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[mother_of_monsters]

[Dray is smiling at the camera, his fangs visible, with his award for Most Likely To Get Together by his side.]

Hello everyone! I wanted to thank you all for the votes for Most Likely To Get Together. It's second place but it's still a pretty sweet award and I never won anything before in my life.

I also wanted to say that there's nothing between Mordecai and I. I mean, if he comes to me and says that he wants to do something I would be tempting because he's hot and he gets all intense when he's angry... I'm getting sidetracked...[Dray clears his throat.] But as I was saying, Mordecai is a mother figure. He has a family to take care off and I'm pretty sure he's already with Victor.

That's all, thanks!  Congrats to all the other winners.

[Dray is about to end the fed but not before he murmurs to himself 'Shouldn't I have gotten extra points for sleeping with the guy who got the first place for Most Likely To Get Together?...']

Comments

[steeltraps]

[Let him live.]

HAHAHA, of course he has, mate! I wouldn't doubt it! That cat's a roight stick in the mud. Can't really take a joke if you ask me.

[mother_of_monsters]

[Oh, have fun. Dray is not judging.]

He's only a bit grumpier than most but I think that's part of his charm.

[steeltraps]

[Dray you're a lot more generous than he is himself. It took a gunfight and network shenanigans for him to appreciate Mordecai on any sort of level.]

Hm, guess I can see that. Can't say I ain't ever met someone more uptight than him. Prolly at least number two. How'd you two meet, anyway?

[other than erh, both being cats of some variety or something, he supposes.]

[mother_of_monsters]

[A gunfight. That's quite the interesting way to bond.]

I met a lot of grumpy people in my lifetime but he is honestly something else. Through the comm., we just started talking. We might look similar but we are not from the same world. Looks like there aren't other Eidions around here.

[steeltraps]

[listen they're both just a little crazy, it was probably the best outcome.]

Huh, woulda pegged you for the same sort of fella. Guess I assumed wrong. [there's a laugh.] Your personality's lots more agreeable. Had no idea your type was called a uh.. Ei... eid... [idiot]

say that one more time for me mate?

[mother_of_monsters]

[Ain't that the truth.]

Many people do, I suppose. Just how a lot of people here might look human but they aren't. And thank you, handsome. [He likes being praised.]

Hah. It's Eidion but don't worry too much about it. I like your accent.

[steeltraps]

[Did he just get called handsome? That gets a confused, incredulous look from the junker. Dray if he didn't think he knew better he'd think you were flirting with him.]

Hahaha, you gotta get better taste mate. Handsome isn't something I get called often. [but despite that, it makes him puff up a little.]

Oh, and before I forget, I've got some cash sittin around. You up for a project?

[mother_of_monsters]

[Dray smiles and waves a hand.]

That's a shame! And ey, looks aren't everything. [He's sure you'd look pretty nice after a shower or ten, Junkrat.]

Oh? Sure thing. What is it about?

[steeltraps]

[eleven showers. But Junkrat will take the compliment and roll with it because well, he's mostly excited about MONEY]

You build things roight? How bout you help me figure out a place to live in, mate? Somethin' simple. I don't need a lot of fancy stuff. None'a these places here really suit a junker.

[mother_of_monsters]

[The more the better. And that's a good reason to be excited.]

Yes, I do. My people are natural architect, we have good eye for construction. Ohhh I'd love to help! Do you know where you want the house to be? Genessia? Fayren...?

[steeltraps]

Hrm, ain't figured that much out yet. Guess it oughta be close to where I got the job and all... [And at least not stupid far from wherever Zoe's decided to work, but he'll have to check that with her at some point. Neither one of them have been very good about having Actual Housing.]

But location aside, 'm not interested in anythin' fancy. Just big enough for me, and the big lug if he ever shows up 'n I guess somethin' for Zoe too... [He's obviously never really given a lot of thought to a home before, the place he calls "home" in his world is nothing more than a garage with a couch in it.]

[mother_of_monsters]

That makes sense. You need to decide first where so we can ask permissions to the city to build what we want. it shouldn't be too difficult.

[Dray's ears perk up again.] Big lug? And Zoe? Did you get yourself a girlfriend? My, my, you are fast!

[steeltraps]

[Junkrat looks like he might have just had a giant gulp of sour milk, or something equally unexpected. He stares at Dray over this video feed.]

Er, wot mate? No way! [WAIT. he looks confused.] did i?

Zoe's just Zoe. She's a junker, loike me. [and junkers stick together Junkrat you're a dense motherfucker] But the big lug's my partner, Roadhog. Not that he's here or nothin'.

[mother_of_monsters]

[Dray stares back all big eyes and ears up with curiosity.]

Are you not sure?

I mean, is good you have things in common already. [Oh, Junkrat, baby....] That's an interesting name. Wat's your partner like? Shame he's not here, I'd have liked to meet him.