voice

[feckinboomstick]

[THIS TONE.

IS DEEPLY BEGRUDGING.

He's not happy. Of course, Cassian is rarely ever happy when he uses the network, so this isn't really a surprise.]

... Sale goin' on in the shop.

[DO NOT ASK WHY]

Pertainin' mostly to defensive and combative charms.

Everythin' else is still full price, none of ye are gettin' cheap potions from me that easy.

... Extra sale on explosive runes.

I don't want a single goddamn question as to why.

Comments

[Video]

[yoyoboy]

[Of course he hears about this voice message, Tony can't help but reply to this.]

Charms and explosive runes?! Cool, how much for those?

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

Two dollars per explosive rune.

For ages eighteen and up.

Re: [Video]

[yoyoboy]

[Once he hears the price and the age limit, Tony's smile turned into a frown, feeling that his age is starting to turn into an insult to him.]

Eighteen and up?! Why not?

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

Because I don't hate everyone nearly enough to give explosives to a thirteen year old boy, that's why.

Re: [Video]

[yoyoboy]

[He's actually 12 years old, but he has a point about it. Of course, Tony doesn't quite understand why.]

Oh, come on! I can be careful with those rune things!

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

I can't in good conscience sell explosives to a person who's idea of a hot Friday night is a bottle of ginger ale and a new Call of Duty game.

Re: [Video]

[yoyoboy]

[Tony just growls in response, annoyed that this salesman doesn't allow him to buy his wares.]

Man, I can't believe I'm not allowed to buy anything explosive because I'm too young...

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

I know, in a perfect world we'd give weapons grade explosives to anyone.

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[yoyoboy]

Really?

[I doubt he would, Tony.]

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

... No.

Re: [Video]

[yoyoboy]

[Once more, Tony's smile turned into a frown as he groans at this.]

I really hate being young...

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

Aye and if ye go about muckin' around with explosives, ye won't get to be old either.

Re: [Video]

[yoyoboy]

[Tony groans once more, this time not saying anything as he doesn't have anything to say to the salesman.]

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

Tell ye what though, I got firecracker grade ones in here that ye can buy.

A lot less likely to blow a chunk out of a building, these ones.

Re: [Video]

[yoyoboy]

[Not what he wants, but it's close enough. Besides, if his siblings are here right now, they might scold him for buying powerful explosives.]

Fine, how much are they?

[At least they might a good alternative to WOOHP gadgets for now.]

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

For lesser runes, tis about fifty cents per rune.

[Trust him.

You will understand the price when that rune activates.]

Re: [Video]

[yoyoboy]

Alright. Where is your shop?

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

Everglade, inside me subgate.

Can't miss the thing, trust me.

Re: [Video]

[yoyoboy]

[Well, it's better than nothing.]

Okay, I'll be there.

[With that, he heads off to find that shop. If he remembers correctly from Anastasia, Everglade is a town filled with horror and monsters, so he'll try not to run away from that town if it's possible.]