Gettin' Down to Business [Video] [OTA]

[om_nom_namur]

A'ight y'all, 's been awhile since I made a post, I know. Shit's been goin' way good, tell y' that much.

Anyway. Reason I'm postin's cuz startin' this Friday, Jolly Eddy's is officially 'xpandin' the nature a its services. We been walkin' the good folk a Everglade safe an' sound all over their fair city for several years now, an' that ain't 'bout t' change. What we're lookin' t' do now's t' encourage folk from all the other cities t' come on over an' get t' know Everglade for theirselves, through a guided tour.

That's right. Take a moment, let it sink in.

Now it don't matter if yer a guppyshit or not. Everbody's always been welcome, an' we're here t' help open the doors, so t' speak. Tours is gonna come in two flavors: day tours that's gonna take y' 'round t' civic places like City Hall t' learn 'bout history an' the Undead an' Deceased Civil Rights Movement Headquarters so y'all can learn a bit more 'bout how y' can help look out for yer fellow beins' wellbein' even after death. An' for the really brave, we'll offer t' take y' up on a night tour a the town. Take y' out t' dinner, then go hit up Mystic's Alley an' yer choice a nightclubs. Yer sure t' have a bewitchin' time, sheheheheheh!

Anyone intrested, jus' give us a call. Promise we ain't gonna bite. 'Less y' reaaaaaally want us t'.

[Namur winks, and then laughs and ends the feed. There's a text note along with the video, listing the client number for Jolly Eddy's so that people can call in.]

Comments

[Video]

[singinghuntress]

Looks like I vill haf to brush up on my phone skills again~.

[Lets just say Rip's amused by the announcement and maybe a little eager to terrorize people on the night tour...maybe. If they deserve it enough.]

I vonder how many vill take zhe tours.

[Video]

[om_nom_namur]

[Namur shrugs.]

Hopefully a shitton, but we'll see if folks is guppyshits or not, sheheheheh!

Anyway at the very least it means there ain't no 'xcuse for folks t' not go an' get a taste for theirselves a what it's like 'round here. Perspective or whatever, aye?

[Video]

[liorafae]

[A curious invitation, Liora thinks. But she has only one question...]

Um...what's a "guppyshit?"

[She's certainly never heard of that species before...]

[Video]

[om_nom_namur]

Guppies is tiny li'l fish that's scared a everthin'. An' whaddy' do when yer scared? Take a shit in yer britches. So put 'em t'gether, an' y' get a guppyshit! Sheheheh!

[He thinks he's so clever...]

Whatcha think? Wanna give it a whirl?

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[thatched]

[comes in with a pack of beers and tosses one to his brother]

Tours, eh? I'll take the one with the hot chicks.

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[om_nom_namur]

All my 'maids is pretty damn hot, Thatch.

[Namur catches the bottle and holds it still for a bit.]

Wanna have a good time down at Holy Diver though y' probly wanna go with Rip or Rowan. Jus' ain't Azure's kinda thing, an' the Squidlet don't get that kinda shit.

[Video]

[hot_handed]

Can you succeed in actually making it scary, Fish Brains?

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[om_nom_namur]

Didn't say I's gonna make it scary, smolt. But sure, what scares y'? Can maybe work somethin' in.

[Video]

[watcheddog]

Yeah, sure. I'm down for that.

No biting.

[He's not even wigging out about the talking sharkman! YAY! IMPROVEMENT!]

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[om_nom_namur]

But I make it feel so good!

[He's waggling his eyebrows, Doc.]

Ain't they payin' y' good though? Shit I'll buy y' a razor if y' need it...

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[beamsmagicalgirls]

Will the guests sign a waiver for this?

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[om_nom_namur]

Obviously. Think I'mma take a human t' Speak Easily an' not have a waiver? Shit. Yer funny.

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[immortalrose]

Trying to get this hustle off the ground, hm?

[He's all for more people actually enjoying their time at Everglade. Out of all the cities, it has the worst reputation overall.]

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[om_nom_namur]

Ain't hustlin' no one, man, this shit's legit. Want one a the night tours? I'll make sure t' send y' with Rip.

[video]

[myfayevalentine]

*Here is brand new Busines!Faye, complete with hair in a bun and a rather fitted blouse...*

You seem to be running your business very successfully... Any tips?

[video]

[om_nom_namur]

Believe in it an' hire a good crew. How's shit goin' on yer end?

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[ivegotadream]

Can one go to both?

[Yes she is really brave.]

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[beamsmagicalgirls]

We offer discounts if doing both.

[He will be fine showing her both.]

And acquaintance discount.

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[om_nom_namur]

Sure! An' y' can do 'em as many times as y' want! Still workin' on gettin' some shit printed, but I'll send y' the flier on the computer. Lemme know if there's anywhere else y' think we oughta take folk, too.

[There's a file attached to this message.]

[Video]

[gip_u202]

[The video opens on a shot of Rowan relaxing at home, nestled in an enormous armchair with a stack of books on the table beside her; apparently, when she's not being a giant hideous monster, she does in fact have other hobbies. Once she can see that the video's connected, she treats Namur to a fond smile.]

I like the sounds of this new business venture... It could be fun. And of course, you know I'm happy to help... How many people do you think would pay extra to be escorted by an actual monster? I could show up on two legs or four, depending on what they're hoping for...

[Video]

[om_nom_namur]

Considerin' that most a us ain't humans an' we might hafta hire up a couple locals, reckon the monster tour guide's jus' part a the package. So show up whichever way floats yer boat, aye?






Also, y' ain't a monster. Shut up.

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[priceofmagic]

... Jolly Eddy's!

That's where Sync works! You work with Sync?

Tours sound wonderful, by the way! It would be great if people weren't afraid of Everglade nearly as much.

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[om_nom_namur]

Shit I didn't know he's got a girlfriend! How y' doin' sweetheart? What's yer name?

[Video]

[brat_from_hell]

I wanna go on both!

[He's already been sneaking around Everglade's forests and the like, but he is genuinely interested in the tour and learning from people who have more experience living here.]

[Video]

[om_nom_namur]

Sheheh! Lemme send y' a bit a info. Gotta be of age if y' wanna go on the night tours, but I ain't gonna tell y' no!

[Attachment: brochure.pdf]