voice

[feckinboomstick]

[THIS TONE.

IS DEEPLY BEGRUDGING.

He's not happy. Of course, Cassian is rarely ever happy when he uses the network, so this isn't really a surprise.]

... Sale goin' on in the shop.

[DO NOT ASK WHY]

Pertainin' mostly to defensive and combative charms.

Everythin' else is still full price, none of ye are gettin' cheap potions from me that easy.

... Extra sale on explosive runes.

I don't want a single goddamn question as to why.

Comments

[Video]

[shy_mage]

[Oh Cassian. Cassian. How horrible.

Maybe he would have ignored it before, but now that Cassian said not to ask why, all he wants to do is ask why. And he's practically trembling to hold it in.]

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

.........

It's so the runes don't get moldy.

[Look it is the lyingest lie ever but Christ goddamn Bracken]

[Video]

[shy_mage]

O-Oh, I didn't know they could get m-moldy.

[But Cassian would only tell him truths.]

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

Aye yes, terribly moldy they get if ye leave 'em alone, gotta sell 'em all if they get too many.

[Video]

[yoyoboy]

[Of course he hears about this voice message, Tony can't help but reply to this.]

Charms and explosive runes?! Cool, how much for those?

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

Two dollars per explosive rune.

For ages eighteen and up.

Re: [Video]

[yoyoboy]

[Once he hears the price and the age limit, Tony's smile turned into a frown, feeling that his age is starting to turn into an insult to him.]

Eighteen and up?! Why not?

[k2so]

Explosive runes? That's some kind of weapon?

[feckinboomstick]

More or less, like a trap, I suppose ye could call it.

[k2so]

Interesting. Could you tell me some more about how those are used?

[audio]

[black_black_heart]

Not a single question? What about a duo? Oh -- a trio!

[If you think you're exempt from the trolling now, Cassian, you're gravely mistaken.]

Re: [audio]

[feckinboomstick]

Shut yer gob, Tannusen.

Re: [audio]

[black_black_heart]

So... is that a yes, great mystery man?

video;

[kingslight]

[Excuse Regis as he stares at Cassian as if he grown a second head. The old king has no idea what the hell is going on but he's mildly worried. Scratch that, he's VERY worried.]

...Very well.

Re: video;

[feckinboomstick]

... Wot.

[Video]

[im_gonna_heal_u]

You sell charms too? How much do they go for?

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

Dependin' on the strength, anywhere from a dollar a charm to ten dollars.

Personalized or custom charms are more so.

[Video]

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Oh, I see!

And what kinds of charms are they? I've been wondering if and how I should branch out...

[Video]

[treesus]

...

[He really wants to ask why. Maybe not for the reason that Cassian is worried about but he really wants to ask.]

Is something wrong?

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

Nope.

Want a rune?

[treesus]

...I'm interested yes.

How explosive are the explosive runes?

[Voice]

[mascnot]

[ A somewhat muffled, ambiguous voice speaks. ]

Why 'combative' rather than 'offensive'? Or are they more of a mixed purpose?

Re: [Voice]

[feckinboomstick]

Because if ye feck up usin' it, it'll kick your arse, that's why.

Tis combative.

[Voice]

[mascnot]

Do you offer special training on the correct use of your charms?

[video]

[orangeoutlaw]

[sorry, buddy. He's gotta ask]

Why?