[anon] text

[thatched]

Hello, my fair Genessians, Attletonians, Fayrenians, Everglade Residents and Nova City Spooks.

My name is Auntie Meme!

Are you love lorn? Lost in lust? Need a good pick me up, or just don't know how to tell the partner of your dreams what they mean to little old you? Well, Auntie Meme is here to help. I offer advice free and without charge from my treasure trove of vast experience.

Come to me with all your problems, my dear beanies; anonymously or not.

Auntie Meme is here to help.

Comments

anon text;

[devilishkaoru]

But what if I can't run?

anon text;

[thatched]

Then walk, my sweet. Fly. Swim. Movement is key.

anon text;

[devilishkaoru]

So you're saying I have no strings on me? So I should just fly and see what happens?

anon text;

[thatched]

That's just what I'm saying. How clever you are.

[and not taking this a bit seriously, which might have been what Thatch had been going for in the first place]

anon text;

[devilishkaoru]

it just seemed like such an obvious answer. Next time I should get more creative.

anon text;

[thatched]

I look forward to it, dearie.