[Video]

[alwaysimpaled]

Quick announcement or update or whatever. Given how helpful she's been in the past, and her experience with the supernatural, I'm officially Deputizing Sakuya Izayoi.

I understand she has other obligations, so her employment will be more on a contractor type of payment. Paid for work done, etc. but leaving her hours up to her, or when an emergency calls for it. Oh, and Sakuya, your first assignment is to find me as old a camcorder as possible. Bill it to the office. I've got plans.

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[sakuya_izayoi]

In about twenty minutes time Sakuya appeared in front of Dante, placing a huge and bulky professional camera down on the desk. It looked somewhat beat up but certainly still in working condition.

"Will this do?"

[Video]

[scarlet_devil]

[ And apparently no one even thought to tell Remilia about all this. So she is not exactly pleased with this. ]

Excuse me? You dare presume that MY maid would be at your beck and call without my permission!?

v i d e o

[keymemory]

[ Dante… you know very well by now Sora is going to respond to you whether or not he was invited to or has anything relevant to say to you … or not! ]

Hi Dante!

So, when someone steals from the store, you know, what should I do? Can I chase them down and knock them out or do I just call the police? I’m unsure. Also, did you know that there was some weird glittery-cult-robe thing going on? Yet, we can’t eat the food.

What kind of pajama party serves food you can’t eat and packs heat? I mean.. what is the standard expectation for midnight parties?!

Not here

[immortalrose]

[Oh, great. Dante has more little helpers. Fuck.]

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[torsion]

Does the law enforcement around here usually make announcements like this?

And, I guess, deal with "the supernatural"...

[alwaysimpaled]

Dante just peeks over the edge of the magazine he was reading. Really? Already?

"Yeah... wasn't expecting it this fast..."

[Video]

[alwaysimpaled]

First of all, she's not your property. You don't own her.

Second of all, did you not hear the whole contractor bit? I put that in place specifically so it wouldn't cut into her other responsibilities.

Lastly, I don't need to ask your permission. Just Sakuya's.

v i d e o

[alwaysimpaled]

Nobody's going to be that stupid, and if they are, I'd handle it.

...and what are you talking about with the cult thing?

Not here

[alwaysimpaled]

[One that enables his shenaniganery.]

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[alwaysimpaled]

not usually no. this was more an announcement to make sure the hiree knew shed been hired.

the supernatural is more common here though. weve got a wide variety of powered individuals here after all.

[Sorry Jill, he's a lazy texter.]

[torsion]

Normally people would contact an individual one-on-one in that case.

Do we? Guess I might be in over my head, in that case.

[ Hey, it's legible. She'll take it. ]

[keymemory]

I'unno! Sometimes people can be pretty stupid! Even people like... well, like best friends!!

Um. Yah! They made us wear sparkly clothes, oh! Me and Ted.. we followed a cow and .. some guy taking the cow.. baby cow, and ... it .. was this group.

Yeah, cult! That's... hmm, that's it! You're right! Did'ya know!?

[alwaysimpaled]

Sora, the next time that sort of thing happens, I want you to run. ...Also stay away from Ted. Nothing good comes of associating with that nutjob.

[alwaysimpaled]

yeah but im lazy and this is easier.

[At least he's honest?]

yeah but that doesnt mean youre over your head. ive found its usually the normal people that are the most impressive.

[keymemory]

I thought I was helping him! [ He frowns, suddenly, at the mention of staying away from Ted. The other seemed pretty nice! Well, 'cept that night he was trying to shoo Sora off and away, but he wasn't going to let his friend go off sneaking away in the night all by his lonesome! ]

Ted's my friend. Maybe we're not talking about the same Ted!

[alwaysimpaled]

If cults are involved, I highly doubt we're talking about different Teds.

The only person Ted cares about is Ted. He's made that abundantly clear over his time here.

[torsion]

Is it? I guess if you were also making an announcement, sure.

Cute. I wouldn't necessarily say I'm "normal," but I definitely can't use magic.

[keymemory]

Oh!

I guess you two have known each other for some time. I think we did a good thing, .. we saved a cow and a .. fish, and we beat up some bad guys! You should've seen me, I bet you'd think I was so cool!

[Video]

[scarlet_devil]

You don't get to dictate to me what is or isn't mine.

Second, you are addressing nobility! I have the final say who I allow my servants to work for!

[Video]

[alwaysimpaled]

I don't give a fuck if you're penniless or God himself. You don't get to own people.

[alwaysimpaled]

You, I trust Sora. But still, a cult isn't really something a kid your age should have to deal with. That's for the old guys like me to deal with.

[keymemory]

Ah! Well, old man, it was past your bedtime!


Okay, okay. I'll call you next time!

[alwaysimpaled]

normal is relative. even if youre not normal that doesnt make you abnormal. if that makes sense

[alwaysimpaled]

You'd better, or I'll give you a lecture long enough that it won't end until you're an old man.

[keymemory]

You can't possibly have that much time left in you, GRAMPS!