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genessia2017-10-26 09:20 am
justicereigns) wrote in genessia2017-10-26 09:20 am
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[Video] Painfully awkward though
[Smoker speaks up.... never, but he hears just about... everything.]
Let's see, Embodied fears in Attleton, for anyone stupid enough to need the jump scare. [Smoker almost had a heart attack seeing Akainu and just backed right through the gate. NOPE. He'd like to warn off Portgas, but he knows if he says "Don't go there, Akainu is there," it will 1) make Ace WANT to go 2) result in the town being destroyed 3) Raise very pertinent questions about why Smoker is afraid of his boss. =\ So he's just going to say nothing directly, and keep an eye on the comms. Like a stalker.] Nova turns you into monsters, Fayren gives you free costumes, and Everglade is Whole Cake Island without the Big Mam pirate family.
Which leaves monsters in Genessia.
[Turns his camera to show the chaos behind him.]
[You might wonder why he's relaxing drinking a beer and having food at five in the morning, but a man's gotta eat sometime.]
I guess that means now's a good time to advertise. [Whut.]
So I got this bike shop in Genessia, on Sycamore. Sycamore Cycles. Outrun zombies and [Another street view pan of monsters.] and whatever and go up the side of buildings if you're strong enough. Sand, water, blah blah... whatever.
I need a sales counter rep so I don't have to do this. [Facepalms. And yeah, no, that's it. That's all. No name, no pricing, almost no point. Good job Smoker.]
Let's see, Embodied fears in Attleton, for anyone stupid enough to need the jump scare. [Smoker almost had a heart attack seeing Akainu and just backed right through the gate. NOPE. He'd like to warn off Portgas, but he knows if he says "Don't go there, Akainu is there," it will 1) make Ace WANT to go 2) result in the town being destroyed 3) Raise very pertinent questions about why Smoker is afraid of his boss. =\ So he's just going to say nothing directly, and keep an eye on the comms. Like a stalker.] Nova turns you into monsters, Fayren gives you free costumes, and Everglade is Whole Cake Island without the Big Mam pirate family.
Which leaves monsters in Genessia.
[Turns his camera to show the chaos behind him.]
[You might wonder why he's relaxing drinking a beer and having food at five in the morning, but a man's gotta eat sometime.]
I guess that means now's a good time to advertise. [Whut.]
So I got this bike shop in Genessia, on Sycamore. Sycamore Cycles. Outrun zombies and [Another street view pan of monsters.] and whatever and go up the side of buildings if you're strong enough. Sand, water, blah blah... whatever.
I need a sales counter rep so I don't have to do this. [Facepalms. And yeah, no, that's it. That's all. No name, no pricing, almost no point. Good job Smoker.]