[Video + Several private messages]

[alwaysimpaled]

Now that I've primarily gotten shit moved into office... guess I should make a speech or something...

Well, for starters, to everyone that voted for me, thanks. To those that didn't, no hard feelings. I know I didn't give people much to go on besides taking over for Cassian and keeping his stuff going, but since actually throwing my name in the race I've been doing something thinking, and I've come up with a few ideas.

My primary objective is to address the financial situation the guardian's office is in. As you've probably noticed we've had a few fundraisers here and there. That's fine, I'm not trying to deter anyone from doing that, but at the same time I would like to be able to reliably pay my deputies without worrying about next month's income. I've got some ideas that I'll be floating to mayor Cecil and working to just make things more profitable in general.

Second, as the home to the only place in Genessia that has a place where people can fight to the death with no repercussions, I'd like to open that up more publicly and encourage people with issues with one another to settle them there, and not bother anyone else. Exceptions obviously apply.

Those are the two big things. That said, if anyone has suggestions or would like to talk to me, I've got an open door policy so please feel free to contact me.

Also, because of the imminent heat wave, I'd like to put out a call to anyone with wind, water, or ice powers. Anyone interested in helping out, contact me.

Private to Gale
We need to celebrate. Preferably with booze.

Private to Kay and Cassian
Cassian, I've already got your first assignment, Kay you're riding shotgun on this one.

Private to Weiss
I can only assume you were the 'icicle sensei' Bakugo listed as potential deputy. I'd like to talk to you about him. During the election I just saw a kid with serious anger issues and ambition. Want to know what you saw in him.

Private to Bakugo
You want this job? Fine. Come to my shop and beat me in a fight and I'll let you have the job. No holds barred. Bring whoever you want to cheer you on or whatever, but this will be a purely one on one fight.

Comments

[keymemory]

What? What?! [ He crosses his arms and shakes his head. ] I'm not that kind of person! But I am the kind of person that forgets.

Oh! I think.. I was gonna tell you....... I got a job as a bagger. It's pretty safe! Did I already mention that?

[alwaysimpaled]

Uh-huh. Sure.

[Sorry Sora, he's still not believing ya. That said he knows you're a good kid and won't press the matter.]

I would hope being a bagger would be safe, grocery stores aren't generally hotbeds of danger.

[keymemory]

Well, you just keep in mind now, if there's danger a-lurking, I'll be there to bag it up. [ He laughs, uncontrollably. Man, that was a good one! ]

[alwaysimpaled]

[There's a chuckle.]

That was a bad pun. And I'm mad that I can't think of a decent comeback.

[keymemory]

[ Sora blows a raspberry. No way, no how. That pun rocked. ]

It's alright, happens with age. [ He grins, his tone was light and he was obviously teasing! ]

[alwaysimpaled]

Hey, I may be old, but you'll be lucky to look half as good as me when you're older.

[keymemory]

Hey, just say'n-- I look half as good as you now.. and I'm ages younger. [ ❤ ]

[alwaysimpaled]

You barely look like you're out of diapers, and your sense of style leaves a little to be desired. It's a good attempt, but a kid like you just can't compete with me there.

[Why yes he is going to casually strike a pose for dramatic effect.]

[keymemory]

[ Sora snorts. ] Hey, my style is ... [ He thinks... he really has no idea how to compete with Dante, but that's not the point, this is a silly thing! ]

I'll have you know, I'm very popular!

[alwaysimpaled]

Popularity is overrated kid. Too many people cramps my style!

[Says the guy that's opened his house to no fewer than 3 strangers...]

[keymemory]

[ His eyes narrow and he's quiet a moment. There's got to be some sort of response to this that would undoubtedly call Dante on some sort of silliness. ]

Wait... aren't you in charge of all of us though?

[alwaysimpaled]

[He shrugs a bit.]

I don't like looking at it like I'm in charge of you guys. You know that saying of "There's always a bigger fish"? I'm just the biggest fish.

[keymemory]

Yeah, no... it means YOU'RE the most popularist.


Hah! [ He wins. ] HAH!

[alwaysimpaled]

That's not a real word.

[Checkmate.]

[keymemory]

[ D8 your mom's not a real word!!! ]

W-ha?! Hey! I make the rules here!

[alwaysimpaled]

Yeah, no. I'm the guardian. I literally make the rules here.

[Jackpot.]

[keymemory]

So you ARE in CHARGE here.. Mr. Guardian of the sea! Or whatever with your fishies! [ He cackles. ]

[alwaysimpaled]

Where did that come from? [Sora, you're fun and all but Dante only has so much brain power.]

poor poor dante ;3;

[keymemory]

I'unno! You called yourself the biggest fish... which I don't think you really are... I mean, we haven't seen each other in person.. which is really weird.. I ought to have seen you by now if you are the biggest fish...


I bet you're just a regular sized fish......... I, by the way, am like a shark-boy fish... how's that?!

Kids are his weakness.

[alwaysimpaled]

[He just gives Sora a weird look.]

Tell ya what, come at me as hard as you can and I'll show you just how scared I am of sharks. And if you manage to land a single hit, I'll officially dub you the biggest shark in the sea.

it's adorable, I love it

[keymemory]

Okay! Okay! I can do that! I promise not to hurt you! [ He chuckles. ]

It is pretty cute

[alwaysimpaled]

Yeah, you don't have to worry 'bout that. I doubt you could hurt me if you hit me at full force.

[keymemory]

Oh! You're just so much talk! [ He laughs though. ]

[alwaysimpaled]

I talk the talk and walk the walk.

[keymemory]

Oh yeah!? I sing the talk and dance the walk!!