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genessia2018-07-15 12:24 pm
alwaysimpaled) wrote in genessia2018-07-15 12:24 pm
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So. A quick PSA from your friendly Attleton Guardian. I see nobody has yet claimed the bounty on the air conditioning saboteur so I'm sweetening the pot. I'm doubling the reward out of pocket, and that goes for if you are the saboteur and turn yourself in to the authorities. This has gone on long enough, and needs to stop.
Secondly, a message to all bounty hunters. I don't want to follow Nova City's example in making Bounty Hunters register and effectively be deputized. However, if the Air Conditioning Saboteur or any other bounty for Attleton turns up dead you will be charged with murder, stand trial, and be forced to prove you didn't have a choice to save either yourself or another innocent. We're civilized, not fucking barbarians. I don't want to see any news stories about some bounty hunter going on a rampage with a weapon fashioned from the bodies of something else. That shit does not fly here. I will follow Nova's example if necessary.
Lastly, I'm still on the clock and everything but Sundays if anyone wants to contact me, I'm going to be in my shop, rather than the office.
[Private Message to all Deputies.]
I thought I should let y'all know that I went through the files available to the guardian, and moved any sensitive files to my place. I don't expect anyone to come looking for them without going through the proper channels, but I feel better keeping them at my place. They're more secure there.
Secondly, a message to all bounty hunters. I don't want to follow Nova City's example in making Bounty Hunters register and effectively be deputized. However, if the Air Conditioning Saboteur or any other bounty for Attleton turns up dead you will be charged with murder, stand trial, and be forced to prove you didn't have a choice to save either yourself or another innocent. We're civilized, not fucking barbarians. I don't want to see any news stories about some bounty hunter going on a rampage with a weapon fashioned from the bodies of something else. That shit does not fly here. I will follow Nova's example if necessary.
Lastly, I'm still on the clock and everything but Sundays if anyone wants to contact me, I'm going to be in my shop, rather than the office.
[Private Message to all Deputies.]
I thought I should let y'all know that I went through the files available to the guardian, and moved any sensitive files to my place. I don't expect anyone to come looking for them without going through the proper channels, but I feel better keeping them at my place. They're more secure there.
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She leaned on the corner of the desk when Dante came back in. "So, what else do you have for me to try?" You aren't getting out of this one Dante.
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He sighs, flopping into his chair, propping his feet up on the desk. "Nothing else for today. Maybe tomorrow we can try something else. I've done all the work I'm going to for today though."
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And as for the weapon. "Come on now, Dante. You know better than that. I would rather you stop trying to coddle me so much." She stepped forward, shoving his feet off his desk and hopping over it to sit in front of him.
"If I did not know better I might think that you cared." Clearly a joke from her smile. Not only that but she was rather close. She normally got like this after a good fight.