4 Failed Attempts at World Domination [Video]

[onlybuildsawesome]

[Today the video feed opens up to a view of Nova City from the office of it's Guardian. Who happens to be sitting at his desk with his feet up. After a moment he'll look to the camera and feign surprise before sitting up straight.]

Oh hello there. Citizens of Genessia. In case any of you are new, allow me to introduce myself: I'm the Guardian of the sub-city, Nova City. The one, the only, the brilliant scientist, Dr. Albert W. W-

[However, before Wily can finish, there are two heavy *ka-cha* sounds followed by brilliant lights flashing into the feed.. A clack of high heels follow and Satsuki steps into the feed with her hair blowing in a dramatic fashion.

Perhaps a bit overdramatic, but Satsuki considers it perfect for one as big a deal such as herself. She raises her hilted sword upward, then once she slams it onto ther ground, her narrow gaze intensifies as she bellows: ]

Attention, citizens and denizens alike of Genessia City! Of Attleton! Fayren! and Everglade! Today is a day to rejoice as I, Satsuki Kiryuin, have officially become Deputy Guardian of Nova City as of now! It goes without saying that I support Doctor Albert Wily's aggressive vision of keeping the peace and allowing youth's potential to flourish!

However it has come to my attention that a number of you choose to remain passive, which I feel can only be rectified through education and action! Therefore my first line of duty will be to enforce this education so that you may see and understand the truth your own eyes and minds!

[Wily has climbed up on to his desk and can be seen shaking his fist angirly at Satsuki.]

What are you doing!? I was trying to introduce myself! We rehearsed this!

As of today, I will be in charge of the construction and maintenance of two institutions: The first will be weekly classes that shall assist in getting newcomers up to speed and encourage them to take their new found destiny into their own hands.

The second will be the construction of Wily Academy! This academy will be a mind opening experience for our youth. Being exposed to and sharing differing cultures, ideas, and knowledge will ultimately bring everyone together as one progressive entity! As one we shall create a miracle!

[By this point Wily has given up and slumped back into his chair.]

Kids these days...

For the next several weeks I will be seeking teachers to aid in this cause, and while I am certain I need not say it; student attendance will be mandatory. Those who I must to bring in by force will be punished!

[Satsuki draws in a calm breath, then.]

As construction nears completion, I will be sending out registration forms and will provide details of what resources will be available in this Academy.

I look forward to you all taking part in the elimination of a passive culture and unleashing a strong, bright, and flourishing culture!

[Is she done? It looks like she's done. Wily looks a little bored but he'll sit up straight the moment Satsuki finishes talking.]

Deputy Guardian, Satsuki Kiriyun everyone, giver her a hand.

[He'll clap lightly for a moment.]

Wily Academy is a bold new step that will benefit not only me, but everyone in Genessia. I expect to see a number of slacking dofus' show up ready to learn and become productive members of society once the academy opens up in the near future.

Until then, If you have any questions, feel free to contact me or Satsuki. I'll get to them as I feel I have time.

Comments

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[onlybuildsawesome]

[He'll glance to Satsuki, for once the doctor has no words.]

Y-yeah... come if you want. Let's leave it at that.

-Right... Fluttershy.

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[sharingkindness]

[She just gives a firm nod, still a little shy.]

Right. Thank you for listening.

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[weavemyownfate]

[That is most certainly one shy pony.]

One moment, Fluttershy. I am curious to know if you are a..

[Cough.]

Pokemon. I'm afraid my knowledge of the species that can communicate via human language is extremely limited.

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[sharingkindness]

[She shakes her head.]

I am not, not at all. Apparently I don't know anything about them. [She mutters the last part and recalls that was what Mewtwo said to her.]

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[weavemyownfate]

[Ah, there's some common ground.]

Very few of us do, Fluttershy. It is entirely possible they are meant for more than combat.

If you wish to further your knowledge you will need to speak with others and see what they've learned. Keep an eye out for one in particular named 'Brock', he is particularly knowledged.

[Beat]

That aside, it seems you are from a world populated by talking equine?

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[sharingkindness]

[She nodded slightly. Finding out more might be fun, so she notes to keep an eye out for that person of note.]

Then I hope I'll be able to find them and understand them better After all they are very much like animals and I love animals.

[Talking equine. She wasn't sure how to answer that.]

Equine?

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[weavemyownfate]

Hmn. As do I; it could prove beneficial to everyone.

[An animal caretaker? How.. Surreal. That is something she really needs to see with her own eyes sometime.]

'Equine' refers to animals such as horses, zebras and the like.

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[sharingkindness]

Oh then um, I guess that would be what I am. We just call each other fillies, colts and mares.

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[weavemyownfate]

Understood, I shall keep that in mind.

[Despite the rather.. surreal experience, there is a hint of something Fluttershy can offer she decides.]

As I have stated before, attend if you'd like. Take it into consideration for now; and let there be no doubt you have a place here.

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[sharingkindness]

Oh, I will do. Thank you and good bye for now.

[She turns it off for now.]