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[shiningheart]

... Dude, where's my truck?

[This was, in fact, an accidental post. Lewis, being a bit on the peeved side, sort of might have just accidentally set off a few electronics within his general radius.

There's a car alarm going off (clearly, not his truck) a few security cameras in the background malfunctioning magnificently in a brief shower of brilliant pink sparks, and apparently, his communicator, which had clicked itself on with a brief jolt of energy, the image on the screen tinted magenta.

So yes. There's a skeleton on screen, looking about as cross as a skeleton with no lower jaw can possibly look. He hasn't actually noticed what he's done to his communicator, shooting a look at the car going off instead.]

C'mon, I just got that truck! How do you even misplace a whole peterbuilt?

This is bullshit.

[UPDATE FIVE MINUTES LATER]

Okay, uh I didn't know this was on, uh... quick question. Let's say you're already dead, and you lived a pretty good life, and then you died and uh... stole a truck.

... Can you go to Hell for postmortem crimes?

Comments

[Video]

[skeletalgrandson]

Where's your truck, dude?

[He couldn't resist. He really couldn't. Hey skele-bro!]

Nice hair.

Re: [Video]

[shiningheart]

No, dude this is serious, I need my truck, I was kinda in the middle of driving it somewhere.

[Lewis, the tiny skeleton complimented you.]

... Um. Thanks?

[He's slowly becoming more cognizant of the fact that this is not, in fact, anywhere near where he was prior, truck aside.]

I'm uh... I'm kinda getting the feeling I missed something.

[singinghuntress]

...That IS a good question. How DO you misplace a truck that big?

[shiningheart]

I don't know!

I was sitting in it too!

... Have you seen a giant pink and black Peterbuilt around anywhere? It's uh... It's also on fire, it's... Kinda hard to miss.

audio

[corruptedsave]

[Oh boy, a thing that isn't adults being completely brain dead!

Also, you know. A skeleton.]

Yes, you will go to Hell. And you will die, again.

Re: audio

[shiningheart]

Ha. Haha. You're so funny I died laughing.

[Audio-five minutes later]

[youfool]

Certainly!

[With Original Sin, you can *technically* go without any crimes at all! But he'll leave out that theology for now.]

Re: [Audio-five minutes later]

[shiningheart]

NOT HELPING, DUDE.

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[stairsbro]

You can. Time to go to ghost jail, bitch.

Re: video;

[shiningheart]

Okay, I get it, it was a dumb question.

I panicked, it was a moment of weakness, c'mon.

[video]

[anamnestik]

Well... I think a ghost hasn't gone to heaven or hell yet. You might still be receiving judgment, so...

Probably, yes.

Re: [video]

[shiningheart]

... But I'm already dead!

[nojusticeonlyme]

POTENTIALLY, IF THE GODS OF YOUR UNIVERSE ARE PARTICULARLY PETTY.

[shiningheart]

[is that death]

Hey I got a question, thanks for the answer though-

When do I get an escort?

I mean yeah unfinished business and stuff- This isn't cool man.

[Video]

[k2so]

Technically, you could not be tried for a crime once you are dead. I don't think normal laws cover this kind of cases.

Why did you steal the truck? And I'm fairly sure it didn't disappear, it was only you who arrived to this world. The truck is probably where you last left it.

Re: [Video]

[shiningheart]

But like what about permanent, universal, heaven laws?

Uh well... I was going to walk to where I needed to go, and then this truck showed up.

And hit me.

So I thought you know I'd just... borrow it. I mean I'm kind of a better driver anyway, pretty sure I did him a favor.

[Video]

[mother_of_monsters]

Those who arrive at this world do so with the small possessions they had in their persona at the time. I don't think the truck would fit inside the pod, so it was left back.

Yoru hair is very pink! It looks really pretty.

Re: [Video]

[shiningheart]

Yeah I'm starting to catch on to that. I guess it's for the best, I'd rather it not have come with me at all then just be sitting around somewhere here without me.

Thanks!

[People keep complimenting his hair and lord knows he loves his hair so he may as well just start getting peppy about the compliments.]

Sssssooooo...

You're a cat. I know that's a really strange way to start a conversation but uh... I've never talked to a cat before.

[Audio]

[fullmetal_heart]

Since Hell doesn't exist, definitely not. You're fine. But if you make a habit of it, people will get mad at you.

Re: [Audio]

[shiningheart]

I mean.... I know a lot of people who will tell you ghosts don't exist too, but I can tell you, that's probably not true.

I'm not gonna make a habit out of jacking cars though.

[DESPITE RIP'S INSISTING]

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[jigokuspider]

That depends. Let me think as I recall a few of our laws...

...Ah, the good news? Genessia isn't Purgatory. I can give you that. So maybe you have a few more years to locate your truck before the Divine Above...or Below determines your final destination.

[Trying to be helpful. Really!]

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[shiningheart]

I think my trucks at home, man.

[Video]

[scarlet_devil]

Depends if you hurt anyone doing it... That said, this isn't any afterlife. But we do have laws even ghosts must obey, and as a deputy guardian I'm technically law enforcement, so...

Don't make it a habit.

Re: [Video]

[shiningheart]

He didn't get hurt! He jumped out, he's fine!

And I'm not gonna steal more cars here, okay? I swear, I promise, no stolen cars, I'm done!

[video]

[black_black_heart]

From what I hear, Hell's pretty eager to snatch anyone up for anything. So the answer is probably yes, probably.

Re: [video]

[shiningheart]

Ah ha. Haha.

Ha

Okay yeah alright, dumb question. Like is everyone gonna answer this with that now? I was nervous, how was I supposed to know this wasn't actually hell?