[Video]

[k2so]

[The sound starts before anything can be seen clearly in the video, the screen partially blocked by the fingers holding the device. There's yelling. Lots of it in fact, and very creative insults.]

Let me go you rust bucket! I’m gonna shove your pistons up your fuel port when I get free! Frigging rusting Imp clanker!

I told you, you smell.

[Kay’s voice is that of a parent who had this argument too many times to count before and has reached the point of giving fucks in negative digits. There's more yelling, some frantic noise and then the sound of water splashing followed by an angry shriek.

The screen shifts until Kay comes to view. He's covered head to toe in different colorful graffiti. Anarchist slogans, symbols, crude caricatures, complaints against the Republic and Empire, and bright stains are scattered all over his black frame.

He's in the bathroom of his shared house with Cassian, who had been turned a kid after eating one of these strange eggs. Next to him, inside the bathtub and still fully clothed, teenage Cassian is still yelling at him and even throwing the occasional shampoo bottle at his head. The droid pays him no mind.]

Does anybody know how to wash off spraypaint from durasteel?

Comments

[k2so]

I can admire that confidence.

Do you have any advice about how to deal with boys? [Since bitty Cassian is still being difficult.]

[polyandrist]

Yeah. Amy counts as a boy.

Don't treat him like an idiot would probably be number one.

[k2so]

Does she? Why?

Oh, I'm not treating him like an idiot. But he is a small menace.

[polyandrist]

Cause she said so.

Maybe don't call him a menace?

[k2so]

Oh then that's good.

Did you miss what he did to me? [Kay points at his vandalized frame, full of graffiti.]

[polyandrist]

What did you do to him that he did that?

[k2so]

Nothing! I was charging after I fed the pokemon! He was just acting like a punk to spite me.

[polyandrist]

I don't think that's how it works! I mean, he told me I was weird for wanting to blow things up and he's weird for that if he did it for like actually no reason.

[k2so]

Cassian is kind if a weird adult so of course he's a weird kid.

Do you like explosions?

[polyandrist]

How do you know he's a weird adult? Does he time travel too?

And yeah, of course.

[k2so]

I knew him for almost a decade, older Cassian, that's it. We live together. I know all his kirks and habits.

[polyandrist]

So did you travel in time?

[k2so]

No, he ate one of those eggs that are showing up around all cities and turned into a kid.

[polyandrist]

Oh. Huh. Did you try to make him eat another one to see if he turned back?

[k2so]

That's...

[Oh.

OH!]

I didn't think of that! It's a good idea, I should go see if I can find one of those eggs.

[polyandrist]

Okay. Ugh good luck I guess.

[k2so]

Thank you! And if you need anything, feel free to contact me again.

[polyandrist]

I'll be fine.

[Mels counts herself as an adult so...]

[k2so]

[She's a whole ot more mature than people Kay knows. So he hopes she will be fine, he quite liked the girl.]