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[polyandrist]

[So there is a shot of a pair of legs dangling out of a box over either a great height or some sort of photoshop. The legs for a second, readjusting before the camera is lifted upwards, showing off more than a little bit of the outside of a blue wooden box. Then it settles onto the face of one River Song, with a look that she doesn't wear often: boredom.

She's been avoiding the network and people in general for the past six weeks, other than her classes and her family.]

Well, that's quite enough of that. For those who don't know, I'm River Song. I'm bored and have a TARDIS any takers?

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[justabitunlikely]

Really, so that makes you my step-mother then? Well, I must admit that's a new concept.

private of course.

[polyandrist]

Step-mother has such ugly connotations. Can't I just be River?

Re: private of course.

[justabitunlikely]

[She laughs.]

If you want. I can call you by whatever name you prefer.

private of course.

[polyandrist]

Good, because we're keeping future events from Sandshoes. I'd rather not cause a panic.

Re: private of course.

[justabitunlikely]

Sandshoes?

[Give her a moment, she'll figure it out.]

The one I knew? Long coat and glasses?

Re: private of course.

[polyandrist]

Mmhmm. Got to give them all nicknames to keep them all straight here.

Re: private of course.

[justabitunlikely]

[She chuckled.]

Yes, I imagine just calling them all Doctor would be rather confusing if you weren't calling on all of them at once.

Re: private of course.

[polyandrist]

[River just grins.]

Indeed, although it's nice to have the shortcut when you do need to scream for them.

Re: private of course.

[justabitunlikely]

I'll mostly have to take your word for that, but I imagine that would be the case. Where I was before this, there was no screaming about for them. You know actually, it's a bit strange having them around now honestly. A good strange, but strange. I'd gotten used to being somewhere without them for a while.

Re: private of course.

[polyandrist]

Yes, that's something I understand. I see him often, but not constantly. Not like this.

Re: private of course.

[justabitunlikely]

What do you mean? Do you not travel with him outside of here?

Re: private of course.

[polyandrist]

I do of course. Just not with much regularity. No two sociopaths in a TARDIS rule.

Re: private of course.

[justabitunlikely]

[She laughed.]

I'm wondering if I should even ask.

Re: private of course.

[polyandrist]

We're complicated. Wouldn't be marriage with the Doctor if it wasn't.

Re: private of course.

[justabitunlikely]

[Another laugh.]

Yes, I suppose he is a complicated guy to have a relationship with. Any kind of relationship really.

[polyandrist]

More true words were never spoken.