[Anonymous video, oops]

[wonderland_vogue]

[Guess who it is again, anyone that was here for the fiasco a little while ago might recognize the animated skeleton in the black robe that seems to be in a forest this time around.

There's no music, no wheel, no bodies in the background this time. Just this one figure who seems to be contemplating something.]

Hello there again, everyone~ [And masking her voice to change a few octaves with magic again, of course, no need to have someone finding her out again. Not now.]

I'm not here for another video as before, I'll go ahead and say that. I'm actually here for a more... interesting purpose, I suppose.

What is that purpose, mysterious skeleton person, you might ask? Well, I'm going to give all of you an opportunity of sorts! And opportunity to ask your questions of me, obviously some of them I can't or won't answer for the reasons of keeping myself anonymous but other than that, I'll answer whatever you might want to know.

For those who are a little denser than most, examples of things I won't answer include what my name is, where I am, that sort of thing. Other than that, free game~

[She's holding up a skeletal finger to her lips with a soft giggle.]

Let's keep secrecy in mind here, okay?~

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[k2so]

What is the point of asking if we don't know if you are lying

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[wonderland_vogue]

[Immediately she's rolling her eyes, of course this would be the question that pops up.]

Because I have no reason to lie if you don't ask the questions that are off-limits, now do I? What would I gain?

[k2so]

[Yep, count on K2SO to do that.]

What would you gain? Many things. To trick us, mock us, feed us bad information, deceive us...you proved yourself untrustworthy before and actions have consequences.

[wonderland_vogue]

Oh honey. What I did was because I had to to survive, nothing more and nothing less. If you don't want to believe me then that's fine, but I have no reason to lie when I'm stuck here just the same as you or anyone else.

And what bad information could I possibly feed anyone here? Really, my only stipulations on things to not be asked was information to identify me properly, nothing else.

[k2so]

You tortured and dismembered a man and made a video of it as if it were a game. Don't tell me that was to survive.

Don't even dare to play that card with me. I know the kind of sacrifices people do to survive, what they give up, I've seen it for years and you don't have the right to use it as an excuse.

Who knows what kind of games you are playing know. It could be anything, you might only be interested in trolling people or have them engage in conversation to figure out their weaknesses.

[wonderland_vogue]

[She's merely grinning at him, waving a hand dismissively.]

I survive off of suffering, therefore I do what I have to do to get it. I've lived for two millenia at this point, I know what does and doesn't work in this line of survival. You have no basis in which to call me out on it being extreme.

He was the only person I have brought in here against their will since I've been here and he is the only one intended for such a thing. So, unless you have an actual conversation or question, get out of my sight.

[k2so]

[Kay doesn't look impressed or upset given that he can't exactly emote but his voice is dry.] 2 millennia...You do look your age.

Alright, I have questions. Where you born like this?

[wonderland_vogue]

[She's not rising to that age bait, Kay, not today.]

No, I wasn't born like this. I was flesh and blood for a while. [He's getting the short answers from her now as she's not terribly keen on speaking more than that anymore, oops.]

[k2so]

[Short answers are still answer so he will take what he can get.]

Oh. Do you miss it?

[wonderland_vogue]

[That's... actually a difficult question that has her pausing and looking away from the screen for a moment. To what, who knows, but it's several moments before she returns with an actual answer.]

Yes and no. I certainly don't miss having to waste time with the needs of a flesh body or worrying about death, but I do miss certain other aspects of it that I decline to detail further about.

[k2so]

[Kay can be patient and he learned long ago that rushing people for questions is a bad idea. She might not be her favourite person in the world but he can tell this is a touchy subject.]

You don't have to go into detail. I have an android body that I use form time to time, it doesn't feel as right as my real body but it offers things I didn't had before. So this kind of changes I can understand.

[And now, in his line of odd questions for today:]

Have you ever considered gathering charms to make a wish?

[wonderland_vogue]

[What. She's tilting her head at the question, that's... strange, huh.]

No? Why would I? I assume it has something to do with going home which isn't really an option for me and one of the people closest to me is here already so what's the point?

[k2so]

No, going home is not an options but a lot of other things are. Such as getting your old looks back if you wanted.

[wonderland_vogue]

I have ways of having my old looks back, it's hardly a problem. There's a reason I remain this way and it's due to someone else, not just myself.

[k2so]

Someone else? [If only Kay had eyebrows to raise.] Are they in this world then?

[wonderland_vogue]

Hmm~ Yes and no, I suppose. Though I'm not about to throw people under metaphorical trains.

[k2so]

I'm not asking for their name, I know you don't wan too personal questions. I was only curious.

[wonderland_vogue]

Oh, it's more than one person. Hence the yes and no. But I won't say more than that.

[k2so]

Okay. But knowing that there might be other people from your world here concerns me.

[captain_by_the_book]

[Oh joy. It is his favorite person in all of Genessia. Cassian doesn't respond right away, giving himself time to force himself back into the cold cordiality this will require. ]

What a generoua offer. I'm a firm believer in the importance of secrecy. Why don't we start with something simple then. What is your purpose of that torture show?

[He won't believe a word she says but more information is always good.]

[wonderland_vogue]

[Oh, of course this would get him to come calling. She almost expected him to be the first one, thus her calm demeanor is maintained for the time being.]

I was fulfilling a request of someone's, that's all. Though my shows tend to be more private and for my own benefit, they are a very good way of getting what I need from it, after all. Any other questions or was that the only one you had any intentions on asking?

No one even asking how I am today, how rude.

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Hmm... Well. He inclines his head, all false cordiality and even some chagrin. ]

Forgive me. That was rude of me. How are you? Have you been enjoying the nice weather? I'm more of a winter person but being able to spend time in the garden is nice, and our Mudkip is overjoyed to have moved back into the garden pond.

[wonderland_vogue]

[Cassian, please. She's pretty sure this is fake and she's just sighing and rubbing at her face with a hand. Just as skeletal as the rest of her, it'd seem.]

Forget I asked. What do you want?

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Oh, no interest in pleasantries, after all?

He keeps up the glib smile, only amping it up a little more glib and obviously fake. ]

Do I need a reason now to have a pleasant conversation?

[wonderland_vogue]

[Not when she's pretty sure it's not genuine and it's just him being obnoxious, good grief, Cassian.

Which is why she's rolling her eyes, good grief.]

Considering it's you, yes.

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Oh come on, anon!skeleton, usually you don't get this level of fake friendliness unless he's about to murder you. Show some appreciation. ]

It's unfortunate I have given you such an impression. I'm interested in keeping open channels of communication with all citizens.

[wonderland_vogue]

[That's her thing, how rude.]

Oh come on now, you'd sooner snap my neck than have a pleasant conversation. Not that it'd do you any good other than to irritate me for a while.

[captain_by_the_book]

But that's a problem all of us pendant bearers have to deal with here, it doesn't make you extraordinary in any way which truly matters... does it?

[ Probably no use to snapping a skeleton's neck, truth. Just means you have to be more thorough. ]

[wonderland_vogue]

[She's taking a deep breath to regain her composure, merely shrugging and glancing to something off camera for a moment.]

Forgot that's a thing here, that's all.

[captain_by_the_book]

[ He takes note of her looking away. Has he bothered her now? As a rule, people don't seem to like being reminded they aren't quite so special... then again, goading her into proving otherwise could cost lives. Better tread gently here. ]

It happens. It's very generous of you to be willing to answer questions. What brought this about?

[wonderland_vogue]

[It's more that she's looking at a Pokemon off screen and silently telling her that now is not the time as it'd probably also give her away in a heartbeat.]

Mm. I suppose to... feel things out a little bit, something of that nature. Maybe provide a bit of crumbs to follow after if someone was so inclined, this place is dreadfully boring.

[captain_by_the_book]

[ He doesn't really think of her as someone with such normal worries as rambunctious pokemon. ]

Are you hoping to be caught? Or rather, to be chased? That seems reckless, even by your standards.

[quick_clean_pure]

How is a raven like a writing desk?

[wonderland_vogue]

[Dammit, Graverobber.]

Get. Out.

[quick_clean_pure]

Hey, you asked for questions.

[wonderland_vogue]

Actual questions, not ridiculous nonsense like that.

[quick_clean_pure]

It's totally a real question! My favorite answer is 'Poe wrote on both'.

[wonderland_vogue]

Who or what is a "Poe"? [Aren't different worlds just lovely?]

Honestly, this whole different worlds and timelines nonsense is starting to get old when none of it seems to crossover anymore.

[quick_clean_pure]

He wrote a poem called 'The Raven'. It's pretty good, kind of spooky. I can tell you the first verse, maybe two, but after that I'd have to look it up.

Eh, one of the many joys of this place. Can't do much about it except roll with it.