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[Katsuki looks as grumpy as ever. But today...he's on a mission! If he's going to run for Guardian, he needs to do stuff to stand out. However, that has nothing to do with his current plan, which he doesn't elaborate on while he packs his knapsack, only stating bluntly:]

I'm going to catch a dragon.

[No, he's doing this because dragons are fucking awesome and he ends the video. Cut to about six hours later. His device turns on with Katsuki screaming various expletives and words that involve murder while fighting what looks like a group of bandits in Fayren. It cuts out before the outcome can be determined and it's not until the next day he's heard from again. Well...his phone is heard from again. Something like scales can be seen moving as an unearthly roar seems to shake the earth--

No, that's just Katsuki screaming at the top of his lungs.]

DIE, YOU FUCKING PEBBLE-SCALED LIZARD!!!

[There's a deafening sound that could bring down a mountain. That's the dragon. Katsuki doesn't literally want the dragon to die. The creature is way too fucking cool to be wasted like that. Moving the camera to show the top of the dragon's head, the wings at the sides which happen to be flapping, and then back at the thrashing tail...until Katsuki's platform lurches beneath him and he stumbles, grabbing onto his device before he can drop it and catching himself while the pissed dragon starts to take flight.

Katsuki just screams in anger, living out the dream of many RPG fans.]

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It means I'm the best.

When is your birthday? I'm getting you a dictionary.

4/20. Keep it.

You need it so much more than I do.

I fucking don't. [He talks this way because he likes it.]

Then don't talk about murdering sacred creatures, especially when you're running for a public position.

I already told you I didn't murder him. He's mine, and there's nothing sacred about him.

Katsuki, what do you know about dragons?

[ Boy you are about to get dragged into school so she can teach you about the cultural significant of dragons across multiple worlds. ]

Today I learned that dragons can come in all personalities. Most seem okay, but then you get whiny bitchbabies like that amoeba. I hope his scales are thicker than his ego.

But most dragons breathe fire, which is cool, they can fly, which is really fucking cool, and they're strong, so I guess we have a lot in common with eachother. They also make good final bosses.

In that case, allow me to shed some light on the situation.

[ First and foremost, she's going to go off the video screen for a moment so she can get Charizard to come over. And she pets him on the shoulder and he seems good with it. No need to murder. ]

This is Char, I raised him. Though there are some technicalities in regards to Pokemon typing, by definition of dragons he essentially is one. Dragons can range in type from serpentine to more along the lines of Char to huge and cranky like Qubine. Most worlds appear to have some sort of misconception of them as monsters, and in some they are treasure-hoarding killers. In many worlds, however, they're wise and ancient creatures who should be respected and there are many cultures in which they're worshipped and exalted and not to be tamed or forced into servitude. They also aren't to be confused with wyverns or wyrms, which are related species but not as intelligent or noble. Most dragons aren't violent unless provoked. For example, Char could burn this entire house down. He prefers to drink tea in it.

Any questions?

[He stares at Charizard with a look that can only be described as awe.

He wants him.]

Haaaaaaaah? You tamed a dragon from birth? He doesn't even go with your aesthetic, Ice-sensei! Dragons drinking tea...what kind of bullshit is that.

But I'll give you he's better than that loser Qubone. [Or whatever. Missing the whole point here.]

Well, that's actually a habit he learned from my ex-boyfriend Fire Nation prince. I'm more of a coffee person myself. You do know that I actually have 6 different elements in my sword, don't you? Not just ice.

If you get a dragon, I'm getting one too. Where did you get yours?

I can probably hatch you one if you find me a compatible Pokemon.

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