genessia | 4 Failed Attempts at World Domination [Video]

[Today the video feed opens up to a view of Nova City from the office of it's Guardian. Who happens to be sitting at his desk with his feet up. After a moment he'll look to the camera and feign surprise before sitting up straight.]

Oh hello there. Citizens of Genessia. In case any of you are new, allow me to introduce myself: I'm the Guardian of the sub-city, Nova City. The one, the only, the brilliant scientist, Dr. Albert W. W-

[However, before Wily can finish, there are two heavy *ka-cha* sounds followed by brilliant lights flashing into the feed.. A clack of high heels follow and Satsuki steps into the feed with her hair blowing in a dramatic fashion.

Perhaps a bit overdramatic, but Satsuki considers it perfect for one as big a deal such as herself. She raises her hilted sword upward, then once she slams it onto ther ground, her narrow gaze intensifies as she bellows: ]

Attention, citizens and denizens alike of Genessia City! Of Attleton! Fayren! and Everglade! Today is a day to rejoice as I, Satsuki Kiryuin, have officially become Deputy Guardian of Nova City as of now! It goes without saying that I support Doctor Albert Wily's aggressive vision of keeping the peace and allowing youth's potential to flourish!

However it has come to my attention that a number of you choose to remain passive, which I feel can only be rectified through education and action! Therefore my first line of duty will be to enforce this education so that you may see and understand the truth your own eyes and minds!

[Wily has climbed up on to his desk and can be seen shaking his fist angirly at Satsuki.]

What are you doing!? I was trying to introduce myself! We rehearsed this!

As of today, I will be in charge of the construction and maintenance of two institutions: The first will be weekly classes that shall assist in getting newcomers up to speed and encourage them to take their new found destiny into their own hands.

The second will be the construction of Wily Academy! This academy will be a mind opening experience for our youth. Being exposed to and sharing differing cultures, ideas, and knowledge will ultimately bring everyone together as one progressive entity! As one we shall create a miracle!

[By this point Wily has given up and slumped back into his chair.]

Kids these days...

For the next several weeks I will be seeking teachers to aid in this cause, and while I am certain I need not say it; student attendance will be mandatory. Those who I must to bring in by force will be punished!

[Satsuki draws in a calm breath, then.]

As construction nears completion, I will be sending out registration forms and will provide details of what resources will be available in this Academy.

I look forward to you all taking part in the elimination of a passive culture and unleashing a strong, bright, and flourishing culture!

[Is she done? It looks like she's done. Wily looks a little bored but he'll sit up straight the moment Satsuki finishes talking.]

Deputy Guardian, Satsuki Kiriyun everyone, giver her a hand.

[He'll clap lightly for a moment.]

Wily Academy is a bold new step that will benefit not only me, but everyone in Genessia. I expect to see a number of slacking dofus' show up ready to learn and become productive members of society once the academy opens up in the near future.

Until then, If you have any questions, feel free to contact me or Satsuki. I'll get to them as I feel I have time.

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Wonderful, another underachiever. Seems they're just drawn to this place.

Maybe if you'd actually tried to apply yourself, you might actually learn something!

I don't need to learn anything to do what I want to do.

But it's also not my fault lessons are so boring.

[Satsuki should probably be horrified. But she can't accept that this girl is for real.]

And what is it that you strive to do?

Edited 2014-05-30 02:32 (UTC)

To be an idol of course. It's my dream after all.

It takes more than possessing a marketable face to become a successful idol, and the ability to focus is essential.

Memorization of lyrics and choreography for example.

[She won't look down too much on the profession; great idols do have the ability to manipulate people's behavior.]

Doctor Wily is correct, you lack discipline.

Well duh, I know all that and I've memorized scripts before so learning that is all fine and dandy. Just not boring lessons that make me fall asleep.

[She does but only as Minako Aino, thankfully she is more disciplines as Sailor Venus, but chooses to not keep all that side to her personality.]

.. Of course.

[It sounds like Minako is long overdue for the biggest lecture of all time. However Satsuki's got too big a plate to take care of as is.

Perhaps next time.]

Your name?

My name is Minako Aino.

[Of course she would say her name.]

I presume you aim to become a japanese idol? I would like to remind you this is no longer Japan.

You need to strive for more than the bare minimum. Consider at least that much.

Of course and I know it isn't Japan, but it doesn't actually mean one can stop trying to live ones dreams.

Do not misunderstand, Minako Aino. I by no means attempt to sway you from your dreams.

Realize that some adjustments are going to need to be made if you wish to touch and inspire as many people as possible.

Take some time to think about that, then perhaps you will reconsider your stance later.

Hmm, I figured that much it's why I haven't started yet. New place means different things and so have to think on it.

Probably won't change my mind any time soon though about my stance.

Time will tell. Until then.

[And she ends the feed.]

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