[Video ] An important announcement

[k2so]

[Cassian and Kay's house is often lively and, while Kay is trying to keep what is happening behind him mostly out of frame, Cassian and some pokemon can be spotted.]

Does anybody know a good blacksmith that can weld my wedding ring into place? [Kay raises his left hand and sure enough, there's a white gold ring around his finger.] It keeps falling off because my frame's too smooth and I don't want to lose it by accident.

[Any attempts at seriousness are ruined when there's a yelp, a shout of] Galantea! Get back here right now! [and then there's a Sylveon wearing a tiny tuxedo throwing herself at Kay smugly crowing Sylveon! Sylveon! Cassian appears a moment later, plucking her from Kay’s shoulder. If you look closely, you can see a matching wedding ring on Cassian’s hand, worn along with the gunmetal-grey ring made of Kay’s frame he’s been wearing since Christmas.]

That’s it, you’ve been wearing this tux since the wedding. Enough now. [For his troubles, he gets his cheek licked– slowly and slobbery and with great relish. He finally notices the phone in Kay’s hand.] If you’re going to announce it, you might as well tell them we’ll be unavailable for our honeymoon.

Comments

[polyandrist]

Nonsense. Giving presents is always a thing for weddings.

[Just don't ask her how many the woman has had, okay?]

[k2so]

In that case, I suppose it would be rude to reject them.

[ Oh, he won't. That sounds rude. ]

[polyandrist]

I'm glad you see it my way.

[Like River would have cared if he didn't though.]

[k2so]

[ Heh, of course. ]

I should send you at least a postcard from our honeymoon ro something...

[polyandrist]

Excellent. I do love a good postcard. Where have you decided to go?

[k2so]

We are leaving tomorrow as soon as we can drop the pokemon in the poke spa to keep them cared for.

[polyandrist]

Excellent! Sounds like you've covered all your bases then.

[k2so]

We want to make sure everyone would be safe and healthy while we are gone.

[polyandrist]

That is always a good and considerate thing to do. Well done.

[k2so]

Thank you, we try to do it right.

Do you have kids or pets?

[polyandrist]

Oh god of course not!

[That's the last thing River's life needs. She's got three husbands here, and everything that goes with them. She doesn't need anything else.]

[k2so]

Ah, well...they're not for everyone.

[ Plus her having THOSE three husbands is like already having 3 difficult children. ]

[polyandrist]

[Those three husbands are like having ten difficult children, let's be real.]

Yeah definitely not. I understand why people do, however.

[Again, those difficult husband children.]

[k2so]

[ Ain't that the truth... ]

Yeah, we...[ There's a small crash behind him and Kay doesn't even bother to look who caused it this time. His shoulders slump slightly. ] I should go help Cassian with the pokemon before something else gets broken.