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genessia2018-08-02 04:52 pm
om_nom_namur) wrote in genessia2018-08-02 04:52 pm
Gettin' Down to Business [Video] [OTA]
A'ight y'all, 's been awhile since I made a post, I know. Shit's been goin' way good, tell y' that much.
Anyway. Reason I'm postin's cuz startin' this Friday, Jolly Eddy's is officially 'xpandin' the nature a its services. We been walkin' the good folk a Everglade safe an' sound all over their fair city for several years now, an' that ain't 'bout t' change. What we're lookin' t' do now's t' encourage folk from all the other cities t' come on over an' get t' know Everglade for theirselves, through a guided tour.
That's right. Take a moment, let it sink in.
Now it don't matter if yer a guppyshit or not. Everbody's always been welcome, an' we're here t' help open the doors, so t' speak. Tours is gonna come in two flavors: day tours that's gonna take y' 'round t' civic places like City Hall t' learn 'bout history an' the Undead an' Deceased Civil Rights Movement Headquarters so y'all can learn a bit more 'bout how y' can help look out for yer fellow beins' wellbein' even after death. An' for the really brave, we'll offer t' take y' up on a night tour a the town. Take y' out t' dinner, then go hit up Mystic's Alley an' yer choice a nightclubs. Yer sure t' have a bewitchin' time, sheheheheheh!
Anyone intrested, jus' give us a call. Promise we ain't gonna bite. 'Less y' reaaaaaally want us t'.
[Namur winks, and then laughs and ends the feed. There's a text note along with the video, listing the client number for Jolly Eddy's so that people can call in.]
Anyway. Reason I'm postin's cuz startin' this Friday, Jolly Eddy's is officially 'xpandin' the nature a its services. We been walkin' the good folk a Everglade safe an' sound all over their fair city for several years now, an' that ain't 'bout t' change. What we're lookin' t' do now's t' encourage folk from all the other cities t' come on over an' get t' know Everglade for theirselves, through a guided tour.
That's right. Take a moment, let it sink in.
Now it don't matter if yer a guppyshit or not. Everbody's always been welcome, an' we're here t' help open the doors, so t' speak. Tours is gonna come in two flavors: day tours that's gonna take y' 'round t' civic places like City Hall t' learn 'bout history an' the Undead an' Deceased Civil Rights Movement Headquarters so y'all can learn a bit more 'bout how y' can help look out for yer fellow beins' wellbein' even after death. An' for the really brave, we'll offer t' take y' up on a night tour a the town. Take y' out t' dinner, then go hit up Mystic's Alley an' yer choice a nightclubs. Yer sure t' have a bewitchin' time, sheheheheheh!
Anyone intrested, jus' give us a call. Promise we ain't gonna bite. 'Less y' reaaaaaally want us t'.
[Namur winks, and then laughs and ends the feed. There's a text note along with the video, listing the client number for Jolly Eddy's so that people can call in.]
[Video]
[Listen, he can't smell you through the machine. Or hear your lack of two hearts. Sorry.]
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Ain't y' the Doctor?
Voice's right. Face's right.
[He squints.]
Or close 'nuff. If y' got rid a all that shit on it, anyway.
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I'm Detective Emmett Carver. Human. But joining the Everglade PD. Is Rose the Doctor with no-name's girlfriend? I think Chrysalis mentioned her. And so did the paper.
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Go by Emmett or Carver?
An' why the hell y' takin' up with Everglade PD? Got a death wish?
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Detective or Carver. And yeah, so they tell me.
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[Rubs his eyeballs with one hand.] The Doctor doesn't even like that I carry a gun, and you're the completely other direction.
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He seems to be a bit... used to getting his way.
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[Namur grins a wide, toothy grin, then laughs.]
Hope y' got somethin' up yer sleeve a bit more supernatural'n a shittyass gun though. Ain't gonna do much t' a ghost if they come atcha, know what I'm sayin'?
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No. Completely human. But my partner can handle just about anything, though I'm still leery of only being able to protect her from humans.
[Satou gave him spell bullets though :333 but he's not advertising that.]
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Who's yer partner?
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Mine.
[:\ No stealing!]
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Tetchy. Don't y' trust 'em?
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Just don't want any misunderstandings.
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Whatever, man. Ain't like I'm joinin' the shitty cops any time soon, so no worries. Y' can calm yer balls, a'ight?
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[He was being friendly. Otherwise he wouldn't have even shared her name!!]
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An' brush up on yer horror films.
Sheheheheh!
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[The Everglade will eat him alive. Isn't it a good thing Chrysalis is a baby succubus?]
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[100% thinks Namur's pulling his leg.]
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[Wink!]
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Didn't I already say I wanted in? [Eye roll.] I'll take your snarky discount all the same.
[He will be eaten alive. Better bring his demoness partner.]
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