[Video ] An important announcement

[k2so]

[Cassian and Kay's house is often lively and, while Kay is trying to keep what is happening behind him mostly out of frame, Cassian and some pokemon can be spotted.]

Does anybody know a good blacksmith that can weld my wedding ring into place? [Kay raises his left hand and sure enough, there's a white gold ring around his finger.] It keeps falling off because my frame's too smooth and I don't want to lose it by accident.

[Any attempts at seriousness are ruined when there's a yelp, a shout of] Galantea! Get back here right now! [and then there's a Sylveon wearing a tiny tuxedo throwing herself at Kay smugly crowing Sylveon! Sylveon! Cassian appears a moment later, plucking her from Kay’s shoulder. If you look closely, you can see a matching wedding ring on Cassian’s hand, worn along with the gunmetal-grey ring made of Kay’s frame he’s been wearing since Christmas.]

That’s it, you’ve been wearing this tux since the wedding. Enough now. [For his troubles, he gets his cheek licked– slowly and slobbery and with great relish. He finally notices the phone in Kay’s hand.] If you’re going to announce it, you might as well tell them we’ll be unavailable for our honeymoon.

Comments

[k2so]

Yeah but he is MY creepy computer fetishist pretending to be married and play house. So back off, he's taken, sorry kiddo.

[ Ah, how much does Kay wish he could smile. ]

now, now...what's the magic word?

[hot_handed]

Tch. At least we'll never have to see what stupid spawn he'd create.

Go fuck yourself.

[k2so]

Your weirdly obsessed with the lives of those people you so claim not to care about.

Nah, I have my husband for that.

[ TMI much? ]

[hot_handed]

You don't have a life. You're an appliance. Like a roomba.

Creep.

[k2so]

This 'roomba' is going to be standing after you grow old and end 6 feet underground, kiddo. Life is a concept, think about it. You're not better than anyone just because you started in a womb.

Childish.

[bigbadrose]

Dude!!!

What does that say about you?! You're losing an argument to a vacuum?! HOW DUMB ARE YOU?!

Not only that, but he's more popular and witty than you? Shut up while you're behind, because you are digging that hole SO MUCH deeper!