PSA, text

[captain_by_the_book]

[It's a new day, a new PSA from Attleton he really loves these memos, huh? Someone please take away his memo privilege publicized on the network, as well as local Attleton radio and TV.]

I would like to thank all applicants for the Deputy position in Attleton. There have been many highly qualified applicants, each of which would be an invaluable addition to the team. I have chosen to offer the position to Demyx.

On an unrelated note, I would like to remind our so-called Guerilla Golfers that golfing in the park is expressly forbidden. Attleton's senior citizens are, in fact, not spry enough to be ducking low-flying golf balls as if they were hand grenades.

Thank you for your attention.

[If you're waiting for a mention of his own erratic behavior during the last event you'll be disappointed. He can just pretend it never happened, right? Right?!]

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[firstrebel]

[ Too bad Cassian, she's going to ask you anyway. ]

How are you doing?

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[captain_by_the_book]

[ Noooooo.

The awkward. ]

Thank you for babysitting me.

[ A w k w a r d. ]

text; private;

[firstrebel]

It was the least I could do.

Besides, I've dealt with worse.

[ it is less awkward for Hera. At least they aren't talking about her for the moment. ]

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[captain_by_the_book]

I

My younger self did try to behave for you. Somewhat.

Are you feeling well?

[ Smoooooth change of topic. So smooth! ]

[mother_of_monsters]

Congrats to Demyx!

And Mister Andor, I wanted to thank you for your help when I was just a kitten.

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Oh. He's so glad this is text, or else he wouldn't be able to hide his blush. ]

It was no problem. My younger self enjoyed your company.

[mother_of_monsters]

You were really cute.

I owe you lunch.

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Gah! Don't call him cute! ]

You mean annoying, but, thanks.

You don't owe me anything. It was a matter of course.

[mother_of_monsters]

[But you were! And he was too. We were both adorable, embrace it.]

No, I'm sure I meant cute. And brave but that I already knew.

Still, I want to thank you. Do you like cinnamon cookies?

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Guh he's just gonna pretend you didn't call small him cute - twice! ]

I do, who doesn't like cookies? It's truly not necessary but if you want to I won't turn down cookies.

[ He has a sweet tooth, can't fight it! ]

[mother_of_monsters]

[That is called denial, Cassian, and it can't be healthy.]

Is not the cookies as it is the fact that some people are allergic to cinnamon or milk. Then I'll bake you a few.

[Shaped like the Atleton Guardian's badge, at that!]

[captain_by_the_book]

Right, I hadn't thought of allergies. But no, as far as I know nobody in our office is allergic to either.

I'll take them gladly, if you insist.

[ He will be so flustered, Dray! Flustered and pleased. ]

[ I'm just glad you made it through your renewed kitten phase alright. ]

[mother_of_monsters]

I always like to check, just in case. Perfect! I'll bring them over as soon as possible.

[A good combination! And he was an adorable kitten, okay, it was a good phase.]