genessia | Gettin' Down to Business [Video] [OTA]

A'ight y'all, 's been awhile since I made a post, I know. Shit's been goin' way good, tell y' that much.

Anyway. Reason I'm postin's cuz startin' this Friday, Jolly Eddy's is officially 'xpandin' the nature a its services. We been walkin' the good folk a Everglade safe an' sound all over their fair city for several years now, an' that ain't 'bout t' change. What we're lookin' t' do now's t' encourage folk from all the other cities t' come on over an' get t' know Everglade for theirselves, through a guided tour.

That's right. Take a moment, let it sink in.

Now it don't matter if yer a guppyshit or not. Everbody's always been welcome, an' we're here t' help open the doors, so t' speak. Tours is gonna come in two flavors: day tours that's gonna take y' 'round t' civic places like City Hall t' learn 'bout history an' the Undead an' Deceased Civil Rights Movement Headquarters so y'all can learn a bit more 'bout how y' can help look out for yer fellow beins' wellbein' even after death. An' for the really brave, we'll offer t' take y' up on a night tour a the town. Take y' out t' dinner, then go hit up Mystic's Alley an' yer choice a nightclubs. Yer sure t' have a bewitchin' time, sheheheheheh!

Anyone intrested, jus' give us a call. Promise we ain't gonna bite. 'Less y' reaaaaaally want us t'.

[Namur winks, and then laughs and ends the feed. There's a text note along with the video, listing the client number for Jolly Eddy's so that people can call in.]

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Where I come from, there's no age you have to be to work. It's all about what you can do. I lived near a place called Dragon Valley where there were real live dragons who sometimes tried to eat people. I knew where all the pathways to get around safely were and I knew enough magic that I could make the dragons leave me alone...so I made money as a guide even when my family wasn't around.

It's just weird to me when people care about age for a job.

Oh. Yeah, 'round here they'll bitch atcha an' toss y' in jail for makin' a kid do work. Maybe even shut down yer entire business. An' I put a hell of a lotta time an' effort int' this damn thing so I'd be pretty pissed if the fuzz come an' said we couldn't do it no more cuz a the child labor laws.

So listen. If y' can prove t' the justice types that y' ain't a baby, I'll letcha try out with my hirin' manager, got it?

[He can respect the pragmatic reasons behind it, and also that Namur didn't even blink at the possibility of him being over a thousand years old.]

It's a deal. I'll make sure to get some ID and maybe there's some sort of test I can take to prove I don't need to be in school. I'll look it up.

[Namur's Seen Some Shit(tm). A several thousand year old child is one of the less strange things on that list.]

Much obliged. Fair winds t' y'...

Uh.

What's yer name, pup?

I'm Phibrizzo.

Namur.

[He nods and waves, shutting down the feed.]