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[alwaysimpaled]

Quick announcement or update or whatever. Given how helpful she's been in the past, and her experience with the supernatural, I'm officially Deputizing Sakuya Izayoi.

I understand she has other obligations, so her employment will be more on a contractor type of payment. Paid for work done, etc. but leaving her hours up to her, or when an emergency calls for it. Oh, and Sakuya, your first assignment is to find me as old a camcorder as possible. Bill it to the office. I've got plans.

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[sakuya_izayoi]

In about twenty minutes time Sakuya appeared in front of Dante, placing a huge and bulky professional camera down on the desk. It looked somewhat beat up but certainly still in working condition.

"Will this do?"

[alwaysimpaled]

Dante just peeks over the edge of the magazine he was reading. Really? Already?

"Yeah... wasn't expecting it this fast..."

[sakuya_izayoi]

Sakuya chuckled some, drawing her heels together to give Dante a surprisingly formal bow. "You expect me to handle responsibility without the utmost haste? Shame on you."

She was smiling as she straightened up. "You are fortunate that I do not mind being deputized."

[Video]

[scarlet_devil]

[ And apparently no one even thought to tell Remilia about all this. So she is not exactly pleased with this. ]

Excuse me? You dare presume that MY maid would be at your beck and call without my permission!?

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[alwaysimpaled]

First of all, she's not your property. You don't own her.

Second of all, did you not hear the whole contractor bit? I put that in place specifically so it wouldn't cut into her other responsibilities.

Lastly, I don't need to ask your permission. Just Sakuya's.

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[scarlet_devil]

You don't get to dictate to me what is or isn't mine.

Second, you are addressing nobility! I have the final say who I allow my servants to work for!

v i d e o

[keymemory]

[ Dante… you know very well by now Sora is going to respond to you whether or not he was invited to or has anything relevant to say to you … or not! ]

Hi Dante!

So, when someone steals from the store, you know, what should I do? Can I chase them down and knock them out or do I just call the police? I’m unsure. Also, did you know that there was some weird glittery-cult-robe thing going on? Yet, we can’t eat the food.

What kind of pajama party serves food you can’t eat and packs heat? I mean.. what is the standard expectation for midnight parties?!

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[alwaysimpaled]

Nobody's going to be that stupid, and if they are, I'd handle it.

...and what are you talking about with the cult thing?

[keymemory]

I'unno! Sometimes people can be pretty stupid! Even people like... well, like best friends!!

Um. Yah! They made us wear sparkly clothes, oh! Me and Ted.. we followed a cow and .. some guy taking the cow.. baby cow, and ... it .. was this group.

Yeah, cult! That's... hmm, that's it! You're right! Did'ya know!?

Not here

[immortalrose]

[Oh, great. Dante has more little helpers. Fuck.]

Not here

[alwaysimpaled]

[One that enables his shenaniganery.]

Re: Not here

[immortalrose]

[Good luck trying to wrangle Augustine up for this mess. He ducking Sparda like a pro.]

text.

[torsion]

Does the law enforcement around here usually make announcements like this?

And, I guess, deal with "the supernatural"...

text.

[alwaysimpaled]

not usually no. this was more an announcement to make sure the hiree knew shed been hired.

the supernatural is more common here though. weve got a wide variety of powered individuals here after all.

[Sorry Jill, he's a lazy texter.]

[torsion]

Normally people would contact an individual one-on-one in that case.

Do we? Guess I might be in over my head, in that case.

[ Hey, it's legible. She'll take it. ]

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[singinghuntress]

[Don't mind her, Rip might just be snickering at the fact that she knows at least one person is going to object to this.]

Do I vant to know vhy you're hafing her fetch an old camcorder?

[Video]

[alwaysimpaled]

A hint: it involves your boy toy and three letters starting with P.

Re: [Video]

[singinghuntress]

Hm.. vhich boytoy?

[Snickers. Yes, there's more than one even if she does know which one he's talking about.]

Zo, for zhe fabled PSA Augustine's supposed to do.. this should be interesting to vatch.

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[allforthem]

Nice! Congratulations Deputy Sakuya Izayoi! Don't you fail us, okay?

[Sayaka chuckled teasingly]

[sakuya_izayoi]

Sakuya answered, smiling quite a bit. "Never fear. I will not fail in this task."

[Video]

[alwaysimpaled]

She's not the type to fail. She's far too perfect for that.

[Dante may or may not be teasing his new deputy.]

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[priceofmagic]

Welcome to the team, Sakuya-san! I hope we can all get along with one another~!!!

Also, why do we need a camcorder?

[sakuya_izayoi]

"Thank you for the warm welcome." She gave a small bow to the camera.

As for the request. "... Honestly I have not the faintest idea of what the camcorder is for. We will just have to find out once I bring it to him."

[Video]

[hot_handed]

Hey, Friend Murderer. Let's fucking go.

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[alwaysimpaled]

...what are you talking about now?