4 Failed Attempts at World Domination [Video]

[onlybuildsawesome]

[Today the video feed opens up to a view of Nova City from the office of it's Guardian. Who happens to be sitting at his desk with his feet up. After a moment he'll look to the camera and feign surprise before sitting up straight.]

Oh hello there. Citizens of Genessia. In case any of you are new, allow me to introduce myself: I'm the Guardian of the sub-city, Nova City. The one, the only, the brilliant scientist, Dr. Albert W. W-

[However, before Wily can finish, there are two heavy *ka-cha* sounds followed by brilliant lights flashing into the feed.. A clack of high heels follow and Satsuki steps into the feed with her hair blowing in a dramatic fashion.

Perhaps a bit overdramatic, but Satsuki considers it perfect for one as big a deal such as herself. She raises her hilted sword upward, then once she slams it onto ther ground, her narrow gaze intensifies as she bellows: ]

Attention, citizens and denizens alike of Genessia City! Of Attleton! Fayren! and Everglade! Today is a day to rejoice as I, Satsuki Kiryuin, have officially become Deputy Guardian of Nova City as of now! It goes without saying that I support Doctor Albert Wily's aggressive vision of keeping the peace and allowing youth's potential to flourish!

However it has come to my attention that a number of you choose to remain passive, which I feel can only be rectified through education and action! Therefore my first line of duty will be to enforce this education so that you may see and understand the truth your own eyes and minds!

[Wily has climbed up on to his desk and can be seen shaking his fist angirly at Satsuki.]

What are you doing!? I was trying to introduce myself! We rehearsed this!

As of today, I will be in charge of the construction and maintenance of two institutions: The first will be weekly classes that shall assist in getting newcomers up to speed and encourage them to take their new found destiny into their own hands.

The second will be the construction of Wily Academy! This academy will be a mind opening experience for our youth. Being exposed to and sharing differing cultures, ideas, and knowledge will ultimately bring everyone together as one progressive entity! As one we shall create a miracle!

[By this point Wily has given up and slumped back into his chair.]

Kids these days...

For the next several weeks I will be seeking teachers to aid in this cause, and while I am certain I need not say it; student attendance will be mandatory. Those who I must to bring in by force will be punished!

[Satsuki draws in a calm breath, then.]

As construction nears completion, I will be sending out registration forms and will provide details of what resources will be available in this Academy.

I look forward to you all taking part in the elimination of a passive culture and unleashing a strong, bright, and flourishing culture!

[Is she done? It looks like she's done. Wily looks a little bored but he'll sit up straight the moment Satsuki finishes talking.]

Deputy Guardian, Satsuki Kiriyun everyone, giver her a hand.

[He'll clap lightly for a moment.]

Wily Academy is a bold new step that will benefit not only me, but everyone in Genessia. I expect to see a number of slacking dofus' show up ready to learn and become productive members of society once the academy opens up in the near future.

Until then, If you have any questions, feel free to contact me or Satsuki. I'll get to them as I feel I have time.

Comments

[Video]

[weavemyownfate]

[A cut-throat. Well, that's certainly intriguing, and she raises a hand to her throat.]

I see. So what happens when your students misbehave where you are from?

[Video]

[tenminutes]

Nothing bad, really. If you're caught you go to the reflection room or get chewed out by a teacher. Though my situation was a little different and I've been in school for longer than anyone would be normally.

[ Yuri just gets a little protective at times. She's got a bunch of kindergarteners here, since she's good with kids, but.. well, suffice it to say before becoming a teacher here, she lead a rebel battlefront that she was fiercely protective of unless she was the one causing the damage. ]

[Video]

[weavemyownfate]

[She nods.]

Very well, so it is fine for you to punish them, but not myself. You must admit there isn't much wiggle room to negotiate with.

[Video]

[tenminutes]

The difference is if they want to walk out on me they're completely welcome to. People stay with you if you're worth sticking around.

[Video]

[weavemyownfate]

[Satsuki frowns.]

And you feel that applies to this situation.

[Video]

[tenminutes]

It applied to every situation. If you're offering something worth having, people will come to you.

[Video]

[weavemyownfate]

[Following a long moment of silence.]

And your name?

[Video]

[tenminutes]

Yuri, though my friends call me Yurippe.

[Video]

[weavemyownfate]

[Satsuki raises a brow. Yurippe?]

Noted. While I feel your stance is far too soft, there are some things to take into consideration.

I appreciate your stepping forward, Yuri.

[Video]

[tenminutes]

Also, tell the old guy that a leader shouldn't call the people he's trying to inspire doofuses. That's just asking people to rise up against him.

[ The pot calling the kettle black, Yuri, considering how many times you call people you like idiot/moron/some variation thereof. ]

Re: [Video]

[onlybuildsawesome]

[Wily hasn't exactly been paying attention to much of this. He's been fiddling around with the plans for a machine. When Yuri mentions him though, he'll glance up and glare at her.]

Kids...

[Video]

[tenminutes]

Don't you "kids" me, I'm older than I look. I just happened to have been dead-but-conscious for a good portion of those years, that's all.

[Video]

[onlybuildsawesome]

Oh? And just how old are you, little girl?

[Video]

[tenminutes]

I don't know exactly, after a while you stop counting in a place where time doesn't really exist and you don't physically age at all. I couldn't really give you an exact number, old man.

[ She's just smiling. ]

Re: [Video]

[onlybuildsawesome]

Go figure, a childish nitwit can't keep track of her own age.

Who would have thought?

[Video]

[tenminutes]

There wasn't a point in keeping track, I was dead and time just looped so I didn't really care. Either way, this "childish nitwit" ran a battlefront pretty successfully and can see really really easily why everyone hates this idea with how you're acting more like a childish nitwit than anyone else here.