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[There is a new guy on the communicator today, stomping one sandaled foot down and standing in front of the camera with his arms folded over his bare chest, and grinning beneath the most radical shades you ever did see.

He's also standing outside in the middle of today's typhoon, cape flapping around behind him while the wind blows little pieces of debris like stop signs and mailboxes past him.]

OyoyoyoOYOYOYOY! LISTEN UP, PUNKS! I DON'T KNOW WHO'S IN CHARGE AROUND HERE BUT IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT MORE THAN THIS PUNY STORM TO STOP THE MIGHTY KAMINA FROM BUSTIN' OUTTA THIS PLACE!!

[WHAM! A garbage can lands at his feet in a near-miss and keeps on rolling by BUT NOT A SINGLE FUCK IS GIVEN AROUND HERE!]

YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE THE DAY YOU DECIDED TO KIDNAP THE GREAT LEADER OF TEAM DAI-GURREN!

[It looks like it's getting pretty dangerous out there.]

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Are you nuts?! Get indoors and wait 'til the storm is over before you bust out of anywhere!

[Not that it can be done in the first place, but come on! Priorities!]

[It's either a good or bad thing that the driving rain around him is keeping him from getting a clear view of Yang right now. Depends entirely on your point of view.]

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?! A REAL MAN NEVER BOWS HIS HEAD TO ANYTHING, NOT EVEN TO THE FORCES OF NATURE ITSELF!

[CRASH! There goes a newspaper rack.]

Pretty sure you said your name's Kamina?

[She watches the newspaper rack tip over. Holy crap!]

I'm not sure what that's going to solve.

THAT'S RIGHT!

[Oh no, Yang, you asked for it. He grabs his sword off his back and holds it high into the air in defiance of the very heavens themselves.]

THE REPUTATION OF TEAM GURREN ECHOES FAR AND WIDE! WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT ITS BADASS LEADER A MAN OF SPIRIT, A PARAGON OF ULTIMATE MASCULINITY, THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ME! THE MIGHTY KAMIN-- GRAGH!

[Oh crap, his luck ran out. That last trash can just busted him right in the face.]

[Yang just kind of...peers at Kamina. He's kind of an idiot. Then he gets trashed, and she just kind of sighs. She'd go out and get him if Ruby didn't need her so much right now, so he's going to have to make do with her advice.]

Can't you be manly indoors?

[And just like that, he's back on the screen.]

-- NA!

[That's right, he just finished his introduction despite getting creamed by a garbage can. He hasn't even changed his stance, although... wow. Yeah, wow. That's a lot of blood on the side of his head there.]

In what?

[He's... he's never seen buildings.]

Anything! Are you seriously okay? You're bleeding like crazy!

[She's half-exasperated and half-worried. Seriously, she CANNOT leave her sister right now!]

THERE'S NO WAY I'D LET SOMETHING LIKE THAT STOP ME!

[But he's going to look around a bit, frowning at the buildings around him.]

You mean one of these big things?

You've never seen a building before?

[Maybe he's a caveman. They've had weirder things show up!]

Yeah, just go through the door.

Buildings, huh? Alright.

[He snatches the communicator off whatever he'd set it on and marches up to the first building he sees. Right to the door clearly marked PULL, mind you, like it owes him money.]

OY! OPEN UP!

[And he pushes on the door, to no avail. Hmm... that's no good. He tries again, harder this time and again, nothing. So he steps back, scowling at this stupid door thing and before Yang can attempt to correct him, raises his foot....

AND KICKS THE DAMNED THING RIGHT THE HELL DOWN!]

[He's pushing on the 'pull' door? Well, no one said cavemen were literate.]

Hey--

[Not listening.]

You're supposed to--

[WHAM. Yang jumps in surprise. Well, uh...okay, that works, she guesses. At least he made it inside before he got hit by anything dangerous. Besides, who's she to talk? She kicked off the lid of her pod when she first woke up.]

...Better?

[He's not gonna be tied down by the rules of your society alright?]

[With the door soundly defeated, Kamina marches into the lobby of whatever apartment building this happens to be and whistles as he looks around.]

Not bad.

[And he heads over to one of the couches there and drops down on it, getting water all over the place and totally ruining the leather. And it's about that time that he finally takes his sunglasses off to get a better look at this person he's talking to.

Whoah.

He whistles again. Grins.]

Damn. You surface girls just keep getting bigger, huh?

[Admittedly, he's got a cute face, and running around shirtless? Yang approves. But just because he's attractive doesn't mean she's impressed, especially with remarks like that. Yang's no innocent, she can tell what he's referring to.]

Eh heh...

[She rolls her eyes. Oops, hit the disconnect button.]

[Huh? And suddenly she was gone. He glares at the phone, shakes it a bit, smacks the side of it a few times and then gives up and tosses it over his shoulder.]

[Damn. Okay, better figure a way out of here. Those bozos wouldn't last a day without him--

GRRRRRRRWWWWLLL!!

... Okay, first he'll find something to eat. THEN get back home.]

Edited 2013-12-16 06:47 (UTC)

[Orihime's head is bowed down agains the wind and rain as she relentlessly pushes forward, raincoat snapping, plastic grocery bags double-knotted and rattling in her hands. She reaches for the door handle to pull it open, but nothing. Her hand is still groping at nothing when she lifts her head and realizes the front door just isn't there anymore. She blinks, sidling inside. Huh. She should probably let the landlord know that the storm took out the front door, and she's about to do that when she hears the growl of a feral animal!]

Hoh!

[She jumps around, palm raised as if she were about to fight said wild animal. Instead it's just a man, bleeding profusely from the head with a growling stomach.]

--AAAAAAHHHHHHH! You're bleeding like crazy!

[Orihime drops the groceries and rushes forward.]

Lie down! I'll fix it! It won't take long at all!

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