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[k2so]

[The sound starts before anything can be seen clearly in the video, the screen partially blocked by the fingers holding the device. There's yelling. Lots of it in fact, and very creative insults.]

Let me go you rust bucket! I’m gonna shove your pistons up your fuel port when I get free! Frigging rusting Imp clanker!

I told you, you smell.

[Kay’s voice is that of a parent who had this argument too many times to count before and has reached the point of giving fucks in negative digits. There's more yelling, some frantic noise and then the sound of water splashing followed by an angry shriek.

The screen shifts until Kay comes to view. He's covered head to toe in different colorful graffiti. Anarchist slogans, symbols, crude caricatures, complaints against the Republic and Empire, and bright stains are scattered all over his black frame.

He's in the bathroom of his shared house with Cassian, who had been turned a kid after eating one of these strange eggs. Next to him, inside the bathtub and still fully clothed, teenage Cassian is still yelling at him and even throwing the occasional shampoo bottle at his head. The droid pays him no mind.]

Does anybody know how to wash off spraypaint from durasteel?

Comments

[quick_clean_pure]

Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Sounds like a lot of wild animals that way.

No worries, I can do that. Wouldn't want to barge in unannounced or anything.

Yeah, especially since I know how to make my own legs work without having to think too hard about it.

[k2so]

They can be like that, yes.

Thank you, it's appreciated. And safer. My cat Fest is also not too fond of strangers, whereas I imagine you are very fond of your ankles.

Hah. That is always a plus.

[quick_clean_pure]

Good to know. I'll try not to spook any, then.

Heh, yeah, I'm pretty attached to my ankles. He just not a people-loving cat, or he just needs to get to know you first?

[k2so]

Thank you. Don't be too surprised if my Oricorio greets you with a dance. He's a red bird that likes flamenco.

She's...a cat. I'm not sure. Some peopel she likes immediately, others she doesn't. So I can't really tell.

[quick_clean_pure]

Hey, nothing wrong with that. I'm all for random bird-dancing greetings.

...that's a fair point. Cats are cats.

[k2so]

Not to brag but they're pretty spectacular. Sometimes they involve swords or fire.

Yep.

[quick_clean_pure]

...they sound like a hell of a bird. Wow.

[k2so]

He's a sweetheart, really. One of the best pokemon we have. He's just very passionate about dancing.

Do you have any hobbies?

[quick_clean_pure]

Nothing wrong with that. He certainly sounds like he's got a talent for it.

Does drinking and flirting with women count as hobbies?