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[burnwithawesome]

[Johnny was making use of his in-home personal gym before making this post. So as he starts the feed up, he’s shirtless, a bit sweaty and panting heavily. Got to work hard to maintain a body as amazing as his. At least, he believe it to be amazing.]
So. I’ve been thinking about opening up a hotel attached to my Casino. I’ve been trying to think up some good names for it and I’d be open to suggestions.

The Gentle Emerald Hotel
Superdeluxeawesome Hotel
The Oasis Hotel
The Stargaze Hotel
Majestic Hotel & Spa
The Peaceful Winter Hotel
The Sexy Storm Hotel.

[He’s like, 90% not taking this seriously at all. Though he is curious as to what names some people might suggest.]

I think they’d all make for great hotel names, but let’s hear what you’ve got.

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[swordprincess]

Hmm...I think I would rule out the first two and the last one. The others sound like fine names, though.

[Sorry, Johnny, that's just her honest opinion.]

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[burnwithawesome]

Come on, they are all pretty great names. Hmm, maybe I should add the Seductive Karla Hotel to t he list. Though that would probably be a different kind of hotel than I am aiming for..

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[swordprincess]

[Um...no. Just no.]

Um...what kind of hotel are you aiming for? And what other kind of hotel would you bestow with a name like that?

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[burnwithawesome]

If you don't know already, then it's probably best that you don't know.

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[adorableyellowthief]

Third, fourth, fifth, and sixth ones sound good, the rest...just no.

[She hasn't been here that long, but still.]

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[burnwithawesome]

So harsh to diss my awesome list of names.

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[adorableyellowthief]

Well I don't like them, personally.

[Good luck trying to get her to change her mind.]

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[burnwithawesome]

Superdeluxeawesome Hotel is my favorite, but I think that is universally disliked.

[crapton_of_luck]

[Lucky just gives Johnny a deadpan stare over the vidlink before he facepalms and mutters:]

I am so glad Tsurugi didn't come with me, I could see you two fighting over who has the bigger ego.

[Aravis the Fennekin peeks at the phone to see who Lucky's talking to, then goes to play with Caesar in the other room while Lucky continues.]

Wish I could help you but I don't know.

[burnwithawesome]

That's so offensive. No one can have a bigger ego than me. [Yes. This is ego about having ego.]

[crapton_of_luck]

[Lucky's trying so hard not to laugh. He really is.]

Nah I'm sure Tsurugi would have you beat.

[burnwithawesome]

I have a slot machine in my casino with my likeness and voice on it. Does your friend have anything like that?

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[unhappy]

I will slit your throat if that first one at any point exists. I think there are at least 50 hotels called "Oasis" in different worlds, you should definitely go with that one instead of something that goes along with "Fortuna Palace."

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[burnwithawesome]

Wha- you mean the Gentle Emerald Hotel isn't your favorite among those? [You don't have a monopoly on the Emerald name, Emerald!]

Pitch me a name.

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[unhappy]

How about... [ Give her a sec she doesn't know shit about other worlds' gods so she's gonna ask the CPU about it. It's basically google right?? ]

The Annonaria? I guess.

[ It's another one of Fortuna's names. Protector of corn supply, which is gold. Like gold from the casino? Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. And it also means he won't be calling it the Gentle Emerald if she helps. ]

Emerald's are super cursed in a lot of books anyway, you'd jinx your superstitious customers.

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[burnwithawesome]

That's actually a pretty good name. [You're pretty good at this Emerald!]

I never really thought about that. I could probably get away with naming a drink the Gentle Emerald or something. A cocktail made with some super hard liquors.

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[specialist_snowflake]

[If he would invest some money into his wardrobe instead of a hotel, maybe she'd get to see him one day actually wearing a shirt. Good gods, man.]

[She regards him with imperious detachment, clearly unamused.]

I hope you're naming the hotel after the season.

[She has her suspicions to the contrary given the other names he came up with.]

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[burnwithawesome]

I mean, yeah, Winter is a season. [ Though is that really why he put that particular name on the list?]

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[specialist_snowflake]

Is there any more elementary education you'd like to boast about knowing, or will you continue to be vague and hope it makes you sound clever?

[Not. Impressed. Is she ever?]

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[burnwithawesome]

I also know what 1+1 equals! Also 2+2. Sometimes I know what 3+3 adds up to be.. [He's trying to stop himself from laughing.]

I honestly think you can use a nice stay in a hotel with a spa.

[misskringle]

The last one sounds like a bad porno waiting to happen.

[burnwithawesome]

So that's 1 vote for the Sexy Storm Hotel.

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[blindpuppet]

The Oasis Hotel has the best ring to it.

The Peaceful Winter sounds too much like a bed and breakfast. The last one sounds like you're promising something you might not be able to deliver.

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[burnwithawesome]

Maybe I couldn't personally deliver on it for people, but depending on who they bring with them, it could happen.

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[blindpuppet]

[You can't see her rolling her eyes at you Johnny.]

My point stands.

What name do you like best?