genessia | 4 Failed Attempts at World Domination [Video]

[Today the video feed opens up to a view of Nova City from the office of it's Guardian. Who happens to be sitting at his desk with his feet up. After a moment he'll look to the camera and feign surprise before sitting up straight.]

Oh hello there. Citizens of Genessia. In case any of you are new, allow me to introduce myself: I'm the Guardian of the sub-city, Nova City. The one, the only, the brilliant scientist, Dr. Albert W. W-

[However, before Wily can finish, there are two heavy *ka-cha* sounds followed by brilliant lights flashing into the feed.. A clack of high heels follow and Satsuki steps into the feed with her hair blowing in a dramatic fashion.

Perhaps a bit overdramatic, but Satsuki considers it perfect for one as big a deal such as herself. She raises her hilted sword upward, then once she slams it onto ther ground, her narrow gaze intensifies as she bellows: ]

Attention, citizens and denizens alike of Genessia City! Of Attleton! Fayren! and Everglade! Today is a day to rejoice as I, Satsuki Kiryuin, have officially become Deputy Guardian of Nova City as of now! It goes without saying that I support Doctor Albert Wily's aggressive vision of keeping the peace and allowing youth's potential to flourish!

However it has come to my attention that a number of you choose to remain passive, which I feel can only be rectified through education and action! Therefore my first line of duty will be to enforce this education so that you may see and understand the truth your own eyes and minds!

[Wily has climbed up on to his desk and can be seen shaking his fist angirly at Satsuki.]

What are you doing!? I was trying to introduce myself! We rehearsed this!

As of today, I will be in charge of the construction and maintenance of two institutions: The first will be weekly classes that shall assist in getting newcomers up to speed and encourage them to take their new found destiny into their own hands.

The second will be the construction of Wily Academy! This academy will be a mind opening experience for our youth. Being exposed to and sharing differing cultures, ideas, and knowledge will ultimately bring everyone together as one progressive entity! As one we shall create a miracle!

[By this point Wily has given up and slumped back into his chair.]

Kids these days...

For the next several weeks I will be seeking teachers to aid in this cause, and while I am certain I need not say it; student attendance will be mandatory. Those who I must to bring in by force will be punished!

[Satsuki draws in a calm breath, then.]

As construction nears completion, I will be sending out registration forms and will provide details of what resources will be available in this Academy.

I look forward to you all taking part in the elimination of a passive culture and unleashing a strong, bright, and flourishing culture!

[Is she done? It looks like she's done. Wily looks a little bored but he'll sit up straight the moment Satsuki finishes talking.]

Deputy Guardian, Satsuki Kiriyun everyone, giver her a hand.

[He'll clap lightly for a moment.]

Wily Academy is a bold new step that will benefit not only me, but everyone in Genessia. I expect to see a number of slacking dofus' show up ready to learn and become productive members of society once the academy opens up in the near future.

Until then, If you have any questions, feel free to contact me or Satsuki. I'll get to them as I feel I have time.

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[ U g h she's talked enough with Ozpin about this, it's probably best to get information directly from the source.

~~It's information gathering, okay?~~ ]

You say "student attendance will be mandatory," but what defines a "student?" [ Like, what, everybody under twelve? ....Mavis is older than that. ]

[Satsuki blinks slowly a few times. Mavis' appearance is actually a very plesent surprise!]

An excellent question. There are two definitions: 1) those between the age of thirteen and nineteen. 2) Anyone older who wishes to attend, to a maximum age of 24.

Anyone older than 24 would be handled on a case by case basis.

Edited (Augh typing way to faaaast, sorry. D:) 2014-05-29 00:22 (UTC)

...Hm. I was thinking it would be little kids.

And what if the student attends somewhere else for their education?

[... Younger than twelve? Why.. Why would she even think that?? But the next question is good enough.]

Then they stay at that school if they so desire. The option to transfer should be available.

[ Because it's usually only little kids who need schooling. At least in Mavis's world.

Still- ]

Then you'd have no problems if I opened Fairy Tail to teaching these students?

We have two Guildmasters here, we're more than qualified. [ She's counting Gildarts. ]

[Satsuki's brow twitches and she goes silent. Of all the things she had planned for, this was certainly not one of them.

In a nutshell, her thoughts could be consolidated to one word: 'Shit'. She doesn't know what to say.]

Edited 2014-05-29 05:27 (UTC)

[ That's why Mavis is their tactician. ]

I'm glad we could sort this out. You've been very helpful.

[Satsuki is absolutely floored that someone from Fairy Tail would be doing this. To her they're a bunch of wild goofballs. Wonderful fighters, sure, but...

That's insane; what are they going to teach these kids? ]

Wait.. I have visited Fairy Tail in the past; albeit rather briefly, and found it to be a.. 'Unique' experience. Are you absolutely certain this is a good idea?

Edited 2014-05-29 08:17 (UTC)

[Wily knew this day would come, actually he had no idea it would but he was prepared for it nonetheless. He had actually assisted in the construction in the Fairy Tail guild, he was pretty sure those bombs he set up were still in the walls.

No one had claimed to have found them yet at least.

He could use those to put a stop to this nonsense when ever he wanted.]

Of course I am. My guild can be rowdy at times, but it's always had heart and a willingness to help others.

And with two Guildmasters to lead [ actually maybe she should get Erza in on this too ] we'd have no problem providing a quality education to those who need it.

[Satsuki looks skeptical, but eventually gives a slow nod. She'll have to talk with Wily later to ponder the advantages of this development.]

I.. See. Then, I appreciate your willing to accept this task. If all goes well, perhaps we shall end up sister schools.

[Excuse the man in the background who had been peacefully drinking leaning back in his chair... flail and fall flat on his back at that. Just be glad he thought to turn Crash off before drinking this time, Mavis.]

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