fukkinawesome: (invention time)
Wade Wilson ([personal profile] fukkinawesome) wrote in [community profile] genessia2017-01-28 10:54 pm

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Hey kids!

So old Uncle Wade here has learned that things are getting kind of sticky in Everglade! And not in the sexy way, you get what I'm saying?

What's this documentation shit? You gotta sign a paper to prove your dad was a mummy or something?

Don't even get me started on the human laws.

You know what's a lot easier than filling out a ton of asshole papers about how many degrees of werewolf you are?

Moving to Genessia City.

Pack your shit up and come visit us, where the rules are "who gives a shit if you're unconventionally hairy, you too can get a job as the most dope dancer in town".

"BUT DEADPOOL" I hear you genetically mundane humans cry out in the distance!

"THERE ARE RULES AGAINST ME BEING THERE TOO!"

Well guess what sugar lips, Genessia doesn't have rules against humans either.

In Genessia, there are exactly zero rules about what you were or were not born as, as possessing the ability to turn into bats, wolves, mist or Frankenberry doesn't actually directly impact your ability to do shit like a job or be a contributing member of society.

Hey it's kinda like being human or non human has absolutely no basis on your ability to act like a decent person!

At least that's what it's like in Genessia.

Also, totally, we have the best drinks here, all the women are hotter, and our clubs are lit as fuck.

Come to Genessia.

Come for awesome nightlife!

Stay because it's comparatively better than having to show your papers to the police so you can buy some milk by yourself on a Saturday.
black_black_heart: (peekaboo)

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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-01-30 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Have an amused Tannusen.]

They should record you for another hologram at the Bay.

[A far less boring one. Maybe less informative, too, but hey.]
black_black_heart: (that look)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-02-05 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I can't compare your asses on all points, but I'm also biased in favor of tight leather.