[Anon Video] Holiday Cheer and a New Year!

[spidertwerp]

[A masked hero on a rooftop is waving at the camera.]

Hi there! It's Spider-Man! I just wanted to wish everyone a good holiday season.

[He sounds like he's smiling.]

New year's is coming up, which is going to be really fun, but just remember to be safe! Don't go anywhere at night alone, okay?

I've got your back!

[He waves goodbye and turns off the feed.]

Comments

[spidertwerp]

[There's a pause as he's staring at his phone.]

Why would I want to liquefy prey? I don't hunt people! I just...catch criminals and take them to the police!

[Another pause, staring, so much staring.]

I'm fifteen.

[mother_of_monsters]

To eat them. Spiders can't chew so that's how they eat. You didn't know that, Mr.-I-can-do-anything-a-spider-can-but-not-really?

Spiders don't catch criminals!

[At least he got and answer.]

...that explains a few things.

[spidertwerp]

I understand that, but I don't eat people. I eat normal food!

[A lot of it. He sounds a little flustered with all the questions.]

I don't even know if I can liquefy prey, why would I even bother to try that? I don't want to hurt people.

[He sighs.] I am not a spider, I'm still a man.

[He shakes his head.] I'm not sure what you mean.

[mother_of_monsters]

Okay so no people. What about bugs? Do you like eating flies?

[Dray noticed and is now having fun. Sorry kid!]

Maybe you should go hunting and figure that out. It could come in handy in the future if you have to fight a monsters of something. Those attack us sometimes.

Why are you read and blue? Spiders or men are not those colours. You look more like a weird parrot.

[Dray only smiles at that last bit.]

[spidertwerp]

I don't eat bugs, why would I want to?

[He sounds incredulous.]

I'm not even going to consider that!

[He sighs and shrugs slightly.]

I uh, well, when I needed a costume, that's what colour my track suit was.

[mother_of_monsters]

Plenty of bugs are tasty and have high nutritional value.

[Don't knock it until you've tried it.]

Fine, fine...

So it was a matter of convenience not practicality?

[spidertwerp]

Kind of yeah, I'm used to convenience!

[He shrugs at him, he's grinning under the mask.]

[mother_of_monsters]

Well if it works for you...