genessia | 4 Failed Attempts at World Domination [Video]

[Today the video feed opens up to a view of Nova City from the office of it's Guardian. Who happens to be sitting at his desk with his feet up. After a moment he'll look to the camera and feign surprise before sitting up straight.]

Oh hello there. Citizens of Genessia. In case any of you are new, allow me to introduce myself: I'm the Guardian of the sub-city, Nova City. The one, the only, the brilliant scientist, Dr. Albert W. W-

[However, before Wily can finish, there are two heavy *ka-cha* sounds followed by brilliant lights flashing into the feed.. A clack of high heels follow and Satsuki steps into the feed with her hair blowing in a dramatic fashion.

Perhaps a bit overdramatic, but Satsuki considers it perfect for one as big a deal such as herself. She raises her hilted sword upward, then once she slams it onto ther ground, her narrow gaze intensifies as she bellows: ]

Attention, citizens and denizens alike of Genessia City! Of Attleton! Fayren! and Everglade! Today is a day to rejoice as I, Satsuki Kiryuin, have officially become Deputy Guardian of Nova City as of now! It goes without saying that I support Doctor Albert Wily's aggressive vision of keeping the peace and allowing youth's potential to flourish!

However it has come to my attention that a number of you choose to remain passive, which I feel can only be rectified through education and action! Therefore my first line of duty will be to enforce this education so that you may see and understand the truth your own eyes and minds!

[Wily has climbed up on to his desk and can be seen shaking his fist angirly at Satsuki.]

What are you doing!? I was trying to introduce myself! We rehearsed this!

As of today, I will be in charge of the construction and maintenance of two institutions: The first will be weekly classes that shall assist in getting newcomers up to speed and encourage them to take their new found destiny into their own hands.

The second will be the construction of Wily Academy! This academy will be a mind opening experience for our youth. Being exposed to and sharing differing cultures, ideas, and knowledge will ultimately bring everyone together as one progressive entity! As one we shall create a miracle!

[By this point Wily has given up and slumped back into his chair.]

Kids these days...

For the next several weeks I will be seeking teachers to aid in this cause, and while I am certain I need not say it; student attendance will be mandatory. Those who I must to bring in by force will be punished!

[Satsuki draws in a calm breath, then.]

As construction nears completion, I will be sending out registration forms and will provide details of what resources will be available in this Academy.

I look forward to you all taking part in the elimination of a passive culture and unleashing a strong, bright, and flourishing culture!

[Is she done? It looks like she's done. Wily looks a little bored but he'll sit up straight the moment Satsuki finishes talking.]

Deputy Guardian, Satsuki Kiriyun everyone, giver her a hand.

[He'll clap lightly for a moment.]

Wily Academy is a bold new step that will benefit not only me, but everyone in Genessia. I expect to see a number of slacking dofus' show up ready to learn and become productive members of society once the academy opens up in the near future.

Until then, If you have any questions, feel free to contact me or Satsuki. I'll get to them as I feel I have time.

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Overwhelmed by what?

I suppose if you have to ask, then it will not be an issue.

[She shakes her head.]

There are still a few things I will need to work out, but I will most certainly get back in contact with you.

Your name please.

Sakigami Toto. ☆

[ A lie. That isn't his real name, but it's the name most people at Deadman Wonderland still know him by. ]

Very well. Thank you for your time and your volunteering for a greater cause, Sakigami Toto. At the moment the estimated time of the school opening is the end of June.

I plan to arrange for all the teachers that have volunteered to meet up at least three weeks before opening.

Are there any questions?

Just one. Got any surgical thread? ☆

[ ... Really? We just discussed this. Still, Satsuki keeps a straight face.]

Did you somehow manage to wound yourself during this conversation?

This body is fragile. Which isn't a bad thing, considering how a Branch of Sin works. ☆

[Well that's a decent enough answer.. Though clearly she should employ a doctor/nurse. Yikes.]

Mn. I will see what I can round up for you, but would you happen to be suggesting that this branch breaks through your skin?

Not exactly. Like I said: It's in my blood.

{ He means it literally, Satsuki. }

...

[Satsuki seems a bit skeptical. Maybe it's something she needs to see in action.]

I would like to see a demonstration sometime, if it would not be any trouble.

Aha, I'm sure that will come soon enough! { He claps his hands. } Though I'd say that the Wretched Egg's is so much more impressive than mine! ☆

[That certainly doesn't sound ominous at all. Well, it looks like she's going to have to do some off-time investigation.]

Understood. If there is no surgical thread present, I will make certain a supply is provided for you.

Aha, sounds like we have a deal, then! ☆

Indeed. I shall keep in touch.

[And she ends the feed.]

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