genessia | [Accidental Home Video made public]

[The video opens with a myriad of dizzying images: a few quick, blurry shakes and then the floor, as the owner is turning the video on but not caring too much about the details. Kay is trying to make a home video, so he will edit and cut the extra parts later...or so he thinks. There's a hissing sound to his side, the image changes again and Kay's voice can be heard. He's lost the metallic echo to his voice that all droids have when they talk.]

Fest! Put down that poor Fairy, this is why the others are on strike.

[Kay sighs when the white cat finally listens to him and drops the poor sprite...only to start chasing after Hoth, Cassian's Vanillite, who just happened to be in the room with them. The temperamental cat more than anyone is the reason why their pokemon level up, the poor things do it to survive living with her. Kay, still behind the camera, starts to walk around the house. A house that looks more like some sort of crazy zoo.

Cassian's Swablu is trying to clean the mess that is the pokemon playroom while Kay's Oricorio follows her around trying to help and court her in the process, dancing all around. There's a real cheetah sleeping next to a giant aquarium with a Mudkip playing in it, a Duosion floating around the room chasing a Jigglypuff and a corgi, all of them playing tag. Kay doesn't even bother telling them to stop, since this is a normal occurrence.This isn't even half their pets.

He speaks up again as he enters the living room, where Cassian is sitting on the floor with his back to Kay, an Eevee chasing a Sylveon in front of him, while he keeps trying to gain their attention. He’s rolling around a squeaky ball. Too bad the best he can get from them is a very cute tail waggle.]

Cassian~! Earth calendar is all wrong but I ran some calculations. Today is technically the day I tried to strangle you for the first time. [Which would sound creepy if it weren't for the fact Kay's voice is full of fondness.] Oh, and the first time you couldn't keep your hands off me, too. [It's clear by his tone alone that Kay is snickering. They had had a really unconventional first meeting.] I guess it's my birthday too, 13 years.

I’m still saying it was a good plan, and would have worked if your shut off button had been where it’s supposed to be!

[Kay can be heard snorting.] Yeah, yeah...I told you I was giving the android body some upgrades, so....turn around.

[Still grumbling about the pokemon, Cassian turns his head. His eyes widen, jaw dropped, and a flush is quickly spreading on his face.] You… You… [He swallows hard.] …look very… [He coughs awkwardly, gaze turning away but quickly returning to feast on the sight before him again.] You look nice. [He licks his lips.] More than nice.

[The camera finally shifts, showing a very human looking K2So, smiling. And the mentioned upgrades are...the android body having a scruffy beard. Ey, Kay thinks this is very nice and he doesn't look half bad with it. He looks to Cassian.]

The other 'upgrades' I can't show on camera, babe. [There's a glint of a wolf smile on Kay's face before the video shows the floor again and then turns off.]

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*Upon seeing this video, Sonico decides it's time to make a swift exit to give them space. They might not notice the front door opening and clicking closed though at this rate*

[Augustine takes one look at that beautiful white feline and just gasps.]

...H-How cute. [He didn't mean to voice that aloud but he did. Augustine is quite fond of all things cute and adorable. That explains the little black and white menace upon his lap now. Don't be fooled by this domestic side of him, Augustine is still dressed to the nines in this impeccably flawless black suit that he's been prancing around in lately. He matches the little Gothitia almost perfectly.]

So many wondrous creatures. [Augustine mutters in awe once he spots the slumbering cheetah but it's the adorable Evee and the Sylveon that captures his heart.] Oh, what's that!?

I want it! It's so small and furry---Ahem. [Maintain your composure, Augustine. Maintain.] I mean to say that's quite darling.

[...Oh my. Is that Cassian? Yes, it is but he's that exceedingly handsome bastard over there---oh. Cassian is married, isn't he?

Well, lucky dog.]

AHEM! Gentlemen! You might not want to display your marital bliss for all to witness. Have some class.

Edited 2018-03-08 23:26 (UTC)

What is going on here?

[Grievous is confused about Kay's appearance in particular.]

I was expecting part two of what happened a while back.

[And yes, she was teasing a little bit.]

[Kay's voice can be heard again before any image gets into focus]

Gentlemen? Here?Where?...wait....I think this thing is still on.

[The video is turned back on and sure enough, he's looking at the screen in confusion. It takes him a second to recognize Augustine as the man Cassian told him was flirting with him after making that anon post.]

We are not married. And yes, Fest is a precious angel. Oh, your clothes match your pokemon, that's very cute...[He looks over his shoulder.] Cassian! Why your clothes don't match them too?

Edited 2018-03-09 08:13 (UTC)

[Now that Kay has a face, he can look apologetic...or try.]

General Grievous, this was posted by accident. Cassian and I were just uh...recording data for posterity.

[Kay picks up the device, realizes he has screwed up and just...shrugs.]

Oh, it did. But it never hurts to spice up things every now and then.

[Sonico is the greatest roommate. And they will return the favor if she and Mobius ever need the house for themselves.]

How do you look like that?

[He'd noticed the voice as much as the face change.]

Ah! Right, I didn't tell you. Months ago, when that strange Carnival appeared, I was given an android body powered with magic to use. I dowloaded my personality in it.

It stopped working when the Carnival left but once Cassian and I collected enough charms to make a wish, we requested to make it power up again.

[Then he opens is arms in a TADA~ gesture.] And here it is. I don't use it often, I like my real body better. But this one has mouth so it has big perks.

Ahh... The charms... I have heard off this magic.

[He seems thoughtful for a moment. Perhaps it is a way to get his own body restored, if the one named 'chaos' couldn't accomplish the task.]

I have been deciding something similar, except it was a doorway to a place. I intend to soon have my own sub-archway.

[Not done with charms, of course, but it another sort of project. With certain sacrifices. He pauses a moment -- then...]

You are most grateful for a mouth?

They're not easy to get, Cassian and I had to use both of ours to make the wish, but it was worth it.

[That would be a great wish and Kay would fully support it.]

Interesting. What place do you have in mind?

[Kay really can't help his next reaction. He looks over his shoulder at Cassian, then back at Grievous and smirks.]

You can do a lot of things with one General.

Not talking through a vocal modulator is one of them.

[His tone is wry. After all, much of his own face is missing under that mask. He needs as much electronic help as a droid to speak.]

I plan on opening an arch to my home world of Kalee. I wish to be able to walk its shores again.

[The tone turns wistful.]

[The blond's expression softens into something more understanding.]

Yes, I can imagine. Perhaps the next time something weird happens, we might be offered the occasion to get new charms, general.

Shores...[WHY WOULD ANYBODY GO NEAR THOSE, THEY HAVE SAND....Kay doesn't ask but he looks a little haunted. He recovers fairly quickly, though.] Going back home, even if it's a subarchway, would be nice. I hope you can do it.

Yes, our temple is by an ocean. It's...

[But he trails off, shakes his head.]

I am hoping to accomplish this very soon. You are both welcome to visit, if you so wish.

That sounds beautiful.

[Also a touchy subject, he can tell. So he doesn't press the issue.]

Thanks, we will. And let us know if you need any aid in anything.

[ They will be "walking the pokemon" - yes, all night. Everything for you, Sonico! ]

[ Cassian doesn't even need a good look at the video to recognise the voice. It's all he can do to stifle a dismayed groan. No. No, not him. This is terrible. So much for his respectable Guardian air, damn you, Kay!

And then of course Kay has to go and make it worse. He gapes at him, mouth opening and closing a few times. ]

I... I'm not going to match my clothes to the pokemon! Don't be ridiculous!

[ But he has all these blue pokemon who match his favorite jacket. Coincidence but it pleases him.

The Sylveon tries to skitter up his leg and he leans down to scoop it up, letting the fluffy pink creature lick his face.]

There's nothing to gloat at here. We're just... We have a number of pokemon. They are trained police pokemon. [ Said with the utmost dignity. While his nose is being licked. ]

[ Cassian responds a little later, looking very chagrined still. ]

I'm sorry you had to see that, General, that was supposed to be a home video for our personal archives.

I'm still wearing my shirt this time!

[ You're not helping your case here, Cassian. ]

Kitty, don't be mean to fairies! [Excuse Mavis. She has priorities.]

Hi, Cassian!

[Good priorities!

Kay shows up again on screen...or at least the dude who sounds like him.]

She's well feed, I don't understand why she keep terrorizing the poor thing when they come to help us.

...Kay? [Is that you?] How did you do that? [There's admiration in her voice.]

I'm just waiting for the day when you make your own sex video.

That would certainly be a way to spice things up...I mean celebrities do it why not you?

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