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[ubiquitously]

[The video clicks on from atop a dresser, with a wide view of Uai’s Fayen bedroom. In the background: Utter chaos. Uai (blue)  is holding human Hana’s (purple) arm in one hand, while the other holds a purple toothbrush as menacing as one can hold a toothbrush.]

I told you to brush your teeth every day! You’re going to get cavities!

[Meanwhile on the other side of the ring, Hana is chomping at him, bumbles and grumbles that was garbled from leftover toothpaste attempts]

I won’t GET cavities! I’m not a person, I’m a dragon, and my teeth are NOT rocks..! Toothpaste tastes too good to rinse out toooooo…

[Uai squints at her.] We’re not taking chances with your teeth and all of that sugar you eat. A sweet tooth is fine. Rotting teeth are not. [He holds out the toothbrush.] I can’t believe I’m babysitting you.

[Hana tried to swat the toothbrush out of Uai’s hand like a cornered big cat] 

This isn’t even my real form! If I really wanted to brush I would have to be myself...but we can’t. Too small in here. Like you said in the first place so.. [cue sticking her tongue out, but not before licking her teeth from the delicious paste.

At that, Uai makes 5 more tubes of toothpaste materialize between his fingers, like a confused dentist ninja.] Then let’s bring this outside. We have enough for your true form.

[He regards the camera, frowning.] Can someone please explain to her what a cavity is, before she gets one?

( tags will come from Hana/draconixaviarix (purple) & Uai (blue)  )

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[lazuline]

...Hana.

[She remembers you. She is also very familiar with Uai. It's hard not to laugh at this whole situation, but for now at least she's managed to keep her voice even. Perhaps even with a scolding tone to it.

Teeth brushing is serious.]

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[ubiquitously]

[Oh, it's Azura. This... This is kind of embarrassing and awkward.

Uai slowly puts down his arms, and the ridiculous amount of toothpaste.

Do your thing while he tries to reclaim his dignity.]

[lazuline]

[she's already having a conversation with Hana, so she might as well address Uai as well.]

You're enjoying yourself, aren't you? [It was a cute display, to be honest. Very fatherly even if uh... unconventional. It's clear he cares about Hana very much.]

[ubiquitously]

[She's always calling him out..! It's kind of nice, though. He has no reason to put up walls if she's going to see through them anyway.]

... Maybe a bit. I would be happier if she brushed her teeth, though. If she gets cavities, I'm not paying the bill--- well.

[He knows he will pay the bill and panic over any harm that comes to Hana.]

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[draconixaviarix]

[She heard her voice, her sweet voice and turned to the camera]

Azura! Help! Uai's trying to put food on my teeth..it just seems so..so...not right? He doesn't even have the big brushes if I become the real me. You must know this..right?

[lazuline]

Hana, I'm sorry. [this is not the support you wanted.]

Toothpaste isn't food, it can make you very sick if you eat it, even if you are a dragon. Your smaller form is still you, isn't it? It's still important to keep your teeth from rotting.

[big OR small]

But if you need help with your bigger teeth, perhaps I could assist.

How Could this Happen to Me? I've Made My Mistakes----

[draconixaviarix]

Wh..sick? Something like that? No way..

[Hana was taken aback though by the BETRAYAL, and just whined a bit]

...N..not really my form. It's like..a compressed version? Like I'm just stuffed in a turtle shell...

Teeth can't rot either..how do you know about this? Any of youu?

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[brbgettingwrench]

He is right. having a sweet tooth is perfectly fine, but to not take care of your teeth means that you'll end up losing them to either cavities or just losing them.

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[ubiquitously]

Thank you. Maybe she'll listen to you.

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[brbgettingwrench]

I'm not an expert on teeth since that's a completely different medical line, but even I know it's important to keep teeth healthy unless you want dentures.

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[draconixaviarix]

...What's a sweet tooth?

Wait, wait wait...you can lose your teeth? I thought that only happened during a fight or accident?

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[brbgettingwrench]

A sweet tooth is when you have a huge love of sweet compared to everything else. At least that's how I see it.

You can if they don't get taken care of correctly. Once you lose your baby teeth and get the ones you have now you lose them again, you get no more. [She shook her head slightly.]

No, not brushing is another way to lose them.

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[twin_tailed_wolf]

[This looks fun!]

Cavities are sick teeth! If you do nothing, they will fall out and die. Be a good dragon girl and let Doctor Whatshisface cure your teeth~

[She's being an ass, don't mind her too much.]

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[ubiquitously]

Uai. And exactly. Though, fall out and die might be a harsh way to put it.

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[twin_tailed_wolf]

Why what? It's true, though. Once the teeth rotted away, they're hardly any different than dead.

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[draconixaviarix]

[Cue some frowning, similar to Azura's response]

Wh..

..Teeth can get sick? Oh no..! Where can I see Doctor Whatshisface? Urgg..why must toothpaste be so tasty though..?

[here is a child that recently learned what a Doctor is, help]

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[twin_tailed_wolf]

Doctor Whatshisface is right there~

[She points at the screen, just off to where Uai is. She has too much free time right now.]

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[bigbadrose]

[Uai... when you said Hana was here....]

[Luckily Rose has no judging. She'd be worse if the Doctor was here as a child, no lie.]

Cavities are holes in your teeth. There's bacteria that eat the sugar leftover from candy and sweets and make acid that makes holes in your teeth. And then they really hurt. And they can get black and infected and gross. You wouldn't want to leave your hair dirty after a long day of playing outside, right?

[ubiquitously]

I hope she does. I don't have time to be bathing a dragon too.

She thinks 'cavities' means 'cave cavities,' like in rocks.

[bigbadrose]

She's not wrong. It literally is holes in your teeth. Dragon fire and acid can make holes in rocks, yeah? And break through bones. Even water and time can wear down diamonds. Brushing your teeth gets the stuff that would wear them down off, and the toothpaste adds protection.

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[draconixaviarix]

..Wh..

..Holes.....in your teeth....

[Cue her paling up, finding it hard to talk] How did I not know...

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[bigbadrose]

[Oh no she's so cute!]

[And Rose shrugs with a soft smile.] They're sneaky. So the best way to fight back is brush really fiercely! And use the toothpaste to protect!

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[beamsmagicalgirls]

The part where you loose all your teeth? Cause that can happen.

[Ranger on duty!]

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[draconixaviarix]

No way all of them can fall out at once right?

[Squeaks and pauses awkwardly]

....right...?

[why does silence exist oh dear Shadow]

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[beamsmagicalgirls]

No, at once, and no, they don't fall out. They rot. One by one, or more.

[He's not helping with the visual.]

But hey, feel free to rot your teeth to the core. Then you'll live the rest of your life eating oatmeal and grits, anything soft enough to eat.

Should I come over there and check? I've treated dragons before.