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[terriblemovies]

ok, not to sound like an idiot or anything but... i'm confused.
i know you're all gonna tell me to listen to the schnee girl but i already did!
i get this is a different place where wacky hijinks happen and blah blah blah.
but i have to ask so don't make fun of me if i'm way off.
is this a game?
i'm gonna be kinda annoyed either way but i sort of need to know if it is or not because of stuff i don't really wanna explain because it's SUPER complicated!
and because of all that stuff i don't wanna explain i kind of need to find my friends if they're here.
so if you've seen anyone named dave, rose or jade that would be really good!!!
or any of the trolls except the crazy ones!!!
unless none of them are here.
which would honestly really fucking blow. :(
uh... who's even reading this anyway?
are you guys really actual people or are you fake people?
can fake people even read?
oh man... i confused myself even more!!!!!!

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[despairunending]

[Did someone order a crazy troll? No? Too bad.]

Well. I think I'm real. Is that an actual question or an excuse to make people let you grope them to find out?

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[terriblemovies]

ew, what the hell?
are you accusing me of being a pervert?
because i'm totally NOT.
gross.

[despairunending]

Weeeeeeeeeell you say that. But! Maybe you're just freaking out so badly because you got caught. I mean it's possible, riiiiiiiiiiight?

[terriblemovies]

yeah or maybe YOU'RE the pervert and you think you can blame me because i look like an easy target.
i may be new but i'm not fucking stupid.

[despairunending]

Or maybe we're both perverts. It's not like my own status as a pervert or otherwise has much bearing on what you are.

[terriblemovies]

god, whatever.
i really don't have time for your stupid shit right now.

[despairunending]

Really? Huh. I figured with all the dumb questions you were asking you weren't in any hurry at all.

[terriblemovies]

i'd like to see you do better!

[despairunending]

At asking dumb questions? I couldn't possibly.

[terriblemovies]

ok just so you know, once i figure out how to block people on here that's what i'm doing so you have less than 5 minutes to redeem yourself.

[despairunending]

Why, because you can't take a joke? I'll pass.

[terriblemovies]

you're really bad at being an internet troll if you aren't even going to try to stop me.

[despairunending]

Well there's your first mistake. Are you always so quick to assume things about people?

[terriblemovies]

um... no!!
but you were acting like a big jerk so what else am i supposed to think?

[despairunending]

Are you familiar with a thing called a joke?

[terriblemovies]

are you familiar with a thing called FUNNY jokes?

[despairunending]

Not my fault your sense of humour sucks.

[terriblemovies]

if accusing people of being perverted is your idea of funny you're kind of fucked up to be honest.

[despairunending]

Okay. So what, that's something to hold against me?

[terriblemovies]

ummm yes?
are you telling me you wouldn't be mad if i came to your post and told you were a huge pedophile creep?

[despairunending]

Okay well putting aside that's kinda worse than what I said, that would imply I give a shit what you think about me.

Besides. The fucked up are people too, you know?