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Namur ([personal profile] om_nom_namur) wrote in [community profile] genessia2018-08-02 04:52 pm

Gettin' Down to Business [Video] [OTA]

A'ight y'all, 's been awhile since I made a post, I know. Shit's been goin' way good, tell y' that much.

Anyway. Reason I'm postin's cuz startin' this Friday, Jolly Eddy's is officially 'xpandin' the nature a its services. We been walkin' the good folk a Everglade safe an' sound all over their fair city for several years now, an' that ain't 'bout t' change. What we're lookin' t' do now's t' encourage folk from all the other cities t' come on over an' get t' know Everglade for theirselves, through a guided tour.

That's right. Take a moment, let it sink in.

Now it don't matter if yer a guppyshit or not. Everbody's always been welcome, an' we're here t' help open the doors, so t' speak. Tours is gonna come in two flavors: day tours that's gonna take y' 'round t' civic places like City Hall t' learn 'bout history an' the Undead an' Deceased Civil Rights Movement Headquarters so y'all can learn a bit more 'bout how y' can help look out for yer fellow beins' wellbein' even after death. An' for the really brave, we'll offer t' take y' up on a night tour a the town. Take y' out t' dinner, then go hit up Mystic's Alley an' yer choice a nightclubs. Yer sure t' have a bewitchin' time, sheheheheheh!

Anyone intrested, jus' give us a call. Promise we ain't gonna bite. 'Less y' reaaaaaally want us t'.

[Namur winks, and then laughs and ends the feed. There's a text note along with the video, listing the client number for Jolly Eddy's so that people can call in.]