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[Greetings, citizens of Genessia! Your viewscreens are now full of HANDSOME. That's Captain Hammer right there, smiling beatifically in front of his shiny jet in his secret base. Where is the base? You don't know. It's secret.]

Gentlemen! Ladies! Assorted other nongendered beings! First, allow me to express my thanks for your support, and your patience. The city has accepted my offer to volunteer as Genessia's City Guardian, and I've been officially instated this afternoon. From this point onward, I will be serving as your protector, your guide, and your confidant. If any of you are troubled or harried, you have but to contact me, and I will be there. Now!

[He begins to take a stroll, and the camera moves with him as he gestures and explains.]

I understand that many of you come from different backgrounds and different cultures. Naturally there will be some clashes regarding what's acceptable citizen behavior, and what is not. First and foremost, if you have any doubts, ask me. Better to be safe and informed than punched in the face, ha!

[It's so funny, guys!]

For now, let's stick with the very basics. No wanton destruction of public or private property, no murdering, no assaulting, no kidnapping, no crocs, no stealing. Pretty easy. I know some of you are hotheaded and that arguments may come to blows, and that's fine. If you BOTH want to fight, feel free, so long as you don't hit anyone else or blow up buildings or anything like that. But know this.

[He stops and points at the camera.]

I don't tolerate outright villainy. And I don't trust those of you who say you're reformed. Prove it. Otherwise, I will be watching.

[Hammer's face is actually deadly serious, with none of that happy-go-lucky charm he was oozing just a moment ago. But after a few moments of silence to make sure he gets the point across, he goes back to his big ol' grin.]

Since I know some of you are still looking for a job, I want to make it known that I am hiring sidekicks, and possibly a secretary to take calls while I'm out fighting crime. If you're interested, give me a call, we'll set up an interview.

Questions?

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[This man seems very polite himself, which is good. Though his projected respect does have a hint of... arrogance. That is fine to Milla, however... assuming he can back it up. Still, she smiles. For the moment his idea of protecting innocent people is a pleasant one.]

If the weather is any indication, I believe you may be right. I've only been caught in a blizzard like this one once in my lifetime. At least so far.

[She seems to shift her stance a little, but since she's holding the communicator, he can only really see her face and little else.] I have a question. Genessia is not a place I have ever heard of before... and it seems I'm not on Rieze Maxia or Elympios. Do the people here know of Maxwell?

[It seems a long shot, even to her. Spirits don't seem to be much of a presence here.]

[He draws his head back a little, his expression perplexed. Maxwell? What the hell is a Maxwell?]

...The coffee?

Very well, I'll consider that response to mean "no."

[Well, at least this assures her she's somewhere very, very far from home. To not know of Maxwell? Unfathomable.]

Well, thank you for your assistance all the same.

It's possible someone else might know. Other people can get dragged here from the same world. What's a Maxwell, anyway?

Maxwell, in the simplest terms, is a deity. He is the ruler of the spirit realm, who watches over both spirits and humans, ensuring they live in harmony and maintain a precise balance. Where I come from, humans admire Maxwell, and some even worship him.

To hear that you don't know of Maxwell assures me that I am far from home.

Yeah, probably. But we all are, so you know.

[He shrugs. Hammer's never been the religious sort.]

Good luck finding a synagogue, though.

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