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[Katsuki looks as grumpy as ever. But today...he's on a mission! If he's going to run for Guardian, he needs to do stuff to stand out. However, that has nothing to do with his current plan, which he doesn't elaborate on while he packs his knapsack, only stating bluntly:]

I'm going to catch a dragon.

[No, he's doing this because dragons are fucking awesome and he ends the video. Cut to about six hours later. His device turns on with Katsuki screaming various expletives and words that involve murder while fighting what looks like a group of bandits in Fayren. It cuts out before the outcome can be determined and it's not until the next day he's heard from again. Well...his phone is heard from again. Something like scales can be seen moving as an unearthly roar seems to shake the earth--

No, that's just Katsuki screaming at the top of his lungs.]

DIE, YOU FUCKING PEBBLE-SCALED LIZARD!!!

[There's a deafening sound that could bring down a mountain. That's the dragon. Katsuki doesn't literally want the dragon to die. The creature is way too fucking cool to be wasted like that. Moving the camera to show the top of the dragon's head, the wings at the sides which happen to be flapping, and then back at the thrashing tail...until Katsuki's platform lurches beneath him and he stumbles, grabbing onto his device before he can drop it and catching himself while the pissed dragon starts to take flight.

Katsuki just screams in anger, living out the dream of many RPG fans.]

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...You seemed to enjoy calling me an "amoeba" for whatever reason.

Did you honestly think that's what I was, or were you just calling me that to make yourself sound more clever than you actually are?

I did, did I...?

You're right. Amoebas are fucking useful.

[Okay. He can't even take this guy's insults seriously anymore.]

Your insults really hold no water. I can't help but wonder why you nominated yourself as a Guardian of Attleton. A Guardian is supposed to protect people, not murder them.

Did you come in here to bitch or did you come in here to make a point, Amoeba?

My point?

[All right, he'll get to the reason he started this conversation, and give this ultimatum.]

You will leave any and all dragons alone, or you will have me to deal with. And it will not end well for you.

All you do is keep talking and boasting. It's fucking annoying!

Shut the fuck up. You're ruining my bonding time with Dragon Lord Of Fire and Destruction Murder Kills.

[Yep, that's. That's what he decided to name the dragon.]

[Well, that settles it then.]

From what I saw, your "Dragon Lord of Fire" flew away.

But since you seem keen on disobeying orders from a Deputy Guardian, I will have to hunt you down myself.

He needed to be free.

Not right now bastard, I need to make sure my future deputy gets back to work in one piece.

If you thought he needed to be free, you wouldn't have hunted him in the first place.

[Dolt.]

You will have no future deputies, because you are not a future Guardian.

[There's no way he's going to win this.]

You talk too much, Amoeba.

[He ends the video. He's heard it all already.]

[All right then. He's reporting this to Mavis.]

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