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genessia2017-01-28 10:54 pm
fukkinawesome) wrote in genessia2017-01-28 10:54 pm
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Hey kids!
So old Uncle Wade here has learned that things are getting kind of sticky in Everglade! And not in the sexy way, you get what I'm saying?
What's this documentation shit? You gotta sign a paper to prove your dad was a mummy or something?
Don't even get me started on the human laws.
You know what's a lot easier than filling out a ton of asshole papers about how many degrees of werewolf you are?
Moving to Genessia City.
Pack your shit up and come visit us, where the rules are "who gives a shit if you're unconventionally hairy, you too can get a job as the most dope dancer in town".
"BUT DEADPOOL" I hear you genetically mundane humans cry out in the distance!
"THERE ARE RULES AGAINST ME BEING THERE TOO!"
Well guess what sugar lips, Genessia doesn't have rules against humans either.
In Genessia, there are exactly zero rules about what you were or were not born as, as possessing the ability to turn into bats, wolves, mist or Frankenberry doesn't actually directly impact your ability to do shit like a job or be a contributing member of society.
Hey it's kinda like being human or non human has absolutely no basis on your ability to act like a decent person!
At least that's what it's like in Genessia.
Also, totally, we have the best drinks here, all the women are hotter, and our clubs are lit as fuck.
Come to Genessia.
Come for awesome nightlife!
Stay because it's comparatively better than having to show your papers to the police so you can buy some milk by yourself on a Saturday.
So old Uncle Wade here has learned that things are getting kind of sticky in Everglade! And not in the sexy way, you get what I'm saying?
What's this documentation shit? You gotta sign a paper to prove your dad was a mummy or something?
Don't even get me started on the human laws.
You know what's a lot easier than filling out a ton of asshole papers about how many degrees of werewolf you are?
Moving to Genessia City.
Pack your shit up and come visit us, where the rules are "who gives a shit if you're unconventionally hairy, you too can get a job as the most dope dancer in town".
"BUT DEADPOOL" I hear you genetically mundane humans cry out in the distance!
"THERE ARE RULES AGAINST ME BEING THERE TOO!"
Well guess what sugar lips, Genessia doesn't have rules against humans either.
In Genessia, there are exactly zero rules about what you were or were not born as, as possessing the ability to turn into bats, wolves, mist or Frankenberry doesn't actually directly impact your ability to do shit like a job or be a contributing member of society.
Hey it's kinda like being human or non human has absolutely no basis on your ability to act like a decent person!
At least that's what it's like in Genessia.
Also, totally, we have the best drinks here, all the women are hotter, and our clubs are lit as fuck.
Come to Genessia.
Come for awesome nightlife!
Stay because it's comparatively better than having to show your papers to the police so you can buy some milk by yourself on a Saturday.
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I've been living in Genessia since I first arrived here and no one minded much about my looks. It's a good place to live.
As for measures the new Mayor wants to implement, I don't like them either [Which is a pity, he enjoyed visiting Everglade from time to time.]
Your name is really Deadpool?
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Well who the hell wants to visit Everglade anyway, they got like... one bar there.
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I can't drink, that's never been an issue for me. I've looking around the place for my friends but I don't think they're there.
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When you are part of a war, people trying to kill you gets almost familiar.
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I mean at least like just once a month.
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One a month seems one time too many.
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Are you a vampire?
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Some horseshit about needing to keep tabs on the population for protection and food related reasons.
You know, totally normal, not even a little suspicious, everyone should just do it no questions asked.
I know when a group of important looking government agents appear on my news feed and tell me I need to register myself with their database, it means nothing but really good stuff.
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What, the whole thing? All of it? Mayor's house and all, just poof, on fire?
... Sexy, I'm in.
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It doesn't make any sense, though. Why would they do that?
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You cold totally call and ask but chances are you'll just get the weird, zombie lookin' guy she hired as mayor.
Still, would totally burn his house down.
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Maybe we should burn someone else's house down. Grell's my brother's wife so it'd be kind of hard right now.
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Goddamnit, another great night ruined by someone's in laws.
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Sorry about that, man. If I find something else we can blow up I'll let you know.
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They should record you for another hologram at the Bay.
[A far less boring one. Maybe less informative, too, but hey.]
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Don't worry, I think my boss has some sippy cups and grape juice hanging around, you can still visit.
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Orange. Or punch.