[Video ] An important announcement

[k2so]

[Cassian and Kay's house is often lively and, while Kay is trying to keep what is happening behind him mostly out of frame, Cassian and some pokemon can be spotted.]

Does anybody know a good blacksmith that can weld my wedding ring into place? [Kay raises his left hand and sure enough, there's a white gold ring around his finger.] It keeps falling off because my frame's too smooth and I don't want to lose it by accident.

[Any attempts at seriousness are ruined when there's a yelp, a shout of] Galantea! Get back here right now! [and then there's a Sylveon wearing a tiny tuxedo throwing herself at Kay smugly crowing Sylveon! Sylveon! Cassian appears a moment later, plucking her from Kay’s shoulder. If you look closely, you can see a matching wedding ring on Cassian’s hand, worn along with the gunmetal-grey ring made of Kay’s frame he’s been wearing since Christmas.]

That’s it, you’ve been wearing this tux since the wedding. Enough now. [For his troubles, he gets his cheek licked– slowly and slobbery and with great relish. He finally notices the phone in Kay’s hand.] If you’re going to announce it, you might as well tell them we’ll be unavailable for our honeymoon.

Comments

Re: [Private]

[hot_handed]

Blow it up.

[It seems like the most rational solution to this Fucking Irrational Problem.]

[Private]

[fashionably_strong]

[That is a terrible idea on so many levels.]

The only problem with that is that there are plenty of people where this is their home...and there's also people who come from crappy circumstances back home who get to have a chance at a better life here. I wouldn't want to screw things up for them.

...now, if you wanted to find the people responsible for making this place take people from their worlds at random and threaten to blow them up if they don't send home everyone who wants to be home? I'd be down for that. I'll even threaten to throw a car at them.