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[Something special must have happened, because look who it is!

It's Szel, finally fully accompanied on screen with Midge, the massive, three foot long cockroach lightning bug mix comfortably seated on his masters shoulders, golden red eyes the size of dinner plates locked unblinkingly on the screen.

Szel, for once, looks cheerful, all pep and energy for perhaps the first time anyone's ever goddamn seen publicly.]

What an interesting few weeks this has been!

Did we ever find Grell? I've been moderately keeping up with that, to an extent. My schedule has been very full lately, but I've done my best to stay on the up and up.

Someone tell me we found her.

I need to know who thought it would be a good plan to kidnap a Guardian. I need to know what stupid looks like, up close and in person.

I'm going to guess that, from the lack of outraged, self righteous screaming on the network, that her husband didn't actually burn anyone alive.

... Yet.

Burn anyone alive yet.

Yet.

Not that I'm making any demands here, not even a suggestion, consider this an open brainstorming session, slash poll.

Raise your hand if you think Marco should set someone on fire.

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[RAISES HAND.]

Aye.

[Raises both hands]

Three votes for immolation.

Where's Sparky, that'll get me to five easy!

[Midge raises one leg, lisping sweetly-]

Six, master.

Oh good, with Sparky, that makes six, we've got a strong lead in favor of death by burning.

I'll get the popcorn pans, I knew I was saving those for a reason.

[Okay, this made her laugh and she might even be raising her hand.]

I think he could do much more than just burning them alive.

I mean... I was gonna put a bounty on them if they get out of jail.

But if I can figure out a nice entrepreneurial individual willing to burn them in jail...

[HE SAYS ON OPEN NETWORK.]

Torture. Torture. Torture. Torture.

Seven!

Seven votes for a barbecue, I'll put you on the 'in favor of a fiery death' list.

Since this is a brainstorming session and a poll, we'll be taking recommendations to accompany death via burning alive. Would you like to add something?

Always a favorite pass time~.

[I MEAN NO ONE'S GONNA PAY ATTENTION TO THIS DRAMA POST RIGHT]

I'd offer to help but interestingly enough, fire isn't my forte.

I am wondering how long it'll take for the local justice division to start raining on our parade in here though.

Well, since you asked, I've always found beheading or impalement to be just as horrifying.

[She has experience...on the receiving end.]

That's so passe.

Everyone's all about sticking marines in quicksand and throw leeches on them these days.

[SO CASUAL.]

Beheading would be an idea, but impalement tends to keep them around a little longer.

Just long enough to fully understand how differently things could have gone if they hadn't eaten all those lead paint chips as a child and kidnapped a guardian.

[NAH.]

I'm open to creative suggestions as long as it leaves an impact.

You'd think they'd throw me a fucking parade or something really.

Tch. Leeches? Really?

[Leeches are nothing compared to vampires.]

Get some honey and dump it on their heads. Let the bugs eat them alive, it last longer and produces more screams.

Really, look at all that hard work you did, all that effort and time and thought, all flushed down the toilet because right to a fair trial before a jury of your peers.

We all know they did it, we don't need to sit down and discuss how long we're going to put them in time out.

I can vouch for impalement hurting like hell if done right.

[She waves it off.]

It's the bleeding out and constant pain that makes them think. But, that's also implying that it was lead chips they ate. They might have simply been lobotomized instead.

Much faster than lead poisoning to make them brainless enough to do something so stupid.

True!

But like with the rest of their problems here, implying they ate paint means they did it to themselves and have no one but their own terrible judgement to blame.

For the fact that they're going to be on fire.

Why not turn it into a contest, really?

[Oh she likes you.]

You won't find any argument on terrible judgement from me. This reeks of idiots not thinking things through.

Who knows? Maybe they love to be punished with fire.

I don't mind that. In my world you don't get that, you just get executed. Unless you're bad enough to go to hell.

Oh, they might not be sentenced here eternally? That's a relief. I have a very long memory.

That's always a fun option.

Though, if this were turned into a contest, I'd favor dismemberment and flaying them alive.

That is the weirdest kink I have heard in... About fifteen hundred years.

Definitely weirder, but everyone was a bit weirder fifteen hundred years ago.

Fanciest execution gets two hundred red bills and a gift basket!

I mean they usually make their way to Hell eventually, eternal judgement is just one errant slip of the pyrokinetic hand away.

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