Gettin' Down to Business [Video] [OTA]

[om_nom_namur]

A'ight y'all, 's been awhile since I made a post, I know. Shit's been goin' way good, tell y' that much.

Anyway. Reason I'm postin's cuz startin' this Friday, Jolly Eddy's is officially 'xpandin' the nature a its services. We been walkin' the good folk a Everglade safe an' sound all over their fair city for several years now, an' that ain't 'bout t' change. What we're lookin' t' do now's t' encourage folk from all the other cities t' come on over an' get t' know Everglade for theirselves, through a guided tour.

That's right. Take a moment, let it sink in.

Now it don't matter if yer a guppyshit or not. Everbody's always been welcome, an' we're here t' help open the doors, so t' speak. Tours is gonna come in two flavors: day tours that's gonna take y' 'round t' civic places like City Hall t' learn 'bout history an' the Undead an' Deceased Civil Rights Movement Headquarters so y'all can learn a bit more 'bout how y' can help look out for yer fellow beins' wellbein' even after death. An' for the really brave, we'll offer t' take y' up on a night tour a the town. Take y' out t' dinner, then go hit up Mystic's Alley an' yer choice a nightclubs. Yer sure t' have a bewitchin' time, sheheheheheh!

Anyone intrested, jus' give us a call. Promise we ain't gonna bite. 'Less y' reaaaaaally want us t'.

[Namur winks, and then laughs and ends the feed. There's a text note along with the video, listing the client number for Jolly Eddy's so that people can call in.]

Comments

[priceofmagic]

It's not an issue of not liking him... [Hoh boy, she'd better shut up.]

He is really great, though. Even under the mask. I've been curious about where he works and who he hangs out with... For not weird reasons!

[Yup, shutting up.

Satou giggles a bit at his response. It's a bit suspicious, but she isn't calling for work related reasons.]

I have no doubt that you are. It sounds like you're offering a valuable service to the citizens here in Everglade. Safety is unfortunately a common concern.

[om_nom_namur]

Oh, so he's the dumbass can't tell y' got a crush? Want me t' have a chat with 'im? Hell I'll give 'im a one time bonus t' pay for a date, how's that sound?

[priceofmagic]

Huh? C-Crush? Nooo, I didn't mean-- uh um... Y-You don't need to worry, sir! I can handle him! I like chatting with him, so no worries! G-Got it handled, uh huh. Thank you for worrying about him..?

[om_nom_namur]

........ Ain't told 'im yet, have y'?

[priceofmagic]

Waaaait, this is getting crazy! It's nothing like that, honest! Please don't make things weird for him. I probably drive him crazy enough when I aggro everything in the MMO game, without this on top of iiit.

[om_nom_namur]

Shit girl, only thing crazy 'round here's you.

A'ight, so let's walk it back a couple steps. Y' roll in here at the first mention a Jolly Eddy's, fangirlin' yer ass off 'bout Sync. So that tells me y' got a thing for 'im. True or false? 'S okay sweetheart, y' can tell me. Ain't makin' fun a y' or nothin'. Jus' settin' shit straight. Sync. Crush. Yes, no. Go.

[priceofmagic]

Did it really seem like fangirling..? Uuugh, how embarrassing.

[She gives her head a little shake. Good grace, she's remembering those affair rumors now. Is this where they came from?]

I uh. I don't know? My um. Last boyfriend kind of died recently so... I think I'll plead the 5th for now. [Feelings are hard and she's not sure how to handle them. Especially when she's got people back home waiting on answers from her.]

I don't know anymore, sorry... Oh but. I do know I'm interested in a tour..?

[om_nom_namur]

Ohhhhhh, shit that sucks. Sorry sweetheart, I didn't know. How recently we talkin'?

Everbody's welcome t' take a tour, but y' gotta be a certain age t' take the night tours. Feel free t' look shit over an' see whatcha think, eh?

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[priceofmagic]

Right before I got here...

[She isn’t sure how to proceed when she isn’t even home to deal with this properly.]

But that would be lovely. What I’m most interested in is seeing where people go most and what’s popular. I see Everglade a lot from the police angle, but I don’t get to know the fun stuff here very well. Hard to protect what I don’t know.

[om_nom_namur]

How long y' been here?

An' I mean the tours ain't designed for locals really, 's designed for folk t' get a taste a what shit's like 'round here. Y'... uh. How old'er y'? Night tour might not be a good choice for y's what I'm gettin' at.