[Video ] An important announcement

[k2so]

[Cassian and Kay's house is often lively and, while Kay is trying to keep what is happening behind him mostly out of frame, Cassian and some pokemon can be spotted.]

Does anybody know a good blacksmith that can weld my wedding ring into place? [Kay raises his left hand and sure enough, there's a white gold ring around his finger.] It keeps falling off because my frame's too smooth and I don't want to lose it by accident.

[Any attempts at seriousness are ruined when there's a yelp, a shout of] Galantea! Get back here right now! [and then there's a Sylveon wearing a tiny tuxedo throwing herself at Kay smugly crowing Sylveon! Sylveon! Cassian appears a moment later, plucking her from Kay’s shoulder. If you look closely, you can see a matching wedding ring on Cassian’s hand, worn along with the gunmetal-grey ring made of Kay’s frame he’s been wearing since Christmas.]

That’s it, you’ve been wearing this tux since the wedding. Enough now. [For his troubles, he gets his cheek licked– slowly and slobbery and with great relish. He finally notices the phone in Kay’s hand.] If you’re going to announce it, you might as well tell them we’ll be unavailable for our honeymoon.

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[priceofmagic]

[Aw'right, 50% less BS:]

Ehehe. But it's true. My heart's all haywire and my magic is a mess. I can't move my leg yet~.

[She is going to regret this public broadcast so much. Satou only wants her besties to know about her leg.]

[hot_handed]

Your leg?

[He stares down at both her legs.] Did you injure it?

[priceofmagic]

Ah, no no. It's an old injury. I tried to heal someone's injuries when I was young and fried the nerves in my leg instead~!

[She summons her wand and uses it to get herself to her feet.]

I can use my magic to stand when I've got my head back on, eheh.

[hot_handed]

[...]

You should get a new leg.

[LIKE A CYBERNETIC ONE NOVA CITY PROBABLY HAS THOSE. SOMEONE COULD PROBABLY GROW HER A NEW ONE THERE'S ALL SORTS OF SHIT.]

[priceofmagic]

... But I like this one.

[Don't make her just

stretch out her leg

this is getting scandalous.]

[hot_handed]

[And it's probably getting really scandalous with how he stares at it.]

It's a leg. [That's like...the most acknowledgement he gives it.]

But can it murder someone?

[priceofmagic]

Yeah! I can't feel pain, so when I swing it for magic-boosted kicks? It can knock your teeth out and I won't feel a thing.

[This conversation has derailed so badly.]

[hot_handed]

[HOLDING HIS LEG UP.]

Prove it. Let's see whose leg is the strongest.