04 ♀ Voice

[soldierofloveandbeauty]

Silly question but.... Say someone somehow.... blew up a microwave and might have started a little fire. How would one go about one, putting it out? You do put it out with water, right? Secondly... Knowing what not to put in a microwave and what one can?

I'm not saying it actually happened. [It did.] But it's more a general wondering.

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[beareroflight]

I was joking. Those are not actual subjects you dimwit. How in the world do you expect to find a husband, let alone a boyfriend?

[soldierofloveandbeauty]

Sports would be classed under P.E and that is a subject.

And what is that suppose to mean? Are you saying I'll be single forever because I can't cook?

[beareroflight]

Then tell me oh wise one, why in most reputable schools, it barely gets a whole unit assigned to it. Usually it has 0.5 or 0.75 weight, in comparison to subjects like Science which gets 2.0?

Hell yes. Can't even cook and not smart? What kind of guy wants that?

[soldierofloveandbeauty]

I don't know, it should get more honestly as it's much more interesting.

Some guys like a girl based on personality, not if they can cook or not.

[beareroflight]

Interesting does not necessarily translate to academic.

It's about impressions. You have no idea how fickle men can be about ladies. Of course, there are those people who would choose a lady base on easier qualifications, but they themselves are not worth the effort in the long run.

[soldierofloveandbeauty]

There are certain careers that don't require academic, so having a choice should at least be an option.

I've never met a fickle man.

[beareroflight]

I suppose. There is the option of being a sales clerk, a maid, a bartender, a cheerleader or a waitress.

[Annoying isn't he? Yet her optimism is quickly distracting him.]

Or, the men you've met never admitted to being fickle. I'm sure all the men you've met were very truthful.

[soldierofloveandbeauty]

Don't forget idol.

Considering some of them, yeah. They weren't truthful, but still not fickle. [Some actually were evil, but she isn't going into that.]

[beareroflight]

How could I possibly forget. Lemme guess, a dream ever since you were a girl?

[Can you hear and feel the sarcasm?]

If they weren't truthful, how sure are you they weren't fickle? Why haven't they married you yet?

[soldierofloveandbeauty]

I am a girl and since I was 13, yes. If not sooner than that.

[Can you see all the twitching, seriously rude and why is she still talking to him.]

For one, I'm only sixteen, I'm too young. [But she won't give her real reason because she doesn't want to think about it.

[beareroflight]

How old are you precisely?

[Must still be very young if she believes so much in being an idol. Then again, Sara was also very idealistic. What is it with human girls?]

Which doesn't leave much room for experience, does it?

[soldierofloveandbeauty]

I said I'm sixteen.

[She pauses for a moment.]

Not yet anyway.

[beareroflight]

Right. Right.

I'm sorry to say, but you better ready yourself for disappointment. You are too idealistic for someone who can't even cook with a microwave.

[soldierofloveandbeauty]

Oh, I already know I might not actually end up with anyone, but I won't be disappointed.

[She smiles, mostly to herself.]

But I will say this, you sound pretty cute, but you have an attitude that you could improve on.

[beareroflight]

I hardly believe that.

[Lucifer gave his feed a quizzical expression for her last words. And she'll hear him laugh a bit.]

Now, now. Don't go buttering me up.

[soldierofloveandbeauty]

You'd be surprised.

I'm not really. I'm just saying it like it you.

[beareroflight]

Maybe when you've matured I'll consider it.

Til then, butterbrain

[With that, Lucifer ends the feed. He might just have to check on whom that girl was at one point. Just, maybe.]