Sabo 🔥 (
chief_of_staff) wrote in
genessia2018-09-09 11:08 am
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[Sabo turns on the device and sets it down in front of him on a table. He has the table positioned so that the lens can show the window, which has obviously been broken.
By something being thrown into it.
He gestures past his shoulder so everyone can see the damage.]
See that? That's what woke me up this morning.
[He has a very stern look on his face. He really didn't feel like dealing with this.
He reaches past the device and brings a mug of tea to his lips, then takes a drink.]
Come forward if you're the one who did this so you can pay for the damages.
[Seriously. Sabo just started his job, so he's not rolling in the dough or anything. He hasn't even talked to the landlord yet about this, but he wants to see if he can settle this on his own first.]
Maybe it was a misunderstanding. Maybe you didn't realize you had such a strong throw. Maybe you have it out for me.
[He chuckles and sets the mug back down.]
I'll be waiting for a response. If I don't hear anything by tomorrow, well ... I won't be nearly as forgiving.
By something being thrown into it.
He gestures past his shoulder so everyone can see the damage.]
See that? That's what woke me up this morning.
[He has a very stern look on his face. He really didn't feel like dealing with this.
He reaches past the device and brings a mug of tea to his lips, then takes a drink.]
Come forward if you're the one who did this so you can pay for the damages.
[Seriously. Sabo just started his job, so he's not rolling in the dough or anything. He hasn't even talked to the landlord yet about this, but he wants to see if he can settle this on his own first.]
Maybe it was a misunderstanding. Maybe you didn't realize you had such a strong throw. Maybe you have it out for me.
[He chuckles and sets the mug back down.]
I'll be waiting for a response. If I don't hear anything by tomorrow, well ... I won't be nearly as forgiving.

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One of the many perks of Genessia.
That is no one other than the paperboy himself messing with some noobs. Just fair warning, you don't want him to do something like that, offer the kid a tip.
[Extortion, but it works here.]
Don't even bother trying to chase him down. He's even faster than me, and I'm faster than Rip.
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That's no way to earn money.
[He takes another drink.]
I really wouldn't want to start a fight or anything with the kid, so I guess I'll just have to cross my fingers and hope he doesn't break my window again.
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Your allowance. [Small shrug.] Your property damage.
If you're lucky, he might aim for the face instead.
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Do you know much about this kid? Age, family life?
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Only that he's been around here for years, never aging. He's probably one of the Spirits here honestly. Think someone posted some ghost story about him and yearn for tips.
You're just wasting time thinking about that.
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[Well, that's the face of someone who thought they were on to something, but was told information that completely negates the idea.]
So he's a spirit?
[Sabo very briefly thinks of how he can't be burned, then, which is an awful thought.]
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It's just a theory. Think of him of some urban legend.
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Maybe everyone should reinforce their windows with wood planks or something to prevent damage.
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Heh, he probably will break that too. This place doesn't make sense. The Paperboy is the least of your worry.
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So I've heard. Apparently I picked the worst place to work and live in terms of safety.
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Anyway, I was talking about something else, but whatever, you learn as you go.
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Don't worry too much about that, if you're a tough human or something, you'll be fine.
Or just call Jolly Eddy's.
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I am tough, but I still wouldn't really want to have to deal with worrying every evening.
I've heard of Jolly Eddy's briefly from Marco. That's Namur's, right?
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That's him. Friend of yours?
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He's from my world, though I didn't know him then. We've talked some here, and I can see us being friends in time.