[Action]
[Ken has been in...stranger situations, it’s true. Recently, even. But waking up in a fancy coffin--he knows that’s probably not actually what it is, but it sure as hell seemed like it--with a pretty necklace, money, and what looks like a really fancy phone was really high on the weird-shit-o-meter.

He can’t say he likes it. He kinda prefers to know what’s going on, being confused makes him angry.

First, he finds a place to sit--back to the wall, so no one can sneak up on him from behind, but in full view of the other weird pods--and slowly reads the pamphlet. And rereads it. And fiddles with the phone, watching information stream by. He thinks about responding to a few of them, but decides against it for now, instead tucking it and the money into one of the pockets of his vest.

So, straight from the Wedding From Hell, into...whatever this is. Fine. At least no one’s shooting at him. That’s an improvement.

As he leaves, he actually watches the hologram--all the way through, beginning to end--before grabbing a map and heading to the address indicated on the key. If he bumps into anyone on the way, he's polite, but will try to extract himself from the conversation as soon as possible.]

[Video]
Okay, so. Kinda used to using phones to talk to one person, but we’ll open the floor to discussion, whatever. I read the pamphlet, watched the grumpy hologram lady talk--twice even, I went back out--and this is just...supposed to be a thing?

Yes I know there’s a website, but that doesn’t make any sense either.

[He shakes his head, shaggy hair flopping around in his eyes.]

So, uh, if I’m expected to do introductions, hi, I’m Ken. Nice to be abduction-buddies with you.

[Unless you’re Schuldig, then you can die in a fire for all he cares.]

Also, since I'm not exactly eager to stay in a tiny box...any leads on a job would be great. I've been a florist for a while, if that's an option. Yeah, I know I don't look it, no comments like that.

[We're just. Not going to mention all the murder for hire.]