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[shiningheart]

... Dude, where's my truck?

[This was, in fact, an accidental post. Lewis, being a bit on the peeved side, sort of might have just accidentally set off a few electronics within his general radius.

There's a car alarm going off (clearly, not his truck) a few security cameras in the background malfunctioning magnificently in a brief shower of brilliant pink sparks, and apparently, his communicator, which had clicked itself on with a brief jolt of energy, the image on the screen tinted magenta.

So yes. There's a skeleton on screen, looking about as cross as a skeleton with no lower jaw can possibly look. He hasn't actually noticed what he's done to his communicator, shooting a look at the car going off instead.]

C'mon, I just got that truck! How do you even misplace a whole peterbuilt?

This is bullshit.

[UPDATE FIVE MINUTES LATER]

Okay, uh I didn't know this was on, uh... quick question. Let's say you're already dead, and you lived a pretty good life, and then you died and uh... stole a truck.

... Can you go to Hell for postmortem crimes?

Comments

[Video]

[skeletalgrandson]

Where's your truck, dude?

[He couldn't resist. He really couldn't. Hey skele-bro!]

Nice hair.

Re: [Video]

[shiningheart]

No, dude this is serious, I need my truck, I was kinda in the middle of driving it somewhere.

[Lewis, the tiny skeleton complimented you.]

... Um. Thanks?

[He's slowly becoming more cognizant of the fact that this is not, in fact, anywhere near where he was prior, truck aside.]

I'm uh... I'm kinda getting the feeling I missed something.

Re: [Video]

[skeletalgrandson]

You're right, it is.

[The little skeleton smiles.]

Congrats on being kidnapped and brought to this place. You're business back home kind of has to wait now. Sorry about that.

Re: [Video]

[shiningheart]

....

Wait what.

[singinghuntress]

...That IS a good question. How DO you misplace a truck that big?

[shiningheart]

I don't know!

I was sitting in it too!

... Have you seen a giant pink and black Peterbuilt around anywhere? It's uh... It's also on fire, it's... Kinda hard to miss.

[singinghuntress]

[.....]

...Okay, that IS impressive and...also hard to miss. Sorry, I've seen things on fire but that's definitely not one of them.

[shiningheart]

Crap.

I don't think I'm good enough to set the car alarm off without the real key.

[A beat]

... I don't think I'm going to get where I was headed either, even if I had it... Uh...

Yeah where are we?

Re: [Video]

[skeletalgrandson]

I laid it out for you. You've been kidnapped like the rest of us. Brought to another dimension and you're trapped here until you get sent back with no memories of this place. Boss lady said so herself.

I'm just giving it to you all blunt like. That's your situation.

audio

[corruptedsave]

[Oh boy, a thing that isn't adults being completely brain dead!

Also, you know. A skeleton.]

Yes, you will go to Hell. And you will die, again.

[Audio-five minutes later]

[youfool]

Certainly!

[With Original Sin, you can *technically* go without any crimes at all! But he'll leave out that theology for now.]

[singinghuntress]

[Soft snort]

Go look at the welcome hologram by the bay entrance. That should answer that particular question.

[shiningheart]

Ma'am I'm kind of worried about being near that, it looks really expensive.

Re: audio

[shiningheart]

Ha. Haha. You're so funny I died laughing.

Re: [Audio-five minutes later]

[shiningheart]

NOT HELPING, DUDE.

Re: [Video]

[shiningheart]

... Are you... sure this isn't Hell?

Re: [Video]

[skeletalgrandson]

I doubt it. Hell doesn't require you to work a minimum wage job to pay for a crappy apartment. If anything, it's purgatory but that place is a lot more boring.

And this isn't the Land of the Dead since that's where I'm from. The place is called Genessia.

Re: [Video]

[shiningheart]

I don't know man, a crappy minimum wage job for a crummy apartment sounds like Hell.

I just got done with that part of my life. Permanently.

Also, kinda... noticing no one's freaking about about a pair of skeletons on cellphones here.

That's... new.

[corruptedsave]

Could be worse, you could have died by having your skull crushed!

[Yes, a kid just said that. In the happiest tone of voice.]

[shiningheart]

.... Are you okay?

Re: [Video]

[skeletalgrandson]

I've been to Hell. Nana Sartana took me there once. I wasn't old enough to play blackjack.

And I wouldn't know. I've always been undead.

There's another skeleton around here. Super laze. His name is Sans. And trust me, we're not the weirdest things here. It's all cool.

[corruptedsave]

I'm fine. Just a lot of stupidity has been going down around here, so having a new person who isn't the usual "weh weh, my friiiiiiiiiiiends" or human is a nice change of pace.

Re: [Video]

[shiningheart]

... Why am I dead and here without Vivi?

[THIS WOULD BE. SO AMAZING. IF HE WAS HERE WITH VIVI.

AND NOT DEAD.

THE INFORMATION. THE QUESTIONS ANSWERED.]

Okay so like how many people here are skeletons, and out of all those skeletons, how many skeletons were alive skeletons once?

[shiningheart]

I mean you're kinda out of luck with at least half of that, I think I still kinda count as human.

Just a dead one.

Re: [Video]

[skeletalgrandson]

Because this Vivi hasn't been kidnapped yet?

I dunno.

Far as I can tell, every skeleton here is meant to be one. Except you. You're a dead human turned skeleton.

Without any Land of the Dead markings. I can fix that, you know. Just need a sharpie and some stickers.