[Accidental video]

[k2so]

[The screen is tilted at an odd angle, as if someone just hit the communicator with a wandering hand, but the view it's clear, Cassian Andor's bedroom. The clues of figuring that one are that the camera shows Cassian himself in his bed, jacket lost somewhere on the floor and shirt half undone.]

I will never get tired of having lips.

[The voice comes from Cassian's company: a tall, blond man, who is not only very handsy with him but trying to suck a lovebite into Cassian's neck. That earns him a moan and a stifled laugh.]

Good, because I'll never get tired of your lips.

[He curls his fingers into the man's hair and yanks his head up, pulling him into a rough kiss.]

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[shelteringwings]

[OKAY THIS IS WEIRD. LIKE REALLY WEIRD. LIKE, UNCOMFORTABLY WEIRD.]

... uh. Captain? You know this thing is on, right?

[Mobius is so uncomfortable right now like wow. And they do it with Sonico in the house!!]

I'm, uh. Not sure we need to see your private shenanigans.

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[captain_by_the_book]

Mobius?!

[ He's yelping as soon as he hears his Deputy's voice, eyes going to the door before the rest sinks in...

...and then it's a mad dash of pushing Kay away to scramble for the phone and turn it off. ]

Kriff, Kay, what did you do!

video;

[k2so]

[Give Kay a second or two, he's processing what is going on.]

Mobius, it's not police to sneak a peek at people, go find your own boyfriend to have fun with.

[Video]

[shortandsweet]

[ Meanwhile, Neo is just sitting there with her Meowstick, watching.

Definitely recording, too, for later use. Because she's a little snot. ]

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Cassian gives her a wary look. ]

No comments?

[Video]

[k2so]

[Oh so they made this public...g-r-e-a-t.]

How did your date with Garrus go? He was concerned that his fluids could make your skin melt or some other allergic reaction.

[Clearly, Kay focusses on the important issues here.]

[ Video ]

[pianola]

[ Dorothy just. Stares.

In curiosity or horror? Who knows.

She is somewhat certain that android was the body Kaytoo had mentioned, at least. ]

Re: [ Video ]

[captain_by_the_book]

[ This is not how he wanted to introduce you to robot-human sex, he is so sorry, Dorothy. ]

You look... Are you okay?

[ Video ]

[k2so]

[Yes, she is right in her assumption. Kay s looking frankly annoyed at being interrupted but he gives Dorothy a smile. He has a mouth, gotta take advantage of it.]

Ey, Dorothy. This is not how I had planned to show you my other body. Certainly, I had envisioned showing you so much of it.

[He really should maybe put on shirt.]

[Video]

[redcinemareel]

[....are they joking.]

Who is this...home wrecker?!

[That clearly isn't Kaytoo!]

Re: [Video]

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Cassian shoots her a digruntled look, because hey, if he is already humiliated he might as well pretend he did that on purpose. Or something. For some reason, General Draven's spy school didn't cover accidental public makeouts. Go figure. ]

Excuse me, what are you calling my partner?!

[gotabadfeelingaboutthis]

[Han gives a surprised look and then his famous line{

I got a bad feeling about this...

[captain_by_the_book]

Captain... I mean Deputy...

[ Okay, and here comes embarrassed coughing. So much embarrassment. ]

I'm sorry you had to see that.

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[orlokbutterfly]

... so does he have a vibrate function?

[This is important information.]

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Oh no.

No no no.

Not him. Not again. ]

I'm hanging up on you, Reinhardt.

[ The answer is yes, but not in this frame. ]

[Video]

[kalmaleader]

[Qubine may be a dragon, but it isn't hard to tell what's going on here. Though he wouldn't recognize Kaytoo in his human form.]

...Do humans not have a concept of privacy?

[Video]

[k2so]

We are in our room, we were trying to be private.

[And clearly failed at the attempt.]

Next time we are leaving the communicators in the kitchen.

[Video]

[aurabble]

[All Jaune wanted to do was check the network after buying some much needed groceries, but seeing what he does...

He can't.

He doesn't understand.

Cassian loved Kay. Hadn't they been in love for twenty years or something? Staring at the video in horror, he drops his groceries and phone, running off in a betrayed panic. How could Cassian?! How could he lie to everyone like that? And poor Kay! How was he supposed to live with this kind of secret? He couldn't just lie to his friend, that would make him like Cassian, but telling him would break his wires too and he couldn't. This was not what he meant when he said he made mistakes in the past.

A few seconds later, he runs back to grab the phone off the ground, quickly turning it off.]

[Video]

[k2so]

[Aw, Jaune is not what it looks like? :(]

...hello?

[Action - to perhaps be noticed but ignored]

[sonicosuper]

*Sonico is checking the feed on her phone just as she arrives home early from work. But, at what she sees on her screen, Sonico turns bright red and leaves the house again promptly, the door to the house slamming loudly behind her. The people on the floor above may have heard this, and maybe they hear or see a pink haired girl rushing away from the house.

Hey, at least they know they definitely have some privacy for a while*

[Action -]

[k2so]

[Yea..., Kay heard the door but it doesn't register that it has anything to do with the accidental post. He will apologize later. Sorry Sonico for the TMI.]

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[ivegotadream]

[Rapunzel had no idea what was going on. But she was pretty sure that wasn't the person she knew. So she paused for a moment, unsure of what to say. Instead just staring at the device.

Someone might want to explain things.]

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[captain_by_the_book]

[ The stunned silence might be worse than screaming. ]

I'm sorry. You weren't supposed to see this.

video; I am sorry about this reply

[moviemagic]

You know, you are using the wrong camera to make a porn video.

[And yes, she is going with that as a joke.]

[captain_by_the_book]

[ He's just going to choke on air here.

Congrats, Krista, you have rendered him speechless. ]

[Video]

[im_gonna_heal_u]

[ For how many of Haruna's doujins she'd seen about the matter, seeing two guys being intimate was an entirely different experience. One that causes her cheeks to blush and to stare fairly open mouthed at the entire scene.

Wow. She's sure this is an accident, and she shouldn't be staring, but... why is it so beautiful? ]

Oh my goodness.

[ It's so faint that it's doubtful the others heard it, but Konoka never shut off her video so they might realize that she was watching anyway. ]

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Well. This is different. She doesn't sound angry, for one. ]

I'm sorry. You shouldn't have had to see this.

[Video]

[melodiouspacifist]

[Here he is, turning on his device for a regular normal day and there's two men making out on his screen.

This should be private! It's so indecent!

He can't really look away though, it's very interesting.]

Um...you might...this is on...

[Apparently Demyx has no problem blushing, lack of feelings and all.]

Re: [Video]

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Yay, that makes for two of them being utterly mortified. What a great bonding moment. ]

Thank you. You aren't the only person to point that out, but thank you all the same.

[ Nothing gets people to respond to your posts like public humiliation. Woe is him. ]

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[unhappy]

Can both of you learn how to use the stupid device before we all get live adultery porn? It's not that hard, and I'm kind of thinking it's on purpose at this point.

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[k2so]

Uh..what is adultery?

[Watch Kay focus on the least important things about her reply.]

[Video]

[initia_nova]

[Have a very embarrassed looking teen trying to act as if he's not feeling awkward as hell.]

Guardian Andor, your communicator is on.

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Oh goodness it's bad when he gets mocked, but it's twice as awkward when a teenager is the mature one. ]

I'm sorry, Scott, that is... That was not intentional.

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[klutzette]

[When Colette sees that Kay is sending a video, she very quickly turns it on. And just as quickly turns bright red and lets out an ‘eep!’ as she drops her phone in surprise.]

I’m sorry!! I didn’t mean to intrude!

[captain_by_the_book]

Colette!

[ Oh please no. So awkward. ]

I'm sorry! We're sorry. This is our fault.

[om_nom_namur]

Damn, the least y'all could do was show us the good part.

[So much disappointment.]

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Oh get some daggers glared your way, sharkman. ]

Funny, everybody else has been complaining about the porn.

robobabies! The conspiracy is real!

[reachnotflexibility]

[ this was not what he was expecting.

THIS IS NOT SOMETHING HE EVER WANTED TO SEE!

If it were anyone else this woudln't be such a big deal. But since it's you two... Congratulations, you have a speechless beyond horrified turian on your feed! Have fun!]

ROBOBABIES!!! ALL THE ROBOBABIES!!!

[captain_by_the_book]

[ There's just Garrus's horrified face on his phone. Not even any gloating or anything. Just silence.

Oops.

Did they break the space crab?!? ]

Garrus, are you okay? You look a little... not okay.