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Yang Xiao Long ([personal profile] solar_flare) wrote in [community profile] genessia2017-10-08 09:50 pm

Housecleaning

WHO: Mercury Black and Yang Xiao Long
WHAT: In exchange for three favors and choosing Marry over Shag, Mercury helps Yang clean up the old RWBY house. It's like they're starting to become friends or something.
WHEN: October 7th, 2017
WHERE: Genessia City


Houses were funny things. When people stopped living in them, they seemed to fall into disrepair, gathering dust, mold, and dirt seemingly much faster than they did when they were being used. It was as if they got lonely without people around.

Yang wasn't sure if she'd wind up living in this place permanently. She'd wanted to, because it was a goal they'd all worked toward years ago when she was first kicking around Genessia, and she liked the idea of falling asleep in a place that was likely still full of good memories.

But...

As she'd walked through the rooms, hearing the soft creak of floorboards and little else, she knew it wasn't going to satisfy that longing deep inside of her, the need for things to be what they once were. Blake and Ruby weren't here. Weiss was...different. Yang wasn't even sure her teammate still regarded her as a teammate anymore, and it was a strange, lonely feeling. Both Weiss and Sun didn't seem all that amenable to the possibility of renting the vacant house out to anyone else other than Yang, and the thought of being alone in a big empty space just didn't mesh well with who Yang was, or what she wanted to be.

Still, however things managed to shake out, she did want to clean it up so that it was comfortable and cozy...well, as "cozy" as a house of that size could be anyway...if not for herself then for Weiss. Yang had spent the previous days gathering up a host of supplies for the job -- dust cloths, laundry and dish detergent, a broom, a mop, sponges -- so that the place would be as good as new when she was finished. It was a big job for just one person, but honestly? Yang was looking forward to it. She had full use of both hands now, and she was so glad she didn't have to sweep with just her left arm anymore.

The addition of Mercury as a second helper was unexpected. She really hadn't believed him to be the kind of guy who was on board with any of this, but their playful banter had led to an arrangement of sorts. He'd help her out with the chores, and she'd owe him three favors to be agreed upon in the future. ...And there would be pineapple pizza and soda too, to seal the deal. She wasn't sure when he'd arrive to get started, but as for Yang herself, she headed out at daybreak, a stereo in one hand, and a bucket holding the last of the cleaning materials in the other. Her loose-fitting cargo pants were comfortable for housework, as was the snug orange tanktop that bared her right metal arm to the world. Yang's wild blonde hair was tied up into a thick ponytail to keep it out of the way, since the last thing she wanted was her pride and joy tumbling into the toilet while she was scrubbing out the water stains.

She made a list of everything that needed to be done so each item could be crossed off. The chores were separated by room, with asterisks next to the things she wanted to prioritize. After all, the weather was fine for today, but those clouds hinted that rain might be on the horizon tomorrow, so the outdoor chores had to be done first.

Planting the boombox on the counter and cracking open the windows so she could hear her music loud and clear, she cranked up the volume and got to work.

Moving from bedroom to bedroom, she pulled the sheets and blankets from the beds, gathered the towels from the bathrooms and linen closets, and bundled everything into one big pile in the laundry room. There was only one machine, which meant it would take hours to finish every load. Best to get that going since she could work on other things while the machines did their job. Then she grabbed a stepladder from the garage, filled a bucket with soapy water, and tossed a big yellow sponge inside.

And that was how Mercury would find Yang, with the ladder propped up against the house wall. The bucket was balanced on the top step, and she was busily engaged scrubbing the grime off of the windows. Thick suds coasted down her arm, tracing the grooves of her painted arm and dripping from her elbow. Most of the windows were already washed down, still wet and glistening in the morning sun, and needed only to be rinsed with the coil of garden hose she'd hooked up to the spigot.

The window on the side of the garage had been broken, so she'd left that one alone except to seal it with a sheet of plastic and duct tape. Mercury was good with machines, maybe he was able to fix it. She figured she'd ask once he arrived.
sarcaskick: (your MOM was phone)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2017-10-09 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Mercury was not in a hurry to get started on this. He didn't even really do much in the way of taking care of his own apartment, so he's not exactly putting a spring in his step for the sake of cleaning someone else's. True, they had made a deal. Pineapple pizza was an uncommon taste, he found (though Emerald would eat it, he thought, but then again Emerald would eat anything), and one he was looking forward to indulging, but the three favors were what really sold him.

He didn't know what his three favors would be yet. He'd make damn good use of them though, that was for sure.

He hears her working well before he sees her, the music carrying loud and clear through the air as he lazily makes his way up towards the house with his hands in his pockets. He was dressed pretty casual - a plain white t-shirt and jeans, and he's finally swapped out his boots for something a little less combat-oriented. The jeans are long enough to keep his legs out of sight still, and he's wearing thick socks to make sure the inside of his shoes don't get shredded by the metal of his prosthetics.

When he spots her he slows his pace a little bit, observing silently for a few moments. Maybe checking her out. Probably checking her out. Definitely checking her out, who am I kidding the dude has no shame and no chill.

"Missed a spot."

He says, ever-so-helpfully.
sarcaskick: (oh no you didn't)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2017-10-09 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"Board it up and ignore it forever?" he offers, just-as-helpfully. A moment later he shrugs, continuing, "I'd have to get a look at it to know how broken you're talking, here."

A busted window pane meant swapping the glass out, which he could only do if she already had a replacement pane ready and waiting. If it was more structural he might need wood, or some kind of strong sealant - it really came down to exactly how bad the damage was.

"Is that where I'm starting?"
sarcaskick: ([Squall] ... Whatever)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2017-10-09 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
He leans a bit to the side to peer over her shoulder, frowning at the sight of the window. Shit. Shit, that was more work than he wanted to have to deal with, and his hands slide out of his pockets so he can fold his arms over his chest.

"Do you have another window pane? I can probably handle taking care of the window frame itself, but if you don't have anything to fill it with it's kind of pointless."

He didn't do chores as a kid in the traditional sense. He did a lot of clean-up, though, and there was no shortage of broken everything in his life growing up. His dad had destroyed furniture, doors, windows... and then left Mercury to put it back together, just so he could break it again.

Yeah, he could fix a window.
sarcaskick: (i do what i want)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2017-10-09 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't need a lot. Hammer, nails, a hand saw..."

A pause.

"Which is a saw you use with your hand, not a saw meant for removing hands. Figured you of all people might need that clarification."

He's allowed to make these jokes! He's missing twice as many limbs as she is!

"Aaaaand the measurements for the new window pane. Which, I'm going to take a wild guess here, you don't know."
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[personal profile] sarcaskick 2017-10-09 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"You don't have a tape measurer?"

He asks, because of course that's going to be his first question when they're talking about trying to measure something.

"You know, you seem woefully unprepared for this whole house-restoration project. I would have thought you'd get this all sorted out before roping some poor unfortunate soul into helping out."
sarcaskick: (ah yes i see indeed)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2017-10-10 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
"A professional? Hardly. I can handle this just fine, once we have the right supplies for it. My old place was kind of a constant fixer-upper, so I got pretty good at keeping it from falling apart."

He doesn't specify what old place he's talking about, whether it's somewhere here in Genessia or back in Remnant. It's not important enough to specify.

"So we can either get all of that stuff now, or focus on things that we can work on right this second. Your place, your call. I'm not living here, it makes no difference to me."
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[personal profile] sarcaskick 2017-10-10 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
"My favorite out of that list would be putting a bullet in my head."

He offers, again, very helpfully. Sighing, he rolls his eyes in thought to decide which seems the least painful to deal with. Sweeping? Boring as hell. Washing the windows? Nahhhh. Replacing light bulbs? Somehow even more boring than the other two. At least the gutters will let him hang out on the roof.

"I'll tackle the gutters, then. I know you only have about one percent of the supplies you need for all of this work, but do you have any kind of gloves handy?"

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[personal profile] sarcaskick 2017-10-10 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not like any of it was hard work. For the average person it might be, sure, but for a huntress and fighter like the two of them? Piece of cake. She had the elbow grease to get the cleaning done (even with one less actual elbow) and he had enough experience in household repair to put things back together that had fallen apart. As far as Yang's struggles concerning her team, her inner debate about what had nearly gone down between them, her questioning of moral fiber...

He has no goddamn idea.

The work itself wasn't terribly interesting but Yang brought a certain energy to everything she did, an attitude that was sometimes gutsy, sometimes dorky, but admittedly it was never dull. For Mercury, that was always priority one - stay entertained. Yang was good at that, and the fact that he didn't end a day of housework yearning to drive his head through a brick wall was testament enough to that.

He washed up in a different shower (not, mind you, without teasing that they could exercise some teamwork in handling that, too - Yang had pretty blatantly shut that idea down), using the body wash he'd thought to bring since Yang had mentioned that she could use the shower when they were done. He'd gotten pretty good at determining what smells he did and didn't care for throughout his time here, and this 'Old Spice' stuff never did him wrong.

He considered going with shorts and staying barefoot, himself - but metal feet and hardwood floors don't get along well, so his shoes are the same at the very least. Gray sweatpants covered his lower half this time around, and while he had been sorely tempted to push his luck by coming out shirtless, he--



oh wait, no, that's exactly what he did.

There's a black t-shirt slung over his shoulder as he wanders out upon being called, skin and hair still damp as he wanders out to the living room where Yang waits on the sofa. His eyes wander from her, to the pizza, to... a movie? His nose scrunches up as he steps into her line of sight, leaning forward to pick up the DVD with a raised eyebrow.

"Steel Primroses? Never heard of it. You're not putting some sappy crap on, are you?"
sarcaskick: (oh you diiiiiiiiiiiiid)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2017-10-10 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
It's hard to say whether or not he knew she was looking at him-- okay no, it wasn't. Partly because he had done this so she could look, partly because she was a blatant ogler. Hell, it's not like he cares. If anything, he respects her shamelessness!

"Chick flicks," he repeated numbly, eyebrows lowering a bit, "You know, just this once I would have forgiven you for not keeping your word. Seriously. Free pass."

He heaves a sigh - the food is here, take solace in that. He grabs his first slice while she goes about getting the movie ready, breathing in the smell of it with a content little hum. Chick flick be damned, the pizza smelled delicious. He would persevere. He's about to sit down when she offers her opinion of his scent of choice, and his lips twist into a crooked sort of grin as he replies.

"Feel free to call me daddy, then."

You'd think the dude with serious father issues would maybe not be so okay with that, but he keeps that sort of thing pretty compartmentalized. Kinks usually don't bleed over. Lucky him! He flops back onto the couch with a solid whumpf, hesitating a moment before leaning a bit towards her. Sniffing. Not as creepy as Metal Head had done, and besides, she whiffed him first.

"You smell like... an obnoxious scented candle store."

Charming.
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[personal profile] sarcaskick 2017-10-10 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
He grinned as she attacked him with the pillow - no retaliation, he's more hungry than he is eager for another throwdown like they had outside. Especially no in the house he had literally just finished putting back together. Give it a day, at least!

He crosses one leg over the other, taking a bite of his pizza while watching the logo flash by. He's not paying it much mind. He's already preparing to zone out the screen and try to amuse himself otherwise. He'll manage it somehow.

Or leave once he's finished his pizza. Either/or.

"Did you expect otherwise? Why dear, I'm hurt." His fingertips fan over his bare chest, and he feigns his best pout. "Surely, you don't think so little of your darling husband, do you? Is our marriage in shambles already? I can't afford couples therapy!"
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[personal profile] sarcaskick 2017-10-11 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
He's taking another bite of pizza as she talks, a grin already breaking through his dismayed facade as he chews. She's playful. He can dig it. At the very least she doesn't get fed up with his banter too quickly, which is honestly what makes a lot of people boring to him. Yang, at least, tries to keep up - not just tries, really, but manages to do exactly that.

Not bad, Blondie. Not bad.

He shifts his gaze back to the screen again - frowning, for a moment, in slight confusion.

"I may not exactly be an expert on chick flicks, but this doesn't seem like the standard opening sequence."
sarcaskick: (actually looking kinda friendly lmao jk)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2017-10-11 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
He would have believed her disbelief if it wasn't for that grin at the very end - and that put a few pieces into place. This was no accident, there was no unintentional mix-up. She tricked him, set him up for expecting something giggly with a corny saccharine message and then threw a curveball with whatever the hell this was.

His arm shoots out on in front of her before she can start to rise, pressing against her opposite shoulder to urge her back into the couch. He's giving her a look, something of appraisal that leads to amusement. Did she actually pick out a different movie so he wouldn't hate it, but prank him into thinking otherwise?

His smile widens a bit, and it's something less suggestive and more... what's that word. Happy?

"You know what, let's just see how it goes. Maybe we won't hate it."
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[personal profile] sarcaskick 2017-10-11 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Let's not get ahead of ourselves."

He settles back into place on his side of the couch, finally (unfortunately?) pulling his t-shirt over his head to actually wear it before the movie gets in too far. He grabs for another slice of pizza after inhaling the rest of his slice, reclining similarly as he fixed his eyes on the screen.

... A sideglance, coincidentally timed moments after her eyes return to the movie. Just to look.

Then it's eyes forward once more, legs sprawling out a bit as the movie went on.

"Maybe we'll have to trash your place again at some point. Give me an excuse to swing by."

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