Gettin' Down to Business [Video] [OTA]

[om_nom_namur]

A'ight y'all, 's been awhile since I made a post, I know. Shit's been goin' way good, tell y' that much.

Anyway. Reason I'm postin's cuz startin' this Friday, Jolly Eddy's is officially 'xpandin' the nature a its services. We been walkin' the good folk a Everglade safe an' sound all over their fair city for several years now, an' that ain't 'bout t' change. What we're lookin' t' do now's t' encourage folk from all the other cities t' come on over an' get t' know Everglade for theirselves, through a guided tour.

That's right. Take a moment, let it sink in.

Now it don't matter if yer a guppyshit or not. Everbody's always been welcome, an' we're here t' help open the doors, so t' speak. Tours is gonna come in two flavors: day tours that's gonna take y' 'round t' civic places like City Hall t' learn 'bout history an' the Undead an' Deceased Civil Rights Movement Headquarters so y'all can learn a bit more 'bout how y' can help look out for yer fellow beins' wellbein' even after death. An' for the really brave, we'll offer t' take y' up on a night tour a the town. Take y' out t' dinner, then go hit up Mystic's Alley an' yer choice a nightclubs. Yer sure t' have a bewitchin' time, sheheheheheh!

Anyone intrested, jus' give us a call. Promise we ain't gonna bite. 'Less y' reaaaaaally want us t'.

[Namur winks, and then laughs and ends the feed. There's a text note along with the video, listing the client number for Jolly Eddy's so that people can call in.]

Comments

[Video]

[liorafae]

[Scratching her head.]

I...see. I get scared a lot, but I've never done...that.

So this guided tour...I assume it'll be safe...right?

[Video]

[om_nom_namur]

Ehhhhh mostly! Mean, there's always a risk when y' go 'round, that's jus' life, eh? But y'll have a certified badass 'round t' protect y' if shit gets a li'l deep, catch me?

[Video]

[liorafae]

Well, true...but I can protect myself...sort of. I have Light magic and healing magic. So it would be good to have a certified...what was it?

[A "badass?"]

Re: [Video]

[om_nom_namur]

[He almost manages to not roll his eyes.]

Badass, sweetheart. Means somebody that whoops ass an' makes everbody else look bad. Do the mashin' thing. Badass. Now y' try.

[Video]

[liorafae]

...Try...the mashing thing? But I'm a caster...not really a fighter. The "mashing thing"...that sounds like something Qubine would do...

[Video]

[om_nom_namur]

Ain't a thing a fighters only! Even the most basic dumbass can mash a couple a words t'gether! Folk do it all the time. 'S called contraptions. Like ain't an' weren't an' windshield an' raincoat.