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[k2so]

[The sound starts before anything can be seen clearly in the video, the screen partially blocked by the fingers holding the device. There's yelling. Lots of it in fact, and very creative insults.]

Let me go you rust bucket! I’m gonna shove your pistons up your fuel port when I get free! Frigging rusting Imp clanker!

I told you, you smell.

[Kay’s voice is that of a parent who had this argument too many times to count before and has reached the point of giving fucks in negative digits. There's more yelling, some frantic noise and then the sound of water splashing followed by an angry shriek.

The screen shifts until Kay comes to view. He's covered head to toe in different colorful graffiti. Anarchist slogans, symbols, crude caricatures, complaints against the Republic and Empire, and bright stains are scattered all over his black frame.

He's in the bathroom of his shared house with Cassian, who had been turned a kid after eating one of these strange eggs. Next to him, inside the bathtub and still fully clothed, teenage Cassian is still yelling at him and even throwing the occasional shampoo bottle at his head. The droid pays him no mind.]

Does anybody know how to wash off spraypaint from durasteel?

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[k2so]

[Kay knows about the power of the cuteness. That's how the joltik manage to get away with most of the problematic things it does. He's looking at Cassian fondly when he notices his reaction to the Pachirisu.]

I'll look if there's any recipe in your cooking books, you can finish eating first. But stop feeding the cat, she will get demanding later.

[captain_by_the_book]

But... [ Fest mewls and you can all but see what little resolve there was melt from Cassian's face. ] Look at her. She likes my food better than hers.

[ And since he is a little rebel anarchist, he plucks another piece of tuna from the pizza and feeds it to Fest, who smugly devours it and rewards him by licking his fingers. And Cassian just looks at Kay - whatcha gonna do about that, huh?! ]

[k2so]

She likes everyone's food. [Kay's vocoder makes a sound akin to a huff.]She has already eaten and your food might make her sick.

[If Kay could narrow his optics, he would. He takes a step forward, looms over Cassian....and picks up Fest, ignoring the cats mewling in protest.]