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WHO: Emerald and Jaune
WHAT: Jaune is trying to catch the Sweet Tooth robber and Emerald just wants sweets. Things are quick to escalate.
WHEN: Midday, January 28th
WHERE: An Attleton bakery
WARNING: Major RWBY Volume 5 spoilers, blood and violence.
[Now that the elections were over, Jaune's life felt aimless and he had started neglecting himself again. He needed some fast cash. A Level 1 bounty didn't sound too demanding, and it would keep him busy and his mind off of the network, what had happened here and what he had learned at the Dream Docks.
Naturally, that meant the world was out to prove him wrong. Stepping inside the bakery, he was instantly greeted with the warm wafting scents of fresh bread and sweets, filtered by beams of sunlight to wrap him up in a pleasant, quaint moment.
The moment was ruined. Trying to catch the door before that annoying bell that all business owners insisted on having to alert them of new customers, Jaune froze when he caught sight of one of the people he was very deliberately ignoring. His last memory of her hadn't been a good one, and he didn't want to be the one to give her the news.]
Emerald?
WHAT: Jaune is trying to catch the Sweet Tooth robber and Emerald just wants sweets. Things are quick to escalate.
WHEN: Midday, January 28th
WHERE: An Attleton bakery
WARNING: Major RWBY Volume 5 spoilers, blood and violence.
[Now that the elections were over, Jaune's life felt aimless and he had started neglecting himself again. He needed some fast cash. A Level 1 bounty didn't sound too demanding, and it would keep him busy and his mind off of the network, what had happened here and what he had learned at the Dream Docks.
Naturally, that meant the world was out to prove him wrong. Stepping inside the bakery, he was instantly greeted with the warm wafting scents of fresh bread and sweets, filtered by beams of sunlight to wrap him up in a pleasant, quaint moment.
The moment was ruined. Trying to catch the door before that annoying bell that all business owners insisted on having to alert them of new customers, Jaune froze when he caught sight of one of the people he was very deliberately ignoring. His last memory of her hadn't been a good one, and he didn't want to be the one to give her the news.]
Emerald?

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Which is why she gave him an irritated look when he called out her name to distract her from the display case of cupcakes. ]
What are you doing here?
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What? I can't get a slice of cake when I want one? [Did she know about the bounty? He was trying not to announce the real reason in case the robber was one of the customers.]
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You're not. Are you?
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[ Though him actually sounding surprised makes her look more curious than angry, even if her words are harsh. She turns to the guy and points through the display case. ] Can I get the one with the gummy worms?
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[He's just trying to make sense of this information and shakes his head.] Weiss is my best friend. I panicked and she's usually level-headed so I went to her. I couldn't just start lying when you told me it was a prank.
[One that really hurt. But he won't say that.]
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[ Because that's different if he actually didn't know. If he lies to her she'll literally never forgive him on this one, but she'll drop it at least on his part if he doesn't. ]
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Wait, you actually took a pregnancy test?
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[ She rolls her eyes, lowering her voice so it's quiet after paying for and accepting the cupcake. ]
Of course I did. We had unprotected sex and I felt queasy. It was probably indigestion.
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[ She's not apologizing to Jaune, sorry Jaune. ]
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[He scratches the back of his neck, looking down.] A-anyway, you should probably go.
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[ She quirks a brow at him. ]
You can't kick me out, I have the right to eat my cupcake wherever I want.
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[Shaking his head.]
That's not what I meant, Emerald, things are probably going to get chaotic soon and you won't want to eat your cupcake.
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[ Sorry Jaune, she can't take care of herself she doesn't see it as anything other than a terrifying possibility. ]
That sounds like entertainment with my cupcake. [ she goes to sit, eyes on Jaune. ]
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[It's never happening. Not with Emerald, or anyone. It's probably for the best.]
Emerald, please--
[SLAM, the door practically flies off its hinges into the wall as one of the bakers screams and cowers under the counter, a group of ten people rush in, led by a man in a tight pink apron and sunglasses. He speaks in a stereotypical thick mafia accent.
"All right, Bertolli, time to pay up for all the sugar we loaned you!"
"No, please, I need more time!" The head baker, or whoever's in charge, shoves his cowering employee into a wall to make a run for it.]
Are you kidding me. [Jaune mumbles under his breath, rolling his eyes and shooting Emerald a look as if it's her fault.]
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If it was the bounty, the baker wasn't the one Jaune would be going after. Emerald thought for a moment it might be a good idea to just stay out of the way, but for now, she takes a bite of her cupcake, getting little oreo crumbs on her upper lip as she does. ]
Want me to grab the baker?
[ The words were a projection into Jaune's head, so the other guy wouldn't hear them. It could give them an edge if he thought that she was willing to help the mafia guy get the baker back. She didn't think it would be bad to get bonus points with the mafia here. ]
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"What did ya say, blondie?"
"Hey, isn't that the guy who murdered the whole police station? Did he get some cosmic surgery or something?"
"That's cosmetic surgery, dumbass!"
"WHATEVA IT IS, STOP ARGUING AND START ROBBING."
All ten pull out their guns and start shooting. Jaune's left eye twitches as he runs to push Emerald down, using his Aura to take any hits.]
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They're shooting at you, not me!
[ She shoves him off of her so she can reach for her revolvers. Ten is too many to handle with her semblance, but if Jaune's going to insist on protecting her she's automatically involved in the fight instead of an innocent bystander. ]
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[Jaune creates a wall of water to slow their attacks.]
I don't think your guns can take them all down.
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[ She groans and rolls, moving to push the table over in front of them for cover. It's not much, but after the water, the bullets aren't making it all the way through the wood by the time they get to this side. ]
What now, genius?
[ Emerald's looking around. She's confident she can handle at least some of them, but if Jaune wants to get out of this he needs to handle some too. ]
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[Just to be safe he expands his shield and holds it over Emerald.]
Do you wanna try Topaz?
[He looks at her hopefully.]
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Remind me what Topaz is again. I remember talking about it but it isn't like we've gone over it.
[ Sorry Jaune. She's listening, but she's peeking over his table and the table to focus on one of the guys in the back, making him think the guy next to him is someone trying to attack from the back. At least enough that they're down two guys in the next few seconds. ]
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I'll charge and distract them so you can pull them back, then I'll trap them with some Dust while you wear them down.
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[ Part of her wants to shoot him right now. She squints at his directions. That doesn't make sense to her. She's using her semblance again, this time to talk just to Jaune so they can't hear anything. ]
How about we pretend I'm an innocent bystander, you provide cover for me to escape while i scream and run away, then I'll come around back while they're focused on you? I'll hook my chain around, slam them into the counter, you do your Dust. Nod if you agree, don't say anything. They can't hear me.
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[He screams. Halfway competent. That's way too optimistic. He pauses and catches on this time, nodding. After a second he jumps out, holding his shield up to take as many of the shots as he can and give her cover while doing so.]
PASTRY DESTRUCTION IS THE WORST CRIME OF THEM ALL!!!
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She almost walks away, then sighs and does as she said she would, coming around the back. She takes her time though, not wanting to rush while her headache is building. Sure enough though, Jaune would see a sickle run across his vision and swing around them, the blade getting caught in one of their sides as she yanks it back hard, like a fish hook in a fish. Some of them are out, but Jaune is still going to have to take the rest out while Emerald retracts her chain. ]